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eltervoog.bsky.social@eltervoog.bsky.social |
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Proud Michiginadianderist (He/Him)
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@eltervoog.bsky.social
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Yes, I helped create the concept of spaghetti westerns. Now I'm calling you in the biggest cellphone anyone's ever scene. And yes, thank you for my gold bracelet, it's totally sweet. Anyway, I've gotta act like Kurt Russel is escaping from New York right now. Call you later. Bye!
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Just walked past a parked car, and noticed it had about 15-20 CD's (in the jewel cases) sitting in the center counsel. And I gotta admit, I kinda admire it. Driving around, listening to CD's. Keeping it old school, with your driving around tunes.
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Paperback Paradise
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Book
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Keith Decent
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My cybertruck keeps making this weird noise that sounds like everyone laughing at me. It’s louder when the windows are down, if that helps.
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@eltervoog.bsky.social
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My kid told me she had a weird dream last night where she was on a school field trip, and everyone got to bring one guest and for some reason she brought an evil demon. And I guess what I'm trying to say is that the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree.
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It's definitely a product of its time. But then, so am I. Anyway, it's fun.
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Viktor Winetrout
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Just heard a poem about a man from Nantucket. Apparently, he had a huge cock
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@eltervoog.bsky.social
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M: Magnificent Seven O: Outland V: Videodrome I: Iron Giant E: Escape from New York
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Paperback Paradise
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summer reading ⬇️back cover⬇️
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Star Trek Minus Context
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sliceofhell.com
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Building my own cybertruck out of some crap I found
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@eltervoog.bsky.social
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Thank you! She's a tough lady, and it wasn't anything overly worrisome. Just something that needed to be addressed.
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I can think of several people who were part of our friend group in my early life that made no sense to hang out with. But they were always there.
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My mom was recently hospitalized (she's okay). I was there several hours the first night, and some alarm kept going off, depending on how she positioned her IV. The nurse (who was great) showed me how to shut it off, because it kept happening. Didn't make me feel great about the system.
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hunter vanguard enjoyer
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some new bird pics for y’all featuring. wet guy. reddest guy in town. a beautiful lady. and mr broke beak himself
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@eltervoog.bsky.social
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I live in a modest bungalow that has a small dining room. The credenza in the dining room contains our candy drawer. There is no route in the house that requires you to pass through the dining room. And yet, I pass through it several times a day.
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Oh, I think he would care if people died. And least individuals that he considers people. Which I'm betting doesn't include all of us.
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I garbage picked an old Underwood a couple years ago. Just needed a decent cleaning. Bought new ribbons off the shelf at Staples.
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My mom was a manufacturer's rep back in the 80's for a company that sold typewriters and the very first word processors. We always had demo models around. I was probably the only 5th grader in my class doing his homework on an IBM Selectric II.
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@eltervoog.bsky.social
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Woodworker, but I did do the sourdough thing (pre-COVID). Didn't do the synthesiser thing, but sure did spend a lot of time farting around with DIY audio.
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Osita Nwanevu
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I dunno, seems like some guys put it there. Probably drove. That would be my theory
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@eltervoog.bsky.social
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I'm watching Midnight Run, and weirdly kinda missing back when cars had velour bucket seats. We got rid of that for no good reason
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I can't believe that guy who went out of his way to murder some people ended up being such an asshole.
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That moment when the hospital doors close behind you, and you are just standing there, holding a baby in a carrier is one of the most intense experiences. So is the drive home. What a trip.
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There's one in our neighborhood, and everyone has seen it but me. And I'm honestly getting ready to start driving around for no other reason than hoping to spot it.
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My god, I found it!
Turns out her name was Nancy.
youtu.be/UEk7-J5zTno?...
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In the early 90's, he hosted an informercial for some sort of pan or something. His cohost was a woman named Joan (we were pretty high, so that detail might be wrong). At one point, he delivers the line "Joan, do I smell fajitas?" like only he could. We still repeat it to this day.
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Inspector Ratchet
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When I die, I want my remains to be scattered at COSTCO. Also, I don't want to be cremated
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I think I'd prefer if it was a Thunderdome outside. This heat dome is boring as shit.
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I know almost nothing about Nohm Chomsky. And I'm wondering if that makes me the weirdo, or are all these people who seem to know a lot about him the weirdos? I honestly can't tell. Like, over the years I've heard of him as a linguist. But that doesn't really help me at all.
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I don't know why I haven't been including Starburst in our routine charcuterie nights. But that changes now.
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I like both of those as well.
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Years ago, I referred to a 22 oz beer as a "tallboy". A buddy of mine who has a genuine way with words corrected me. He said tall boys are 16 oz. "What you're dealing with there is a worker." I don't know where he got it from, but it's what I call the truly big boys now.
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I'm from Metro Detroit, and I can explain him. But I'd prefer not to. It's really just too embarrassing.
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I made it to 50 without seeing St Elmo's Fire, and I think it looks pretty good for me to go the distance.
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We also did that last year. And I was just thinking the same thing as I looked out one of them. We also had to replace our furnace over the winter, and decided to do the old AC unit at the same time. Currently very happy with both upgrades.
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@eltervoog.bsky.social
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98% of IT is just copying and pasting the error message into Google. The trick is knowing what results to ignore.
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Watched it with my 13yo two weeks ago. We both cried at the end. Pretty sure this will be a core memory for us.
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Well, Father's Day is almost over. Time to go back to our regularly scheduled days, where I am also extremely special, and deserving of praise and adulations. Carry on.
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"Babe, have you seen my black leather scuffs?" I ask. As my Viking ancestors roll over in their graves.
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I would pay to watch him try to use a hammer to drive a framing nail into a 2x4.
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Go away! 'Baten!
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Nothing like seeing "in a 3 quart baking dish..." in a recipe. Cool, I guess it's time to do some math conversions.
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I was born in 1974. I can confirm this is a disturbing fact.
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It's a primer for mediocre dudes to later find Ayn Rand in college, and think they've found the key to the universe. And most people aren't brilliant enough to appreciate its genius.
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Growing up, we displayed our VHS collection on shelves in our living room. Almost everyone did. It was a personal library you were proud of. I think a big part of the reason records have resurged is for the same reason. And people have always displayed their books.
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That cracker to cheese and sausage ratio is really something.
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Neil Kleid
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Yesterday, not only did I see my first Cybertruck in the wild, but i saw FIVE go by in what I will now always refer to as a ridicule of Cybertrucks
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As for JKR, I can't imagine a world were time moves backward, and we all decide she was right all along. The far more likely outcome, in my opinion, is that she will have destroyed her legacy, because she couldn't let go of her bigotry.
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I fully believe trans people are being honest about who they are. And I support anyone who is just trying to get through this life as best they can. I don't feel the need to get in their way.
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