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Thanks dude

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On my way

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑's avatar 𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑 @unfitz.bsky.social
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Always order “tuna fish” instead of just “tuna” or you might end up with the decidedly less appetizing tuna bird.

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Every morning when I wake up I just sit like this for at least 20 minutes

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I cannot stop laughing at this comment on Donald Trump’s page on wikifeet

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One of the worst ways to get stabbed is repeatedly

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My girlfriend wanted to do it doggie style so after we had sex I rubbed her nose in the wet spot and yelled “no!”

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The people that are like “I love the library so much. I could just live there” are never the people that actually live at the library

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Have you ever wanted to start fires or cause cancer?

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Had to buy some rope for a work project and it was the only thing I bought so the cashier just saw this very tired man only buying rope and was like “you okay man”

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Is there a dating app for single moms? Some chick just told me I had a face only a mother could love.

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If anyone ever compliments something I’m wearing I just make up a nonsense name to make it sound expensive. That’s a great bag. Thanks it’s a Jackie Fundleton. I like that shirt. Thanks it’s by Mario Bongalino.

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It was hilarious but also showed that he’s a great dad because it came natural to her to be supportive and praise him. Just adorable.

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went to the bathroom at Panera bread and I could hear a dad in the stall had his young daughter with him. She asked “are you sitting on the potty daddy?” He said “yes” so she said “good job Daddy. You’re a big girl!”

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Dance like no one is watching cowboys shooting bullets at your feet.

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It’s a shame people don’t collect porno magazines anymore. When my grandpa died he left my dad a box of gay porno magazines and a lot of unanswered questions. Now THAT’S a legacy.

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