Howl

@dohowl.bsky.social

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Low-level entertainment schlep; wisecracker; So Cal Medium

Howl @dohowl.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 10:28 UTC

Godzilla is 252 million years old, was convicted of 34 Felonies, found to be on Epstein's flight log, and breathes fire, but is still the frontrunner for President because Joe Biden has trouble with public speaking.

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Howl @dohowl.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 05, 2024 at 18:00 UTC

Wait. Wait, wait, wait. Let me get something straight. A comedian made a joke years ago? He must be cancelled!

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Howl @dohowl.bsky.social
[ View ] May 21, 2024 at 00:43 UTC

BREAKING NEWS: the rules don’t apply to the rich and powerful. Film at 11.

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[ View ] May 09, 2024 at 18:12 UTC

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Howl @dohowl.bsky.social
[ View ] May 06, 2024 at 00:17 UTC

BlueSky is basically two people: Mara Wilson and Neil Gaiman. I'm fine with that.

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Howl @dohowl.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 14, 2024 at 21:32 UTC

Yeah, but what about Hunter Biden blah blah blah…

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Howl @dohowl.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 14, 2024 at 19:31 UTC

Covid. It’s going around…

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Howl @dohowl.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 18, 2024 at 21:11 UTC

Live lava!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAQz...

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Howl @dohowl.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 05, 2024 at 19:55 UTC

Universally loathed political candidate reluctantly drops out of race.

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Howl @dohowl.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 28, 2024 at 06:44 UTC

It’s talky but top-notch.

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Howl @dohowl.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 12, 2024 at 08:08 UTC

Winner by far of the WORST Super Bowl commercial.

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Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com
[ View ] Feb 01, 2024 at 20:03 UTC

The lawsuit that cost Musk $56 billion in Tesla compensation was brought by a heavy metal drummer who owned just nine shares.

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Howl @dohowl.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 01, 2024 at 23:21 UTC

Now that I know this, I want to sue him!!

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Howl @dohowl.bsky.social
[ View ] Jan 31, 2024 at 04:44 UTC

Don't forget about this important video depicting right-wingers reacting to you-know-who.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aLY...

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Talia Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social
[ View ] Jan 26, 2024 at 22:23 UTC

remember trump keeps winning republican primaries *because* hes a rapist, not despite it

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Howl @dohowl.bsky.social
[ View ] Jan 08, 2024 at 21:18 UTC

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Howl @dohowl.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 27, 2023 at 16:37 UTC

She hasn’t seen Ferrari.

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Howl @dohowl.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 16, 2023 at 14:18 UTC

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023...

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Howl @dohowl.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 09, 2023 at 22:09 UTC

This was painted on a wall on my walk to class in London in 1990.

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Howl @dohowl.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 09, 2023 at 22:08 UTC

The cruelty is the POINT.

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Cinematt @favsquote.bsky.social
[ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 20:56 UTC

thi planet of the apes (1968) #BestMovieQuotes classic taylor!

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Howl @dohowl.bsky.social
[ View ] Nov 27, 2023 at 18:55 UTC

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Unofficial AP News (World) Bot @apnews-world-rss.bsky.social
[ View ] Nov 21, 2023 at 16:02 UTC

Dire Straits frontman Mark Knopfler is putting some of his guitars up for auction

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Howl @dohowl.bsky.social
[ View ] Nov 17, 2023 at 04:32 UTC

@chrislhayes.bsky.social I don’t think Musk is a “founder” of Tesla.

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Howl @dohowl.bsky.social
[ View ] Nov 11, 2023 at 20:27 UTC

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Howl @dohowl.bsky.social
[ View ] Nov 08, 2023 at 16:21 UTC

So, what now? Try flag burning again? Maybe video games? Is there a new Ozzy record?

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Howl @dohowl.bsky.social
[ View ] Nov 06, 2023 at 05:37 UTC

Maws.

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Howl @dohowl.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 30, 2023 at 22:54 UTC

www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-AL...

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Howl @dohowl.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 30, 2023 at 22:51 UTC

www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-AL...

Ooooooo, Skeet Surfin'...

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#Occupy4Gaza @anonopsunited.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 26, 2023 at 05:04 UTC

The people asked and you shall receive
Robert Card the Maine mass shooter Twitter history even though Elon bleached it
Trump Train, Jim Jordan, Elon Musk @catturd2 end wokeness, McCarthy, @TheBabylonBee
It’s the who’s who of right wing Christian fascism
#Anonymous

paste.bingner.com/paste/6kwmu

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Howl @dohowl.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 24, 2023 at 16:11 UTC

I hate all of these people so much.

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Howl @dohowl.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 24, 2023 at 16:10 UTC

In three days she'll be on Newsmax spouting conspiracy theories and MAGA talking points.

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Howl @dohowl.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 21, 2023 at 06:01 UTC

A hot dog is a sandwich, but a sandwich is NOT a hot dog.

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Howl @dohowl.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 18, 2023 at 00:26 UTC

You'll have to fill out a form and give your credit card info. Then... HE WILL *HAVE* your credit card info.

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Howl @dohowl.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 15, 2023 at 20:36 UTC

She will get away with it. Republicans are never punished for their crimes.

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social
[ View ] Sep 13, 2023 at 16:42 UTC

We, as a society, have given the morning people far too much power

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Andrea Junker @strandjunker.bsky.social
[ View ] Sep 27, 2023 at 20:02 UTC

JOURNALISM 101 RULE: If someone says it’s raining, and another person says it’s dry, it’s not your job to quote them both. Your job is to look out of the fucking window and find out which is true. — Now more than ever.

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Howl @dohowl.bsky.social
[ View ] Sep 26, 2023 at 04:45 UTC

No one cares about Texas any more. It's a lost cause.

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The Onion @theonion.com
[ View ] Sep 25, 2023 at 19:16 UTC

"Those cold, selfish word magnates took everything from me."

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Howl @dohowl.bsky.social
[ View ] Sep 16, 2023 at 07:22 UTC

This is the post.

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.bsky.social
[ View ] Sep 16, 2023 at 03:58 UTC

Either candidate will be the oldest president at the start of their term so can we at least go with the guy who isn’t evil?

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Howl @dohowl.bsky.social
[ View ] Sep 15, 2023 at 21:32 UTC

Revenge of the Jocks.

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Howl @dohowl.bsky.social
[ View ] Sep 14, 2023 at 04:48 UTC

And imagine if ice cream cured cancer…

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Howl @dohowl.bsky.social
[ View ] Sep 13, 2023 at 23:41 UTC

@ccwu.bsky.social Hi!

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Andrea Junker @strandjunker.bsky.social
[ View ] Sep 10, 2023 at 17:01 UTC

Anybody else still curious who planted the pipe bombs, disabled Mike Pence’s key card, removed the panic button in Ayanna Presley’s office, and shared the locations of non-reinforced Capitol windows?

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Howl @dohowl.bsky.social
[ View ] Sep 05, 2023 at 06:01 UTC

You have to hope that all of the other people who actually make the cars are not also Nazis.

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Howl @dohowl.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 28, 2023 at 17:45 UTC

But same producer, right? David Heyman?

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Howl @dohowl.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 28, 2023 at 17:43 UTC

The misspellings provoke “rage engagement.”

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Mat Johnson @matjohnson.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 25, 2023 at 00:53 UTC

If Narcissistic Rage was a mugshot.

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Howl @dohowl.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 25, 2023 at 18:00 UTC

Do they know that they're evil and lean into it?

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