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I mean I guess it did before but this way doesn’t involve calling somebody a horrific insult

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love how this website has pvp now if you follow that ttrpg class chooser

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Jeph Jacques's avatar Jeph Jacques @ass.golf
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The slogan for Burger King in France is a guy with a mouthful of food saying β€œmmh…bourgaire” and it’s the most disgusting thing I’ve ever heard

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accept

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one eyed assassin is a banger but like. come on man

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apple music what are you playing at

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[banging fists on table] FLUFFY

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offal with aspirations

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drilbot's avatar drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social
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god I wish I were at anthrocon

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I’m putting a cheese slice in there

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my ad which is definitely not the same name as this but with the first half replaced with β€œlewd”

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definitely don’t look at my other account

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Sony owns it last I heard but rockstar nΓ©e dma design were the ones who originally made it. I believe it went to Sony when they slurped up psygnosis

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β€œwhy would you post this” don’t worry about it

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the jojo β€œfinally friday” meme but about fat cock friday instead instead. send post

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apple music why are you playing me kom susser tod so much

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this has been haunting my thoughts all fucking day somebody bolt gun me

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that was me. I killed them

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I don’t go to cons so videos of people getting ploughed in hotel rooms is the only fun I get from con season

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this site needs video support so bad

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it’s actually pronounced β€œwan keir”

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Thom πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ's avatar Thom πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ @mongreldog.bsky.social
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steal his look

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that’s not what giving your driver a tip means

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Paizo's avatar Paizo @paizo.bsky.social
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Are you a fan of wielding cosmic powers? Here is a taste of what the solarian will look like in Starfinder 2e!
paizo.me/3VTkzA2

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if the smut isn’t accurate to canon it can’t be horny

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I’ve only been exposed to guilty gear music through strive but wow all that music is bangers huh

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Tesco packaging sucks so bad like don’t you dare put adjectives on a sandwich. I’ll be the judge of that

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absolutely nothing against the actual art but like. builders can’t do that!!!

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sorry but I can’t cum to this unless the lemmings rules are respected

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god I’m sure my brain does not work properly wtf presented with big titty lemming giantess fetish art of a lemming building stairs to some big jugs my first thought is β€œbut builders can’t change the direction they build without a blocker to bounce off”. just deranged thoughts

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If your area got a new Labour MP then it is your duty to email them and say that you are happy the Tories are out but that transphobia should have no place in the party. Make Starmer gently walk back his support for Rowling's position!

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look if this country is going to have insane authoritarian leaders can we at least get one with a little showmanship

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can they be gunged in jeans next

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jacob rees-mogg has to lose while standing next to a guy wearing a baked beans-themed balaclava

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as much as the reform party should be bulldozed into landfill and farage destroyed with a thermobaric explosive they did at least get less than exit polls suggested, with mid dems getting a bit more

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I can class this as btfo I think

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I mean yeah they’re shit but they’re the least shit option that actually has a chance of winning what with the bullshit system we have

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sorry for all the ukpol but how often is it we get to see tories potentially btfo

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I keep peeking at the tracker on the graun and there is so much β€œLab gain from Con” so far

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47-3 so far looooool

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ok I know it’s very early doors and everything but I am allowing myself a tiny little sickos as a treat

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oh no doubt he’ll get a golden parachute into some private sector or lobbying shit for being a complete and total fuckup

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good grief I hope he eats shit forever

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announcing an election and then almost immediately having a scandal or two probably didn’t do many favours either

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