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Eldritch Hipster

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34, FL, He/Him, LGBTQ+, BLM, ACAB, lots of other leftie things that don't have convenient acronyms. Fuck TERFs, fuck SWERFs. Free Palestine, and stop the genocide. Comedian, writer, wageslave.

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I think the last good tech story was the people of Philadelphia murdering Hitchbot and leaving his body as a warning for other robots

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When I was in elementary school, they taught that gravity was what pulled things down. In middle school I was taught gravity pulled smaller objects towards bigger objects. In high school I learned gravity is the force mass exerts on space. So about that whole two genders thing...

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Gwen Snyder is uncivil's avatar Gwen Snyder is uncivil @gwensnyder.bsky.social
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AI attempting to do kid teeth is the stuff of nightmares

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Why do y'all think this show is out of date? It's not like the token black character is wearing a pager...

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"You know what? Being a transvestigator is too normal. I'm going to be a video game character transvestigator."

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Eldritch Hipster's avatar Eldritch Hipster @eldritchhipster.bsky.social
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Hey, i'm interested in getting a commission, but it does not seem like your dms are open.

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Eldritch Hipster's avatar Eldritch Hipster @eldritchhipster.bsky.social
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His private jet is actually the only place he can poop.

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Commissioning art sucks, because then you have to suffer through the agony of waiting for your art to be done.

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Uncrustables make no God damn sense and are gross.

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I really want to ask one of these people, if they're so sure they're right, why do they have to lie? The original poster KNOWS it didn't happen...

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Imagine thinking your own semen is the black goo from Prometheus.

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Real women do not have any bulge. The actually do not have any physical presence between their legs. Real women have a dimensionally concave surface for pelvis. Real women have a total absence of matter for a pelvis that forms a dimensional void through which reality drains.

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Eldritch Hipster's avatar Eldritch Hipster @eldritchhipster.bsky.social
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Sorry if this is rude as shit, but is there a list of what order the comms are in, for a rough idea of when to watch to try and see mine?

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I can count a lot of people who immediately stopped maturing the moment they got married.

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Jason Koebler's avatar Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social
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New: Hackers embedded malware in a Stable Diffusion extension hosted on GitHub and have been hacking people generating AI images

"You have committed one of our sins: Art Theft"

www.404media.co/hackers-targ...

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Eldritch Hipster's avatar Eldritch Hipster @eldritchhipster.bsky.social
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My parents weren't cool enough for AOL and so I had to use Netscape Navigator.

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So I just beat Diablo IV (Free xbox game pass copy). If a tree falls in a forest and no one hears it, does it make a sound? If a Diablo game only ever involves Mephisto and never Diablo, is it a Diablo game?

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Fuck. I've eaten so many root beer floats recently. I don't know why that's all that's on my brain.

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Could you DM me so we can talk about the possibility of a commission? Your DMs aren't open.

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It's always amusing when people with the most basic ass bitch oc's say they NEEDED AI art.

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I know that my most convincing arguments require hypothetical strangers to provide evidence for my case hundreds of years in the future. You know, instead of being able to support my own position now.

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The amount of adults who hurt themselves on these things is stupendously high.

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Painted my nails today. Not really doing anything for me.

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Do you take commissions? Or have anywhere I can read up on your policies?

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"1) Punch Nazis 2) Protect Trans Kids 3) Stay Hydrated' Spotted in Berlin

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