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Lance Ellisor

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if you need a break from the news, try this Nextdoor post from my city, Austin

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Lance Ellisor's avatar Lance Ellisor @ellisor.bsky.social
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BIG DOG

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Lance Ellisor's avatar Lance Ellisor @ellisor.bsky.social
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BIG-DOG

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Just Melissa (she/her)'s avatar Just Melissa (she/her) @pnwmelissa.bsky.social
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Meet my dog, Albatross

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Jerry Chen's avatar Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social
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no matter what the contents of this post said i was planning to see which neighborhood and say "well, [neighborhood]—yeah, that makes sense"

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Dëad Børkchettå's avatar Dëad Børkchettå @deadbarchetta.bsky.social
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My dad sent Martin Luther King Jr. money when he was in jail! That's not relevant to whatever point I'm trying to make, I just want to flex with this definitely true and completely unverifiable story so you don't think I'm an asshole!

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Valerieblaise's avatar Valerieblaise @valerieblaise.bsky.social
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I remember the time my dog Frankenberry woke me up in the middle of the night because my blood sugar had gone dangerously low. His face said “I saved your life so that you could someday read the deranged ramblings of an old Texas crank on Nextdoor and know for sure which species is superior.”

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AgnesOfTheDogs's avatar AgnesOfTheDogs @agnesofthedogs.bsky.social
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Goddamn dog culture

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Dave "I Dissent" Conrad's avatar Dave "I Dissent" Conrad @dconrad.bsky.social
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You're only mad at my attacks on the Dog-Industrial-Complex because you're in the pocket of Big Dog!

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John F. Ketamine (Leisurely) 's avatar John F. Ketamine (Leisurely) @papihustle.bsky.social
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Sephiroth Posting

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🍖📲's avatar 🍖📲 @blakewrites.bsky.social
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THIS fucker...

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Portland Man's avatar Portland Man @erikgunderson.bsky.social
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"Old Man Shakes Fist At Cloud"

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Hermes Pissmegistus's avatar Hermes Pissmegistus @aleph.bsky.social
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Fear & Loathing in the Pet-Friendly Grocery Store

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Paladin Awe's avatar Paladin Awe @paladinawe.bsky.social
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He seems nice.

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Mach⚙️'s avatar Mach⚙️ @sfaccountant.bsky.social
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DOG INDUSTRY HELL YEAH ⚙️🐕🔨

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Dr. ShinyGoth's avatar Dr. ShinyGoth @ghostingdani.bsky.social
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I'm sorry but nobody old enough to have protested the Viet-Nam war should use the Internet.

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AGHAST😬😳🫣🥺😩's avatar AGHAST😬😳🫣🥺😩 @katcc.bsky.social
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Old man yells at dogs

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strive for pithiness. land on glib.'s avatar strive for pithiness. land on glib. @scruffymane.bsky.social
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angry old austinite in zilker-west. suprise. he's writing like his cats are coercing him. fyi I am BIG-DOG. soon to be seen in an Austin bar patio near you

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New Leaf's avatar New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social
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I ...

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