Anya Taylor-Ham

@griph.bsky.social

look if this country is going to have insane authoritarian leaders can we at least get one with a little showmanship

Feb 11, 2024 at 14:49 UTC

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Kategod 🐉🧿🦑𓅛🪬 @kategodart.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 00:53 UTC

it's "him" (some guy in a car, good enough)

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Steamboat Hedgie @steamboathedgie.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 11, 2024 at 15:18 UTC

Me when I need to contrast myself from body doubles who are famously poor at performing sick donuts around diabolically-themed geologic phenomena

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Semi-feral Post Monger @dwaynefuhlhage.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 11, 2024 at 16:06 UTC

um...this seems a bit too prophetic...

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The Hidden Zoo @hiddenzoo.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 11, 2024 at 19:25 UTC

No matter how hard he tries, he can't be Turkmenbashi

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Bene Jesserit @benejesserit.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 11, 2024 at 16:09 UTC

There’s absolutely no way that Trump is physically fit enough for this kind of thing.

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@galdireonai.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 11, 2024 at 16:03 UTC

And a proper uniform with a chest so full of medals that it counts as Type III body armor.

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Ziyyigo-Tipyigo @ziyyigo-tipyigo.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 11, 2024 at 18:18 UTC

Wasn't there a caveat, like there being a jump cut between him getting in the car and the car driving off?

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Jess @mirrorman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 01:10 UTC

I refuse to vote for a candidate the does not swing over a set of rotating knives by their genitalia.

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Nicole @nicamsterdam.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 06:13 UTC

Listen, it's hard to keep up with being a deranged politician these days. It's not easy between America, North Korea, let's not forget Russia, and Argentina is up in the rankings these days too! His PR team get points for a fantastic backdrop here!

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Bjørnar Egede-Nissen 🇨🇦🇳🇴~🇺🇦🇵🇸🍉 @bjornar1.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 11, 2024 at 18:55 UTC

He should try again in a Cybertruck and briefly enjoy flying an airplane into the maws of hell after both steering linkages break, sending it careening over the edge.

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Smarter than Every Economist @drunkydluffy.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 11, 2024 at 17:47 UTC

We don't even have a flaming gas crater. This country used to make things

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Rob Cave @robcave.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 01:47 UTC

There is a brilliant documentary on Turkmenistan made by the Art Critic Waldemar Januszczak where he and his mates pretended to be on a stag weekend to get into the country.

youtu.be/F8ZXGLb1faU?...

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