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fredesque

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hello. he/him. fan of stuff. lover of things. enjoyer of items.

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[walking around in a daze on the beach and seeing the weird guy that kept kicking my seat also survived the crash] fantastic

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why is ur bladder like, 'nah im good' right up until the key is about to go in the door

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Chef Gaykwon's avatar Chef Gaykwon @gaykwon.bsky.social
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This guy was such a G for telling his evil wizard cyborg boss that his religion is bullshit during a work meeting.

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Marisa Kabas's avatar Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social
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christian rock is so funny bc they’re all singing about being in love with the same guy

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[birds getting cozy in their nests at night] can’t wait to scream my fucking balls off tomorrow

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[walking around in a daze on the beach and seeing the weird guy that kept kicking my seat also survived the crash] fantastic

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someone should invent a hotdog that fucks you up

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u better alt that text mother fuckers

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chris.'s avatar chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social
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You can have high tea with the princes and queens or you can have low tea with the rats and the gnats, these are your only two choices.

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Sean Padilla's avatar Sean Padilla @seanpadilla.bsky.social
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His lifestyle determined his deathstyle

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he died the way he lived, by slowly dying

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Jason, ex Inferis's avatar Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social
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Nice stars, bro. Spangle ‘em yourself

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mave's avatar mave @mave.bsky.social
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Time to celebrate our F orefathers, a R agtag group of E nlightened, tenacious E lephant seals & walruses who D isappeared into the sea O ver one & a half M illion years ago

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geeky steven 's avatar geeky steven @geekysteven.bsky.social
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What do you mean I'm not patriotic, I love--*checks map*--Amorcra. I like flags and troop supporting

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Staff Chief of Joints's avatar Staff Chief of Joints @etrain.bsky.social
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Hell yah I've got an HDMI. Hot dog / mouth interface. Also serves as a cereal port.

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emergency hotdog that heats up when you crack it like a glow stick

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someone should invent a hotdog that fucks you up

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cant afford dua lipa, only una lipa

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he died the way he lived, by slowly dying

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Jason, ex Inferis's avatar Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social
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*covered in silly string* If anything I feel more serious now

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Frovo's avatar Frovo @frovo.bsky.social
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DRIVING INSTRUCTOR: okay parallel park ME: p p a a r r k k

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me: look ma, no hands her: then kick me a firecracker

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jesus fucking christ we are fuckiing dooomed

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and the moderator, and the audience..

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there are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see

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Hi, it’s Abby. Yep.'s avatar Hi, it’s Abby. Yep. @abbycohenwl.bsky.social
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I woke up gloomy yesterday and kept praying for relief but I couldn't shake the darkness. Finally at dinner I saw a dude whose shirt said "Suck My Dick." And the clouds parted. The sun shone. I laughed so hard everything was good again. Thank you, my lord and savior

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Jason, ex Inferis's avatar Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social
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Vitamins aren’t real. There’s no way I’m getting the same shit from lettuce, the sun, and a Monster energy drink

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not to be dramatic but the sun is fucking back and even more angular and cool

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sun has gone down (plus there are enough clouds on the horizon) for comparison

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theres something about when pines get lit up like this juust before sunset in summer 🤌

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