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Just a creature
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Counterpoint
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Primarily noted for having a cat: However, I have also an additional cat. Otherwise disappointed. Hurts.
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Just a creature
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Counterpoint
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๐๐ฃ๐๐ค๐ โ๐๐๐ฅ๐๐๐ฃ ๐ค๐ฉถ๐ค๐
@snapdragon76.bsky.social
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Me restraining my cat while accepting my pizza delivery.
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Just a creature
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No, pretty sure anti-rad pills are real, cause I took a bunch of pills and now I can't BMX anymore
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Just a creature
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People just don't know how to articulate their shock at learning Dracula had a big moustache, so they just shut down. Actual photo of Dracula:
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Just a creature
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Man, what I wouldn't give to fuck 40 again
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Just a creature
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I wish my guy could be that supportive and positive
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Will Hines
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Hot coffee on a cool morning is a sweet pleasure, please RT
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Just a creature
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Just a creature
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Oh no - Nothing hurts like a pumpkin infection
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Just a creature
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There were only dog picks here, so...
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Jen Ebbeler
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Stolen from a colleagueโฆ
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Just a creature
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It sort of is
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Just a creature
@ejohnschmidt.bsky.social
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Don't I know it! I've been LIVING the experience, and it's not funny AT ALL
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Matt Novak
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Getty has photos of the New York cop who accidentally pepper-sprayed himself while trying to hit a protester yesterday.
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Just a creature
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It's comforting to know that whenever I want to talk to someone, I can sit alone and stare silently at the blue jay nest in my yard.
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Just a creature
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You say that about everything. My daughter in particular found it hurtful
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Just a creature
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Pitch: "Remember that good thing a while back, that we did again later, but, like, bad? What if we did it again, but ALSO bad?"
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Just a creature
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Shape shifting is a dominant gene in the Welsh
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Hillary Monahan
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The adult authors who take potshots at young adult authors are looking down at authors who are visiting schools and working with kids and promoting literacy. That work is essential and good, actually. Don't be twats.
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Just a creature
@ejohnschmidt.bsky.social
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Iโd Do Anything for Love (But I Wonโt Do Jesus)
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Just a creature
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Little Red Jesus Pour Some Sugar on Jesus Mamas, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Jesus
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Just a creature
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Ridiculous. A few dozen organized, motivated geese could bring the US to its knees within a month
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The odds of that happening are less than you might expect. You're more likely to meet him in a hotel, which would also suck
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I expected more from you. Now I feel like a fool.
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Just a creature
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Sometimes I forget how depressing life can be. Not very often, though
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Just a creature
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They don't taste THAT much like cinnamon
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Just a creature
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Just a couple of good guys.
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Ha, no, I'm hanging in there. Thanks, though
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Just a creature
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My cats are both bi-coloured, so it's therefore extremely insensitive and anti-me for you to post anything regarding cats with fewer or greater numbers of colour combinations.
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Just a creature
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Honey, bumble, carpenter, sweat, leaf cutter, busy - I've got them. It's pretty clear that I'm the winner of the peculiar "bee competition" that you think is happening
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manic crippled dream girl!
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Dropped Mike
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โFunny story,โ I say over the sound of cackling coming from the attic. But I can see in their eyes that I will not be selling this house today
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nathan
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i thought this recent news sounded really awful but then the chronological details were even worse. from www.haaretz.com/israel-news/...
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Just a creature
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Datsun B210s were everywhere for a few years, then, seemingly in one day, they all disappeared
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Andy Richter
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Everyone whoโs complaining that the bloodbath comment was taken out of context can fuck right off. Tough shit. Opponents are making a big fuss over something thatโs being willfully twisted and you think itโs unfair? Boo fucking hoo. It must suck to have someone copy your signature move.
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Just a creature
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Charlie was a stray, but he's a cat/bowling ball mix
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Just a creature
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Oops. I don't know why that came up 2x
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Just a creature
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I don't know... Bonzo came from a shelter, and I think he's 100% pure cat
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J. P. Gownder (เฎเฎตเฏเฎฃเฏเฎเฎฐเฏ) โฎ๏ธ๐๏ธ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
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In a drastic attempt to protect their beachfront homes, residents in Salisbury, Massachusetts, invested $500,000 in a sand dune to defend against encroaching tides. After being completed last week, the barrier made from 14,000 tons of sand lasted just 72 hours before it was completely washed away
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Jeff
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"As Richie Cunningham awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic nerd." - Fonz Kafka
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Just a creature
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Whoa, buddy, back off - there's an agenda to be pushed
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Just a creature
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That's just ground beef, and no, they are not describing cancer.
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One of these guys is depressed and disappointed yet pragmatic; the other thinks that conservatives will show support for Palestinians.
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Did the same last month!
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Are you... hunting them?
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BNO News
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BREAKING: U.S. Air Force employee charged with giving classified information to woman he met on dating site
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Just a creature
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You evidently don't understand the trolley problem. I guess the only thing that matters is your assumption of moral purity.
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d.ly
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today sucks, i wish i were an embryo just chillin' in the freezer with a lot of human rights
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