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The unsupported use case of a disordered, surplus, mediocre midlife in St. Johns, Oregon.

That dog is hit again. That slow dog is hit again. With his see-through skin. The kind of skin you can see through. He’s shot again.

#EatTheRich #FrannyWasRight


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Tonight’s heatwave movie was a two-hour argument that it’s not okay for a grown man to be alone and have a cat.

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Last night’s heatwave movie. Better than the previous one with Mechagodzilla.

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That ninth inning was the first time in a long time Joe Castiglione asked can you believe it and I said aloud no man no I cannot. #RedSox

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Have at least for the time being solved part of my mysterious not wanting to eat thing despite it not being a lack of appetite by switching back from brown rice to white. Don’t ask me why it’s working but it is and I’m not going to argue.

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I especially like the first one.

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Of course, OF COURSE, the rare #RedSox game against the Yankees that was moving at a speedy clip just got delayed due to rain.

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It’s funny that I’ve seen some #Yankees fans trying to claim the #RedSox is the Evil Empire (a name used against the Yankees for decades), when *Yankee Stadium itself plays the Empire’s alarm siren*. #StarWars

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Let’s bring this back, from Sarah Ogilvie’s The Dictionary People.

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#PDXTST

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Watching the Biden speech from today and if they’re smart they just found the counterattack. He said some say he’s too old to be president. Then he asks the crowd a series “was I too told to” questions, going through his accomplishments one by one. This is exactly what they need to do.

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The heatwave lockdown begins, although there’s an off-chance on some of these days I’ll be able to go outside around sunset, and for at least this first day I’ll be fine just having cooled down overnight with box fans in the windows before closing up early in the morning.

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Sigh. Prodigy is driving me crazy.

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One thing about #StarTrek that’s certain: its writers have never in its entire history worked out a single, consistent theory of time travel, no matter how much whinging about temporal mechanics they insert into scripts.

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Asking in part because I want to make sure it isn’t just people who don’t like that the episode calls out the abusive husband. I just rewatched this episode and I can’t see why it’d be considered bottom tier.

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Is “The Idiot’s Lantern” a disfavored #DoctorWho episode? There’s a bunch of chatter on my Reddit thread about Mrs. Flood from people who consider it bottom tier.

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Sixteen years ago when I didn’t have a gut.

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My cat mostly seems content with grooming herself on my lap as I watch Godzilla x Kong.

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Neighbor keeps coming outside to call for her cat, and I don’t know why anyone lets their cat outside on July 4 when they are apt to get scared and potentially lost.

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#HeartbreakHigh represent! #GodzillaXKong.

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Misread as “He-Man”.

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And yet Apple also links to the heat warning from NWS which mentions “100 to 105”. 🤷‍♂️

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Working my way back toward food that isn’t somehow suddenly repelling me by switching back to white rice, and I literally could eat a pot full of it, although I am not.

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Streaming movie plans for the Portland heatwave: Dune Part 2, Monkey Man, Godzilla x Kong. And also *maybe* Dawn of and War for the Planet of the Apes.

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One weird thing recently is that for all the #DoctorWho talk this season among people I follow, I somehow didn’t see any reaction to the finale at all. Either no one said anything or an old, temporary mute I had is still active despite having removed it.

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Oh thank god that mute works.

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Good job, UK. Now let’s do France and the U.S.

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Bree (half of Kit Rocha)'s avatar Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com
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It is kind of wild that on this, the week of "it is our national identity* to hate kings" a bunch of our institutions are like "but what if... king? 🤔" *we all know there was a lot going on but that's the story we put on the tin, anyway

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More anti-democratic thoughts from 2018 the NYT allowed this writer to exclude from his current piece. Delivered with an air of detached irony, as if he miiight be joking or exaggerating. But is he?

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History will recall that the New York Times, that bastion of "the liberal media," on July 4, 2024 chose to give prime space on their op-ed page to a theocratic absolutist who argued that people shouldn't vote, even though he himself has voted in the last 2 elections (but nowhere is that mentioned).

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My problem right now is that my breakfast cereal—the only food I’ve been able to consistently eat since my weird food issues cropped up no matter what—is not low FODMAP.

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Some cheerful thoughts for Independence Day.

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Yesterday took so much out of me it’s pretty terrible that I have to get moving early today to do two grocery errands while it’s cooler. I don’t feel up to this at all, right down to muscle weakness, but I don’t have a choice.

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Time for this objectively perfect movie.

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I’ve never seen past Rise of the Planet of the Apes but the next two are on Max which I have for a month. Either that or I’m just going to rewatch Shoplifters of the World again even though I just rewatched it last month.

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(Here’s another thing: any polling being done on other potential Democratic nominees should be done ranked-choice style, and then the results should be given accordingly. Because people might have a favorite but still actually support someone else if that someone else was it.)

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Our political press has absolutely zero sense of proportionality. Zero. None.

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Someone recently gave the “media is covering Biden debate stuff because it’s novel, whereas Trump isn’t novel” line and I think about Bill Kovach and Tom Rosenstiel’s elements of #Journalism, one of which was “keep the news comprehensive and proportional”, and that’s where a novelty focus fails us.

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Hilariously, I was halfway through the season before I realized it was him.

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Granted I’m only two episodes in but so far I’m less enamored of #StarTrek: Prodigy season two than I was of season one.

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tl;dr, I’m totally fucking exhausted and no more clued in on what I’m supposed to do than when I started out today.

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What seems problematic here is that a cursory look at low FODMAP foods indicates…this is mostly what I already eat?

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Somehow I have to do a grocery errand early tomorrow morning before it gets too hot, because my SNAP reups tomorrow, that is food I can both afford and will be gentle on the presumptive IBS and that in my current “I don’t want to eat most things” state I will actually eat.

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Urgent care basically says if it were my appendix we’d know it. Also says, contra my doctor when I asked about this a month or two ago, my gastrointestinal situation lately looks to them like IBS.

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Okay well out of an overabundance of caution I am going to urgent care to let them decide what this is.

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#TheAcolyte has only two episodes left to get interesting.

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David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈's avatar David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social
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Reminder from a Pittsburgher who was at one point Mr. Rogers neighbor: “Look for the helpers” was intended to be advice for his usual audience, children. We’re grown ups now. We’re supposed to be the helpers.

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Early on a day that serves as transition between pleasant weather and a heatwave you’re not yet prepped for seems like a great time to play the game is this intestinal weirdness or gas or is that where the appendix is located. Bonus round: feelings of anxiety often mimic symptoms of other things.

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Trying to understand the spoiler hiding process on Reddit, specifically on r/DoctorWho, so I can get this Mrs. Flood theory posted.

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