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Listen, if me being nude is going to be this campaign's running joke, I'm going to lean into it


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Oof had to sit down for this one

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Current obsession: faerybabyy, who was likely made in a laboratory specializing in sublime DIY popstars

open.spotify.com/track/5O1YsY...

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One of the weird little ways I knew I was finally in a career job was that my bosses started buying me dinners instead of hosting pizza parties

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Jesus Haploid Christ, the best-case scenario here is still impeachably bad judgment "oh no we accidentally ran the intern's story, no one who had any editorial oversight was awake"

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I know everyone was making fun of Spotify's "Intimate Mix," but I really like mine That said I would absolutely not have sex to it, I cannot imagine being naked while Micachu is singing

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Isn't this the same asshole who was saying we shouldn't worry about Biden polling numbers in 2020?

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Mein gott I thought Bluesky tagged posts like this

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Man who abandoned one country, several states has strong opinions on fealty

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This pair was from Dan Scott — a Chandra Atog and an Atog sketch on the back of a Kavu Predator proof. (Spectrum 2, iirc.) Burning-Tree Shaman and Kavu Predator, both with Scott art, are two of my favorite cards of all time.

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AC is on the fritz until guys come to look at it on Monday I heard someone licking my office door and opened it to this

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So I know there's not really any such thing as a Portishead deep cut, but I've trained my algo to play "Tribute to Monk and Canatella" and "Theme from 'To Kill a Dead Man' " and I'm pleasantly surprised every time they come on

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(Shaking, sweating) Every where I look, women are demanding to step on me, I fear this is Western decline I honestly don't know what to do besides feverishly collect more photos, perhaps well-rendered video, of this phenomenon

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... 11 euros with an asterisk? Either they have no shame or this is a hidden camera show

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"you're not American why do you care about the 4th of July" mate I'm Indian, any day someone got the Brits to fuck off back to their country is a national holiday for me

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Beginning to suspect Pylon might be God's perfect American rock band

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This AI transcription service took down my boss saying "M&As" as "M and ass" so I am now sold on the technology

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You guys say she's a mid author but iunno I had sympathy for this fictional dude by the end

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Wait she said what now (Googling) She said it _when_ now

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My buddy just got a job selling fancy cheese to fancy people and, tragedy of tragedies, he needs to be familiar with the wares He posted a pic of himself heading home with three baguettes today

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Gotta say, even my largely politics-is-not-for-me relatives on Facebook are having a fucking conniption over the SCOTUS ruling. My uncle posted "We left England because we don't want a King. Charles is an inbred." I'm not sure what one has to do with the other, but he's right.

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This times a million. I've long collected sketches/alters from Magic artists, and was bummed when artists started charging a ton more about 10 years ago — until I realized they were responding to scalpers I'll gladly kick a few more bucks in the pot if it's going straight into the artist's pockets

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Not only is the gamer saint real, his Wiki page is approx 1 billion words long

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As a former copy editor at a large metro, I can 2nd that the sportswriters were often smarter and more engaged I may be biased bc a sportswriter never sat me down to explain Ukraine, opening with "I know something about the region because my father was a CIA operative in China"

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So one of my obsessions is the Magic card Atog — it's such a weird, goofy piece of art When I was more active on the con circuit, I'd ask artists to doodle on one. Some got it immediately, others thought I was nuts The first artist to do one for me was Stan Sakai, who jumped in with both feet

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Just wanted to share one of my favorite old Warhammer books — Waaargh the Orks, a looseleaf book with no rules, just musings on ork society and images to help inform and inspire hobbyists as they painted, converted and sculpted

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Listen these are tailored to your search history

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Like, I know this isn't the point None of this is the point But what god damn wagons are "the Biden family" gonna circle, what juice does Hunter have to sway party apparatchiks behind the scenes Does he have a lock on the good Dem ragers

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I heard he knows a thing or two about bedbugs

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Saved me from yet another self-own, gotta head to eBay to keep my average up

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Is it really pumpkin spice or that artificial smoke flavor with like ... notes of ass? I love me that fake smoke flavor and as such have been tricked by a variety of terrible almond products, I'm just always down for disappointment

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This is my gut sense too but, also, the big outlets are having meltdowns My natural contrarianism is starting to kick in — not enough to watch clips, but enough to sneer at some of this Hearst-ass coverage

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And don't overestimate vibes! GW has done a good job of making most factions' looks and lore sync — marines are stoic crusaders, Tau are tech utopians, Chaos are spikey jerks, etc.

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So, I'm not an expert on the novels (largely skipped them), but a lot of people have produced reader lists for the Horus Heresy series, the Gaunt's Ghosts series is still remembered fondly, and everyone loves The Infinite and the Divine Also Lexicanum is a great resource if you just want to browse

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It really depends on what you mean by "getting into warhammer" — do you want to catch up on the lore? Did you want to assemble and paint some kits? The nice thing about not playing is that you can focus on the parts you like, rather than worrying about getting a cohesive army

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Lmao WSJ this morning: Trump was successful at being calm and collected, Biden failed at being vigorous and coherent (2 paragraphs later) Sure, Trump lied constantly, and Biden actually got his shit together,

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Thought a dude hardcore flipped me off on the road today — window down, finger raised, pumped the fist He then cut me off, and I was able to watch him just periodically roll down his window and pump his fist with his index finger out every 5 or so minutes He also tried to get a semi to honk

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One note worth making — "shrinkage," the measure retail outlets use to measure theft, isn't 1:1 sales It examines the cost to restock goods; it rises when wholesale prices go up There's a good chance that the "shoplifting" pandemic was partly just bookeepers not knowing what inflation looks like

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Daily Beast today published a huge article on Bowman, saying he lost to "antisemitism" ... which it uses interchangeably with "anti-Israel" Those are not the same things, and it's kinda indicative of a thought process that arbitrarily lumps whole groups of people together

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Lol, they were playing this exact thing at an event I was at recently

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Some say he's still there, to this very day, with no one to look after him

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Listen some of us just like ass music

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attention is an addictive substance and once you've gotten a little taste of it hoo boy

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