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official mayor of new york city (aka "the big apple")


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physically i don't think he would be able to at this point

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isn't this the only social media that *doesn't* completely destroy links? i know Facebook is terrible for it and Tiktok/Instagram barely let you even post them

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If this is carrots it might be the thing that finally breaks me

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sometimes you just gotta do it to em

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ronald raegon targaryen

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Martin Urbano helps us get to the bottom of this lesbian-based Quora question on an all new episode of QUORATORS youtu.be/SJyog1yUXw8

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this film criticism shit is too easy for me

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(going bald) surely these socks will hide that i am 30

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IT'S HAPPENING TOO FAST

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i assume whenever someone blocks me its an accident and they meant to turn on notifications for my posts

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don't care, learn to podcast

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with the new Supreme Court ruling, there is absolutely nothing stopping Joe Biden from declaring "this is an official act" and doing a kickflip down the White House steps

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Such a fun show!!! (Also I am a tender 39 years old!)

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my parents cannot stop telling people to watch my cartoon Hamilton Factory

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idk what i did but this image seems to now be gone from the site lol

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i'm no nate silver, so can someone tell me if it's considered bad that every prominent democrat right now is like "look sometimes doctors declare you legally dead for four minutes on live tv during a debate. that being said,"

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the far right and the far left want Joe Biden to be "young" and "hot" 🙄 share this post if you would fuck Joe Biden no matter what!

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choose your fighter

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not the way that Dr D likes em!

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joke i wrote in 2024

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joke i wrote in 2019

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am i misreading/googling that they are saying the "cool" thing is incest?

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thank you for this adult content

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the bluesky devs were like "some of you are being too open in public replies"

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so much has happened on bluesky this week. for example, the start of season 4 of Quorators. in Jeremy's House.... Jeremy makes the rules youtu.be/7Hzrn7KqZi0

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the lesson from all this is that bluesky should have animated sigs

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forums are back!

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we had to renounce atheism but we got him

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i have invested my life's savings into SmarterChild

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seasoned internet warrior Felix Biederman joins on this week's Quorators, to discuss some of the site's most powerful users youtu.be/xpLfVFAgFL8

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ANACHRONISM. WRONG. In Westeros, eating pussy was invented by Jon Snow 200 years AFTER The events of House of the Dragon

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i like that they say "Liam Neeson" as if the movie Taken is just a video of something he did in real life

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applying for jobs like "we're looking for a guy named Jeremy Kaplowitz who lives in Brooklyn" and not getting a first round interview

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probably my #1 fear in life is that someone will get an alert that i looked at their linkedin profile

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my dad found the pokemon cards i made as a kid

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