Nicole

@newnicole86.bsky.social

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Sweary Curmudgeon

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turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 16:27 UTC

anyone know where i can get a pair of those pants that zip off into shorts? got a wedding to attend pretty soon

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Nicole @newnicole86.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 21:28 UTC

Just realized the no changed to yes in this thread. Bottom line Brady is going to jail.

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Nicole @newnicole86.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 21:26 UTC

Ok I have questions first of all how dare you.

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Nicole @newnicole86.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 21:26 UTC

The answer is no and I’ll have order in the court or let the bailiff take you away.

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Nicole @newnicole86.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 14:49 UTC

OMG your new pic is AMAZING

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Nicole @newnicole86.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 19:00 UTC

OH MY GOD 😭😂

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Nicole @newnicole86.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 01:31 UTC

Close, except I was also double fisting snickers blizzards at the time

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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 07, 2024 at 05:15 UTC

they came for Dolly. we ride at dawn.

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Nicole @newnicole86.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 07, 2024 at 00:57 UTC

Exercised.

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Nicole @newnicole86.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 07, 2024 at 00:56 UTC

Monsters, aliens, demons. My cookie is here for it.

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Nicole @newnicole86.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 07, 2024 at 00:53 UTC

Is life not hard enough? NOW WE HAVE FUCKEN FLYING SPIDERS?!?

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Nicole @newnicole86.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 04, 2024 at 03:13 UTC

I’d eat it.

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Nicole @newnicole86.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 03, 2024 at 13:52 UTC

Thanks Stuart, back at you ❤️❤️

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social
[ View ] May 31, 2024 at 00:46 UTC

No other nation has ever prosecuted a former leader, except for about half of them, so you can see why this is so outrageous.

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man it's a hot zone, @mobute.bsky.social
[ View ] May 31, 2024 at 02:04 UTC

any night's a good night but this would be a really funny night for trump to die on the toilet

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Nicole @newnicole86.bsky.social
[ View ] May 31, 2024 at 03:58 UTC

My lady boner is epic

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Nicole @newnicole86.bsky.social
[ View ] May 31, 2024 at 03:57 UTC

If I had a dollar for every Republican that stood by their convictions I’d have zero dollars

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Nicole @newnicole86.bsky.social
[ View ] May 30, 2024 at 02:25 UTC

There’s no such thing as too much mayo

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Nicole @newnicole86.bsky.social
[ View ] May 30, 2024 at 02:24 UTC

OHHH MY GOOOODDD

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Nicole @newnicole86.bsky.social
[ View ] May 30, 2024 at 02:24 UTC

Sorry I haven’t logged on in a few days and I missed this! ❤️❤️❤️

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Nicole @newnicole86.bsky.social
[ View ] May 30, 2024 at 02:23 UTC

😍

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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.bsky.social
[ View ] May 22, 2024 at 02:21 UTC

When you get a friendly Bluesky Message, you can say "that was a lovely BM," no one can stop you

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Kevin Reuning @reuning.bsky.social
[ View ] May 23, 2024 at 23:00 UTC

Remember, with great power comes absolutely no responsibilities.

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social
[ View ] May 23, 2024 at 22:59 UTC

oh my god

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Melanie D’Arrigo @darrigomelanie.bsky.social
[ View ] May 22, 2024 at 12:20 UTC

Taxpayers pay hundreds of millions of dollars each year for police settlements because of qualified immunity. Last year, NYPD settlements cost taxpayers $115 million. This year, NYC had to cut $58.3 million in funding from public libraries.

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Nicole @newnicole86.bsky.social
[ View ] May 22, 2024 at 14:18 UTC

Sammy ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Nicole @newnicole86.bsky.social
[ View ] May 22, 2024 at 14:18 UTC

Thanks Stuart ❤️❤️

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Nicole @newnicole86.bsky.social
[ View ] May 22, 2024 at 14:18 UTC

NICE! I’ll check this out! 🙌🏼

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Nicole @newnicole86.bsky.social
[ View ] May 18, 2024 at 19:35 UTC

Something old white people play 😭

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Nicole @newnicole86.bsky.social
[ View ] May 17, 2024 at 19:33 UTC

Becky and I will have the tannest buttholes this side of the Mississippi

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Nicole @newnicole86.bsky.social
[ View ] May 17, 2024 at 19:31 UTC

She and I have already planned a butthole sunning day. #Twinning

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Dave Weigel @daveweigel.bsky.social
[ View ] May 17, 2024 at 17:34 UTC

I rent cars frequently for work and watched Teslas go from Premium Upgrades to Please God Please Take This Shit at a Discount in like a year.

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Nicole @newnicole86.bsky.social
[ View ] May 17, 2024 at 19:14 UTC

Sorry can’t today, gotta sun the butthole

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Nicole @newnicole86.bsky.social
[ View ] May 17, 2024 at 19:11 UTC

The older I get the less ridiculous butthole sunning sounds to me

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Nicole @newnicole86.bsky.social
[ View ] May 14, 2024 at 17:43 UTC

❤️❤️

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Nicole @newnicole86.bsky.social
[ View ] May 14, 2024 at 17:43 UTC

Haha!! I love him

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MyNameIsJeff🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.lol
[ View ] May 11, 2024 at 20:12 UTC

We didn’t see the aurora borealis but we did do a drive thru car wash today

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Nicole @newnicole86.bsky.social
[ View ] May 11, 2024 at 21:04 UTC

Hurt my back tying my shoes earlier this week then played pickleball for the first time today. Just need to finish moving into The Villages to complete my transition to from middle aged to elderly curmudgeon.

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Ridge @cridge17.bsky.social
[ View ] May 11, 2024 at 14:36 UTC

😉

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Nicole @newnicole86.bsky.social
[ View ] May 11, 2024 at 15:13 UTC

Hey everybody. Tell your dogs I said hi.

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Shawn Patrick Farrell @shawnfarrell.bsky.social
[ View ] May 04, 2024 at 06:24 UTC

Some of my dog Darby O'Gill's #MayThe4thBeWithYou looks over the years....

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social
[ View ] May 03, 2024 at 17:21 UTC

Every doll is haunted. I thought this was common knowledge.

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Nicole @newnicole86.bsky.social
[ View ] May 03, 2024 at 18:56 UTC

Only real American alpha males shoot their dogs. It’s downright patriotic.

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Nicole @newnicole86.bsky.social
[ View ] May 03, 2024 at 03:40 UTC

If there’s one thing the people have asked for it’s for our trolls, harassers, and stalkers to have unfettered access to our social media accounts

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Nicole @newnicole86.bsky.social
[ View ] May 03, 2024 at 03:36 UTC

look what this turd goblin is up to now. what a visionary, a true titan of industry

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Nicole @newnicole86.bsky.social
[ View ] May 03, 2024 at 03:33 UTC

😂

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Nathan Kalman-Lamb @nkalamb.bsky.social
[ View ] May 02, 2024 at 12:29 UTC

At Dartmouth.

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