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Dave(Wilson’s Version)@courier429.bsky.social |
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The Archie Bunker of Urbanism, 80s sitcom dad, retired bike pedaler, avoider of most people. Knows good diners and that’s about it. Your daily dose of jokes nobody laughs at
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Tim Onion
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"The Bernie Bros and K-Hive appear to be forming an alliance," I say at the 4th of July cookout. An anvil falls out of the sky directly onto my person, killing me instantly. God appears through the clouds. "I did that," he says. Family and friends applaud politely.
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Dave(Wilson’s Version)
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What size are you looking for?
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Discontinued Foods!
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Lay’s Kettle Cooked Everything Bagel with Cream Cheese (2017-2017): Thick-cut chips meant to taste like an everything bagel--onion, garlic, poppy & sesame seeds--with a hint of cream cheese. Had a brief 2021 revival exclusively at Sam's Club
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Jesse Raub
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time and time again people are confused that the content they see is directly related to the people they follow and that they’re absolutely lost navigating the internet without an algorithm force feeding them lowest common denominator dreck
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Dave(Wilson’s Version)
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Can Shifty and D Money run for president? I wonder how they’re doing
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Dave(Wilson’s Version)
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They’ll have like 240 meetings and you’ll find out a board member has been stealing health insurance and they will never see consequences Rta is a mess.
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Dave(Wilson’s Version)
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So you’re saying the author of “gangsters of capitalism” is left leaning? This is news to me
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Dave(Wilson’s Version)
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He has unlimited rnx knife missles, he can absolutely avoid going “full Obama”
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Dave(Wilson’s Version)
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The wald 257 rack pays for itself in no time if you actually tip pizza drivers
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Russ Bengtson
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*in "the aristocrats!" voice* the democrats!
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Dave(Wilson’s Version)
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This app barely works
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Dave(Wilson’s Version)
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SHE IS THE SWEETEST CAT. And can go on rides on my cargo bike and is super friendly. Not me, this is the cat just begging for attention
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Dave(Wilson’s Version)
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There will never be another democrat administration
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Dave(Wilson’s Version)
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Those also are on my list of “buy on sight” bikes. Looks excellent
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Dave(Wilson’s Version)
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SHE USUALLY WANTS ATTENTION HONESTLY. Listen I’m new to the cat game but this one is needy
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Dave(Wilson’s Version)
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I built a whole bike for this and you should too
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Dave(Wilson’s Version)
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I just want you to know the cat wakes me up every single morning pawing my face for attention at “asshole” o’clock
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Dave(Wilson’s Version)
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Is this so you don’t steal her data?
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Dave(Wilson’s Version)
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lol, lmao even
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Dave(Wilson’s Version)
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I just think it’s all a joke. A very sick joke
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Dave(Wilson’s Version)
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I hate living in Ohio because the democrats scream at me all day to save democracy but my democrat mayor can’t give us one bike lane. The fuck am I voting for?
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Dave(Wilson’s Version)
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You play that shit on a pregnancy test
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Dave(Wilson’s Version)
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Oh blossom. My mortal enemy
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Dave(Wilson’s Version)
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Walking into an arena for a show nowadays is a hundred bucks a head. Which is insanity
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Dave(Wilson’s Version)
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I’ve had to kinda accept going forward I’m not seeing a ton of acts. Between the cost going through the roof and everything skipping Cleveland its rough out here
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Dave(Wilson’s Version)
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So. Can Biden drone strike Dewine since he’s definitely not arresting him anytime soon
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Dave(Wilson’s Version)
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Look it’s still march 2020 to me so who knows.
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Dave(Wilson’s Version)
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No. Wasn’t it a hotel room like 12 years ago now where they ruined everything?
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Dave(Wilson’s Version)
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Nah, it’s all gerrymandering done in a hotel room like ten years ago. It informs my absolute apathy about Ohio dems. Fight! Do something! They’re literally all criminals too and nothing gets done!
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Dave(Wilson’s Version)
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The republicans always win and the dems post subway sandwiches. I hope you understand the cringe! We cringe too!
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Dave(Wilson’s Version)
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Dave(Wilson’s Version)
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Everything is on fire and every driver wants me dead. I’m making every joke. Every single joke
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Dave(Wilson’s Version)
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DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO
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Dave(Wilson’s Version)
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I rent from a guy who used to live 4 blocks away. I might be the only person who rents from a local I know of
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Dave(Wilson’s Version)
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I carry about the dumbest smart phone on the planet. I do my level best to not seek factual information from non video sources. The disinformation war is incredibly real and happening 24/7.
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Dave(Wilson’s Version)
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I just want @captain7bag.bsky.social to see this
www.phonearena.com/news/flip-ph...
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Dave(Wilson’s Version)
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Ok. I was on the fence until I saw sgt pickles. Now I’m in
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Dave(Wilson’s Version)
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I love this show, but I just had to talk at my dad’s funeral and seeing nobody in the crowd I’m seeing in hindsight did a shitload of damage
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Dave(Wilson’s Version)
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This funeral scene in the bear is fucking killing me
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Dave(Wilson’s Version)
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I saw it before I was busy. Jobs! The worst
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Dave(Wilson’s Version)
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Totally unrelated but happy birthday
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Star Trek Minus Context
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Dave(Wilson’s Version)
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I get 2 days off next week but they’re not in a row. It’s an improvement over 6 days a week
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Dave(Wilson’s Version)
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I’ve started watching the bear and I’m fine
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Dave(Wilson’s Version)
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Don’t have to get ready if you stay ready
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Dave(Wilson’s Version)
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This is a very real thing
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Dave(Wilson’s Version)
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I just move weed from the bucket into the CIA weed jar
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Pwnallthethings
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~ judicial conference suite, filled with candles, justices wearing robes with long hoods ~ Alito: So anyway that's the case Andy, what do you guys think? It's allowed for Boeing to let doors fall off midflight Ghost of Hamilton: WAIT, YOU GUYS CAN FLY? LIKE, THROUGH THE SKY!?
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Dave(Wilson’s Version)
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Exactly.
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Dave(Wilson’s Version)
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I am actually convinced the apps are broken
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