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Christopher Schelling

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The better to hear you with, my dear

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[feeling nostalgic on christmas] Bad guys used to fire pistols at peoples feet and make them dance in this country

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mary: can you rub my feet joseph: is there a way i can do that without actually touching them, and yet somehow, as if by magic, you still benefit? mary: ok i can tell you're still angry

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My husband, pouring his first cup of morning coffee: “You’re lucky I’m speaking to you today after how horrible you were to me in my dream last night.”

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NO! You were running so fast

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Parade magazine is no longer stuffed into 30 million Sunday newspapers, but I can still claim that this online interview with my brother makes him the Most Widely Read Nephrologist in America

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17 Ways to Style a Silk Scarf: 15 of Them Are Nooses!

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WHAT DO WE WANT genre-defying meandering prose that touches upon the ambient moods which strike us in the quiet moments between doing something else WHEN DO WE WANT IT serendipitously arriving at us through means unseen but probably guided

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My life’s work invalidated by the Times

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ADAM: oh look the McRib is back EVE: stop calling me that

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I’ve decided to use my powers for good enough.

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Mannix and Radar (in the bg) say gm

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The joke is on you, Baby.

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I met my wife through Twitter so I'm excited to see who I meet through this app. A second wife? Somebody else's wife? The possible wives are endless.

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my advice to young writers? if you buy coffee in brick packaging it can be tough to open, easy to spill, and difficult to reseal. the trick is to buy a can of coffee first, and when it runs out, reuse that can as a place to pour bricks of coffee in. i’m sorry, what was the question

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A vet assistant misread Mannix’s chart and called him “Maxine,” and he was like, “Quit using my drag name in the office, miss”

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Chappell Roan (or as she’s called in this house, “Bi Taylor Swift”) was my weekend soundtrack, as she should be for any self-respecting 60YO man youtu.be/GR3Liudev18?...

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Considering making my standard rejection letter a simple “Stop 2 End” because it’s somehow both ominous and polite, and it’s strong enough to keep politicians away

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Beautiful and devastating, Paul

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When you start with a new therapist and they ask the dreaded question, “So why are you here?”

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