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Rory Blank (on vacation)
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i want people to learn better than to expect me to make anything with the audience in mind for any reason other than contempt
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Bone Jail
I draw comics i think that’s a nice way to spend my time
instagram.com/roryblank
patreon.com/roryblank for my monthly print zine
roryblank.bigcartel.com for cool shirts
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Rory Blank (on vacation)
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i want people to learn better than to expect me to make anything with the audience in mind for any reason other than contempt
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Rory Blank (on vacation)
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as with last year, this project seems to be meeting a fairly muted response, which, if anything, has encouraged me to do it even longer.
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Rory Blank (on vacation)
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07/10/2024
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Rory Blank (on vacation)
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07/10/2024
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Dan Valero Fletcher
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Highly recommend wearing a @roryblank.bsky.social shirt to therapy. Get’s the conversation started off right
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Rory Blank (on vacation)
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Man Jane Fonda is so cool
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Rory Blank (on vacation)
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I’ve been thinking about that nonstop
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Rory Blank (on vacation)
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oh man, i just saw the movie 9 To 5 for the first time, and really, what a crackerjack film, really, I'm still beaming from how funny it is
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Rory Blank (on vacation)
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>:(
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Rory Blank (on vacation)
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07/09/2024
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Rory Blank (on vacation)
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Tell me, do you think if you flip a coin once and it lands on heads that it'll land on heads every other time you flip it? Do you expect every sports season to have the same outcome for every game as the previous season? Do you think that fashion hasn't changed in the last 100 years?
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Rory Blank (on vacation)
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I live in Texas. I voted Green in 2020. If every Texan who voted Green had voted Blue, it wouldn't have moved the needle an inch then, and I don't expect it to be any different this time.
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Rory Blank (on vacation)
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even if you think like "trump is so much of an existential threat that it's worth looking past Biden's issues", calling him the "best candidate" is buckwild to me.
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Rory Blank (on vacation)
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if he was the "best candidate" and he's polling behind a convicted felon who has a 53% disapproval rating while "generic democrat" still generally polls better, that's pretty bleak, I don't know what to tell you
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Rory Blank (on vacation)
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The internet has allowed people unprecedented power to run jokes into the ground at speeds never before imagined
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bakoon
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retire EVERY meme. post NEW THINGS. online has gotten FUCKING STALE
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Rory Blank (on vacation)
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My mom watched Perfect Days yesterday at my request, and said that it still caused the dog problems because she kept trying to herd the few children who appeared on screen.
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Rory Blank (on vacation)
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07/08/2024
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Rory Blank (on vacation)
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additionally, doldo
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Rory Blank (on vacation)
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i was on etsy looking at an asparagus shaped dildo and was informed that one of the related searches was for "snake onahole"
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Rory Blank (on vacation)
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My mom told me that she can’t watch movies with dogs in them at home because her dog gets too excited. Her dog is a young Australian shepherd who broke my mom’s nose and gave her a black eye because she got too enthusiastic about trying to lick my mom’s face and headbutted her.
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Rory Blank (on vacation)
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I got to see Kill last year, and am really excited about it being in theaters now because it’s one of the most unrelentingly brutal action movies I’ve seen in a while
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Rory Blank (on vacation)
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i thought about photoshopping my face onto one of those ai images flooding facebook of a soldier with robot legs saying "today is my birthday but nobody likes me" but I don't want to do anything resembling work on my birthday so just fill it in yourself >:(
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Rory Blank (on vacation)
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07/05/2024
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Rory Blank (on vacation)
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In case they need to arrest a pile of dirt
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Rory Blank (on vacation)
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I am so mad right now.
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Rory Blank (on vacation)
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You don’t buy these things because you have an actual need of a truck, you buy them because you’re a suburban coward who wants to larp as a cowboy.
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Rory Blank (on vacation)
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My girlfriend moves a lot of lumber in her ford focus station wagon
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Rory Blank (on vacation)
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And selling them to people oblivious to the function of trucks
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Rory Blank (on vacation)
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I just saw a guy driving a big truck like a ford F150 with a bunch of lumber stuck through the window of the second row of the cabin, like in one side out the other, presumably because it was too long to go in the very short bed. Congrats on designing trucks that defeat the purpose of trucks.
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Rory Blank (on vacation)
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don't
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Rory Blank (on vacation)
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07/05/2024
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Rory Blank (on vacation)
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It's somehow worse.
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Rory Blank (on vacation)
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grey spy retired to the bahamas where nobody bothers her
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Rory Blank (on vacation)
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That's my favorite thing about it
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Jack Graham
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Like I said:
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Rory Blank (on vacation)
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As well as also, there being something innately sad about a guy putting his old uniform back on to go out for one last job.
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Rory Blank (on vacation)
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In hindsight, I wish instead of having the black spy be clearly legibly the black spy, it would have been more poignant to have him in a hospital gown so you couldn't even tell who was on which side, but I feel like it was necessary for legibility to have one in their normal costume.
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer
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jacob rees-mogg has to lose while standing next to a guy wearing a baked beans-themed balaclava
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”
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King
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daryl "cherche le beau travail" bartley 🏳️⚧️
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still the absolute boy
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cait
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happy july 4th
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Rory Blank (on vacation)
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I wrote this comic on the fourth of july a few years ago so I think I'm going to keep reposting it on the fourth of july
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Rory Blank (on vacation)
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Yep! A LOT of that movie is the kid running up and down the river walk.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvW4...
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Rory Blank (on vacation)
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spy vs spy redux (2023)
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Rory Blank (on vacation)
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07/04/2024a
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Rory Blank (on vacation)
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Yeah the last time I used Google lens it told me that a kit kat was “child” flavored
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Rory Blank (on vacation)
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I'm sorry, I know that this is an extremely mundane request for someone who went to the trouble of learning a second (or third or fourth) language, but I bought some shirts from a Japanese company, would anyone be willing to translate/summarize the care instructions for me?
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Rory Blank (on vacation)
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Trying to line up the weird jump to get into an out of bounds area to make the demon of hatred fall off a cliff is more difficult and tedious than beating him fair and square
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Rory Blank (on vacation)
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I did this because I had heard the reputation the studio's games have for difficulty and was trying to do anything I could to get an edge, and the end result was making the game significantly more difficult for myself than if I'd just listened to what the game itself was trying to tell me.
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