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Coach Finstock

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Gotta say, even my largely politics-is-not-for-me relatives on Facebook are having a fucking conniption over the SCOTUS ruling. My uncle posted "We left England because we don't want a King. Charles is an inbred." I'm not sure what one has to do with the other, but he's right.

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Brews by Minotaur's avatar Brews by Minotaur @j-minotaur.bsky.social
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classic "why not both?" there

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kylie, a they about town,,,'s avatar kylie, a they about town,,, @kylie.hater.club
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I mean, let Uncle Finstock cook

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JoyousPanther's avatar JoyousPanther @joyouspanther.bsky.social
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My mom brought it up when I called her. She rarely brings up politics and she was pissed.

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(whispering into your uncleโ€™s ear) President Don Jr.

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Franklin D. Roosefella's avatar Franklin D. Roosefella @roosefella.bsky.social
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2 for 2, uncle Finstick

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Matt Gabriele's avatar Matt Gabriele @profgabriele.com
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let him cook

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Connor Anderson's avatar Connor Anderson @connorwa.bsky.social
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Frankly at this point any twisted path a person takes to get to the right conclusion is a win

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Harley (hellhound) and Frankie (human)'s avatar Harley (hellhound) and Frankie (human) @harleyhellhound.bsky.social
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Perfect example of two unrelated things being true at the same time. ๐Ÿ˜

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Silly Sausage 's avatar Silly Sausage @appallnepal.bsky.social
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Were any of them inclined to vote Republican before this ruling and if so has this changed their mind?

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chbarts's avatar chbarts @chbarts.bsky.social
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Hey, if the fact Biden didn't marry a cousin is what it takes to get him to vote, we'll take it.

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Stephen Webb's avatar Stephen Webb @stephenwebb.bsky.social
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I really hope everyone stays that pissed for the next five months or saying stuff like that could go from an offhand comment to brave dissent

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First Wordle Problems 's avatar First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social
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This does seem like a line that will play with normies. Even people who don't follow this stuff closely know OUR WHOLE THING is not having a king. It will strike them as wrong.

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Jennifer R. Povey's avatar Jennifer R. Povey @ninjafingers.bsky.social
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I think that this might actually wake the majority of people up. I hope so, anyway.

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lowtax speedrun enjoyer's avatar lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social
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let uncle finstock take gratuitous shots at charles coach

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Gloom๐ŸŒบ's avatar Gloom๐ŸŒบ @oddish.net
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Your uncle sounds cool.

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Franklin Piss๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ's avatar Franklin Piss๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ @silkscreenfiend.bsky.social
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The silver lining here is that if the dog caught the car on Dobbs, today it caught the freight train. The clueless arrogance really is just astonishing.

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Matt Salomone's avatar Matt Salomone @matthematics.com
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What if this does for 2024 what the Dobbs decision did for 2022?

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Hoarder of Ball Lids ๐“…ƒ's avatar Hoarder of Ball Lids ๐“…ƒ @lids.bsky.social
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Your uncle is awesome

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Andrew's avatar Andrew @onyx416.bsky.social
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๐Ÿ˜‚

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Rachel Dresbeck's avatar Rachel Dresbeck @raddrrach.bsky.social
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lol that is amazing.

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Muhaha ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ's avatar Muhaha ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ @miawau.bsky.social
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Go dark Brandon

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Andy's avatar Andy @whereswebb.bsky.social
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I mean which European kings arenโ€™t basically inbred at this point? I see your uncleโ€™s vision

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