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Rivers of blood

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unexpected japanese immersion practice for today

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where. where please. pbLEASE

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Might fuck around and: ✓Defeat Isis in Syria & Iraq ✓Disrupt & dismantle terrorist infrastructure ✓Harden our defenses

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congress can't choose a political party's candidate for office

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CHOAM Nomsky 💭's avatar CHOAM Nomsky 💭 @thielman.bsky.social
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yes, we boiled the planet, but it was worth it to make a machine that, instead of adding two plus two, takes the statistical average of every answer to questions containing "what" "is" "two" and "plus" from a database of illegal cell phone transcripts and returns a fake nude pic of a high schooler

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i was like "did they make another street fighter secret lair"

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wait is the discourse right now from people advocating for a kamala harris nomination that biden should step down from the candidacy nomination or from the entire presidency itself

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who the fuck in america would call him "sir starmer" in the first place. this is big league levels of inventing a guy to get mad at.

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I have learned that "sea glass" that comes from a freshwater body is actually called "beach glass"

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the lights in the office keep turning off today because they're motion activated (theoretically to automatically turn off when people have left the office for the day) and there's so few of us here and we're all just sitting at our cubicles not moving so the sensors aren't tripping

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got high with my friend and imagined a dream future where rising temperatures have started to reverse and kids make memes like WHEN YOUR TRANS GRANDMA SEES SNOW AND JUST SAYS "Y'ALL..."

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high and watching godzilla x kong. the sense of scale is just not conveyed here at all. these guys may as welll be the size of a normals gorilla and lizard

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That’s why I specified single player games lol. Every third negative mmo review is from someone with 1000+ hours

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negative steam reviews for early access single player games that start with "unfortunately, i cannot recommend this anymore" and the review goes on for like four paragraphs and the reviewer has 500+ hours in the game should automatically show as positive reviews

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Krinkle's avatar Krinkle @krinkle.bsky.social
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"broken clock is right twice a day" sucks. i hate this phrase. i want to design a better broken clock. when you shake it (sounds of loose gears and springs) it will tell you a random time that is not the current, correct time. it will be right no times a day. this ain't your grandpa's broken clock

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that's norm macdonald you can't fool me

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now hnthat's a post nthnmorning post

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Meet n F*** Kingdom, Steve's avatar Meet n F*** Kingdom, Steve @itsphetz.bsky.social
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Is there aught I can assist you with homie

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13 years after announcing his new series, Ken Penders has released The Lara-Su Chronicles: Beginnings

In my in-depth review, I answer all your burning questions about how bad it is, how this thing can even exist, and what's up with the breastfeeding thankskenpenders.tumblr.com/post/7549307...

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because i have to wishcast to stay sane now, the funniest possible twist is Trump dying before he names a running mate and a brokered Republican convention

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”'s avatar pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social
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Optional retirement makes this hard to pull off (you can’t risk losing a single election), so the answer is to make it illegal for justices to ever retire. The Drop Dead On The Bench act

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i'm subtweeting, i must be hungry or crabby

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[person signal boosting a fascist] hey sorry to put this on the timeline i wouldn't normally do this but this is the most insane bigoted nazi thing they've ever said so i wanted to make sure more people saw it

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anyway sorry to anyone following me who had to watch me futilely try to teach a stranger why they were really bad at articulating a point just now

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this has absolutely nothing to do with what i just said

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at literally no point did i imply i wasn't going to vote against nazis and it's worrisome that you would take that away from this discussion

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my fatal character flaw is always hoping that i might actually sway someone's wrongheadedness and help them understand my viewpoint by communicating clearly and arguing in good faith

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this is literally what political canvassers are paid by competent political campaigns to do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yes i expect that! candidates who don't do things like that lose their fucking elections!!!!!!!!

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so since all laws are up on a public government website then progressive political candidates need not bother mentioning them as a part of their campaigns, since that should be the responsibility of their voting bloc? is that what you're advocating for here?

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no it's not. there are literally people whose job it is to do political outreach and make voters aware of policy. that's not my fucking job.

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because, as i've said, that's not my job. in my spare time as is my prerogative i'm perfectly happy advocate for policies i support and values that i believe in. i'm not here to do campaign outreach for a political party.

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well for one thing only about half of all adults even watch broadcast or cable tv, and i would venture a pretty confident guess that if you broke that down by age demographics there are vanishingly few people under the age of 40 who regularly consume that kind of entertainment, so there's that

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it gets rough when you start to think about how the entire onus for this whole project really boils down to rich landowner-class men who owned slaves wanting tax breaks on their stolen land

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you should ask the democrats that. because it's their job to campaign on those accomplishments and let people know.

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why are you condescending to me about all this? i know this. i'm not arguing about democratic policy. i'm saying they're responsible for campaigning on those policies and the individual citizens who voted for them (and by extension, those policies) are not responsible for doing the campaign/PR work

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please don't tell me what i do or don't think. that's not a good way to get people to communicate with you in good faith.

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