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sliceofhell.com
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One day I will solve the Riddle of Poop
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533 followers 400 following 519 posts
Because only bombing on twitter just isn’t enough for me anymore
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One day I will solve the Riddle of Poop
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Katie
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Please think of the dogs this 4th. Like mine, who wanted to open a fireworks stand, but the city will not grant him a permit
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sliceofhell.com
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When my wife gets murdered tomorrow they’ll probably blame me
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sliceofhell.com
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*diarrhea funneling out the left leg of my capri pants* Hey, I don’t work here, but can I get you folks anything?
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Wicked Ho
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everyone is fighting some kind of battle sucker punch them while they’re focused on the other battle
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sliceofhell.com
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First date idea: I shave your head and tell the waiter you have cancer
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SpatialKimtamine
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No idea who that kid in my pfp is I just found it on the dark web
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Thanks For Sharing, Jerk
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Kamala Harris would be the first President that I would want to have Sexy Time with, other than Millard Fillmore of course
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sliceofhell.com
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Feeding one kid high grade beef and the other kid low grade beef and we’re gonna settle this great beef debate once and for all
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sliceofhell.com
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Starting to regret letting my wife bang that basketball team
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If they can make a veggie burger I can make a beef watermelon
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sliceofhell.com
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*blushing, reattaching my penis* haha, this almost never happens
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Jason, ex Inferis
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Offering to order for my date at Cracker Barrel and then just saying the names of nascar drivers to the waitress
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the postes
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YOU THERE. WHAT YEAR IS IT. ARE FAT WOMEN FUCKABLE YET
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sliceofhell.com
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“Is that a banana in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?” “It’s a plantain.”
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sliceofhell.com
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Me: I have to say, your breasts looked nicer in your profile pic. Her: Your profile pic was a black man. Me: Actually, I was doing blackface. But I guess we all look alike to you, huh?
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SpatialKimtamine
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If I were president I would kill everybody
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sliceofhell.com
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Using a laser pointer to show my wife where I did the poopie
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Swim Jeans 👖
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Like a penis in a woodchipper so are the days of our lives
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sliceofhell.com
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It’s green
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sliceofhell.com
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Using a laser pointer to indicate all the dishes my wife needs to clean
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sliceofhell.com
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My buddy Darren and I finally succumbed to our urges. No homo but it was great
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Wilbur72
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My wife just said “Are you even listening to me?!?”, which I thought was a really strange way to start a conversation.
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sliceofhell.com
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Building my own cybertruck out of some crap I found
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sliceofhell.com
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Crashing my car out of boredom
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sliceofhell.com
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Getting that surgery that makes my dick look like a single beef ravioli
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SpatialKimtamine
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I can’t explain it but I can smell country music and it stinks
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sliceofhell.com
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RIP, Kurt
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sliceofhell.com
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Moments before I dressed up like courtney love and shot kurt cobain I told him I was a really big fan and that his music meant a lot to me
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sliceofhell.com
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Cosplaying as my naked father
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sliceofhell.com
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I promise that your wife and I are only friends. In fact I find her extremely unattractive.
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sliceofhell.com
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I’ll vote for whichever candidate bangs his daughter first
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La Captain Oblivious
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If I was asked to convert a fraction to a decimal I’d probably throw up.
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sliceofhell.com
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BAD NEWS, GUYS!!! my diarrhea has cleared up
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sliceofhell.com
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if i met a genie i'd wish for a very large penis and then keep it above the fireplace
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Very
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sliceofhell.com
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Purchasing a questionable used car from a man in a very large hat and I think that’s his whole thing is that he confounds you with the hat
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sliceofhell.com
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There’s nothing like a good murder to make you feel like a big shot
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sliceofhell.com
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Saying to some hep cats “alright now peep this, ya dig?” and then taking out my penis
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Slouchy
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Me *with dying breath*: Tell my wife I like like her
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sliceofhell.com
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The best poop I ever took was probably only like a seven at best
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sliceofhell.com
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Nighttime? Oh you mean when the sun does a poopy!
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sliceofhell.com
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Just saw dad’s penis again. Wowza.
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sliceofhell.com
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Being a deadbeat dad gets funnier with every kid
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Harbinger Of Head
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I have faked every blowjob I have ever given
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sliceofhell.com
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My son says pears are for homosexuals
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sliceofhell.com
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Yes I am ashamed of the smell
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sliceofhell.com
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My boyfriend is saying catty things about my wife again
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sliceofhell.com
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As is tradition when first taking office, I will be eating the former mayor’s horse
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sliceofhell.com
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Just hooked a guy’s nuts up to a car battery and forgot why
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