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Materialist Gnostic's avatar Materialist Gnostic @walmsley.bsky.social
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"We can't run stories about Trump being a fascist rapist, it's not news." "Why isn't it news?" "Well look at all the stories about Biden being old, clearly that's what people are interested in."

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Foghorn Leghorn 🇺🇸 's avatar Foghorn Leghorn 🇺🇸 @foghorn453.bsky.social
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This was all planned before the debate, which seems important

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L O L G O P's avatar L O L G O P @lolgop.bsky.social
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When you see the way the press is treating Joe Biden for aging in public, you see how they could treat Donald Trump for committing fraud, rape, espionage, and insurrection and never, ever will.

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Popehat's avatar Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social
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Also tomorrow in the New York Times, Bill Cosby on “Why It’s Paranoid To Watch Your Drink Carefully In Bars”

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Don Carlos Toledo's avatar Don Carlos Toledo @doncarlostoledo.bsky.social
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Nothing says "I'm a better anarchist than you" than telling someone else what to do

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Don Carlos Toledo's avatar Don Carlos Toledo @doncarlostoledo.bsky.social
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I stopped drinking a long time ago, but thankfully I too was that kind of drunk. The angry ones suuuuuuuck.

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Don Carlos Toledo's avatar Don Carlos Toledo @doncarlostoledo.bsky.social
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I mean... can't one just compare the ec maps from, say, 1956 to now?

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Chris Adamson's avatar Chris Adamson @realinvalidname.bsky.social
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Do we need to post this cartoon yet again? I feel we do.

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Don Carlos Toledo's avatar Don Carlos Toledo @doncarlostoledo.bsky.social
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I mean maybe they believe in the cause and have been convinced that this is somehow helping it... but my strong hunch is that if the money chain on these groups was followed far enough it would end at a gas pump and a boardroom

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Don Carlos Toledo's avatar Don Carlos Toledo @doncarlostoledo.bsky.social
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But I probably shouldn't say that too loudly around here, boy did some people have a shitfit a few weeks ago when I suggested that lighting random mailboxes on fire wasn't a good way to try and stop the Iraq War

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Don Carlos Toledo's avatar Don Carlos Toledo @doncarlostoledo.bsky.social
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I am 100% convinced every single one of them is on some sort of Exxon/Chevron payroll

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Don Carlos Toledo's avatar Don Carlos Toledo @doncarlostoledo.bsky.social
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many years ago I discovered a vaccine that makes cocaine not work, it was called running out of cocaine

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Adam Serwer's avatar Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social
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People will point to something and say “see voting doesn’t do anything” and it’s literally just the consequences of Republicans winning elections

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Don Carlos Toledo's avatar Don Carlos Toledo @doncarlostoledo.bsky.social
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Of course I am fellow liberal. I even put pronouns on bio. 🤣

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Don Carlos Toledo's avatar Don Carlos Toledo @doncarlostoledo.bsky.social
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Media wants a horserace, desperately loves the clicky-clicks trump generates (NYT/WaPo can't wait to have him back in there so they can stick shit like "keep the sacred light of journalism lit, $8 please" on their mastheads).. polls predicted a red wave in '22... polling is beyond broken.

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Don Carlos Toledo's avatar Don Carlos Toledo @doncarlostoledo.bsky.social
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I see this stuff and I'm like "ok, this has to be a bit"

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Don Carlos Toledo's avatar Don Carlos Toledo @doncarlostoledo.bsky.social
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the 'joint struggle' involving holding someone grabbed from a concert against her will, prisoner "I'm not as bad as a kidnapper, I'm just keeping you here when you don't want to be"

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Don Carlos Toledo's avatar Don Carlos Toledo @doncarlostoledo.bsky.social
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The horseshoe thing is real. I'll stand by my previous statements that the only discernable differences btw the extremes of the 'burn it all down' angry dirtbag dudebro ultra-left and pissed off incel MAGAs is zip code and preferred type of car/hat

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Don Carlos Toledo's avatar Don Carlos Toledo @doncarlostoledo.bsky.social
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Yeah but apparently not so hot some random ASU sophomore couldn't lure them away

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The Fig Economy's avatar The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social
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I like this one because it makes short work of the idea that she’s a great thinker.

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Don Carlos Toledo's avatar Don Carlos Toledo @doncarlostoledo.bsky.social
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To be fair, he told everyone to vote Republican in November of 2022... and the Democrats ended up vastly outperforming, versus the polls & media narrative. So... maybe he -is- helping?

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Don Carlos Toledo's avatar Don Carlos Toledo @doncarlostoledo.bsky.social
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More proof that weed doesn't make stupid people smart, it just makes them high

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Don Carlos Toledo's avatar Don Carlos Toledo @doncarlostoledo.bsky.social
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Or, dare I say, maybe not kidnapped them from a concert in the first place

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Don Carlos Toledo's avatar Don Carlos Toledo @doncarlostoledo.bsky.social
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"the military is involved ergo it's military involvement"

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Don Carlos Toledo's avatar Don Carlos Toledo @doncarlostoledo.bsky.social
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I came in from an international flight to LAX about 25 years ago and I don't know if it was construction at the time or what, but I swear we had to drag our luggage out into the street through busy traffic, giant rocks/debris and cement barricades for over half a mile to get to the proper terminal

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Locutus of Borg™'s avatar Locutus of Borg™ @wildpalmsltd.bsky.social
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Instead of reflecting that maybe the shouldn't have chosen a convicted felon as standard-bearer they are doing everything in their power to politicize justice, calling for political prosecutions, defunding the DOJ, and of course, investigations.
www.axios.com/2024/06/04/t...

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Don Carlos Toledo's avatar Don Carlos Toledo @doncarlostoledo.bsky.social
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Hunter Biden is the first and last time they've ever had any interest in seeing a federal gun law enforced

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Don Carlos Toledo's avatar Don Carlos Toledo @doncarlostoledo.bsky.social
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I'm willing to bet the closest any of those guys have ever gotten to an anvil is watching road runner cartoons

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Don Carlos Toledo's avatar Don Carlos Toledo @doncarlostoledo.bsky.social
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"Your nonbinary baristas are no match for meal team six, sir"

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Andy Hall's avatar Andy Hall @testtubegames.bsky.social
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Heading into school break, and want to play around with fun science this summer?

I've pulled together a list of some of my favorite science games & simulations. 🎢🥽

The Science Playground: thescienceplayground.com

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Kevin M. Kruse's avatar Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social
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The campaign of convicted felon Donald Trump understands it’s shameful that convicted felon Donald Trump is a convicted felon so they’ll try to cow reporters into *not* calling convicted felon Donald Trump a convicted felon, but convicted felon Donald Trump is, factually, a convicted felon.

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Noel Murray's avatar Noel Murray @noelmu.bsky.social
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Would not have expected this well-reasoned rant from the smug, front-running sports shouter Colin Cowherd but right is right.

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Don Carlos Toledo's avatar Don Carlos Toledo @doncarlostoledo.bsky.social
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blocked. Life is too short for that level of deliberate dipshittery

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Don Carlos Toledo's avatar Don Carlos Toledo @doncarlostoledo.bsky.social
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The "everything sucks, burn it all down" kids are absolutely not going to like what comes after the system we have now

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