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Sean Thomason
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Spencer's Gifts sounds like the name of a movie about a sweet little boy who is very sick.
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Émile Lewis: Air Will Be Bud@emilepleasestop.bsky.social |
295 followers 244 following 4658 posts
Former teen heartthrob, scriptwriter, occasional historian, Witch-King of Angmar, and Professor of Air Bud Studies. they/he/sometimes she? Not consistent about pronouns anymore. Doomers blocked on sight.
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Sean Thomason
@seanthomason.bsky.social
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Spencer's Gifts sounds like the name of a movie about a sweet little boy who is very sick.
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thomas the wank engine
@nickywoolf.bsky.social
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huh just remembered I changed my screen name to "thomas the wank engine"
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Émile Lewis: Air Will Be Bud
@emilepleasestop.bsky.social
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*long, sad sigh* *screenshots post to add to The Archive*
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Émile Lewis: Air Will Be Bud
@emilepleasestop.bsky.social
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My understanding is that Gorillaz is Muppets for goths
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Émile Lewis: Air Will Be Bud
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‘Sure, the people brutally colonized under an imperial yoke were unhappy, but I’m thinking of the global perspective’ is a literally insane argument to make, and you’d be rightly laughed out of the room if you said it about literally any empire other than the USSR
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Émile Lewis: Air Will Be Bud
@emilepleasestop.bsky.social
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I don’t know why I felt compelled to post this
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Émile Lewis: Air Will Be Bud
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in the fantasy novel. straight up “building it”. and by “it”, haha, well. lets justr say. My world.
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Émile Lewis: Air Will Be Bud
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Like, no shame on people who prefer subs over dubs, but also sometimes it’s very obvious *why* they do so in certain cases
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Émile Lewis: Air Will Be Bud
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So many comments on the Reddit are like ‘I don’t care who the voice actor is, but also the expansion is so much better with the Japanese voices’ Hmmm
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Kevin Church 🖖🏻
@beaucoupkevin.com
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I bark-laughed so hard that the dogs came to check on me.
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Émile Lewis: Air Will Be Bud
@emilepleasestop.bsky.social
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The worst part is? Knowing how things have been going since October, this grift is absolutely going to work.
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terms or conditions
@mikemay.bsky.social
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*youth pastor that doesn't really get the slang voice* you know who else 'served cunt'?
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Émile Lewis: Air Will Be Bud
@emilepleasestop.bsky.social
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Oh, ‘the Bear’ is a great show? It’s a great piece of fuckin’ FALSE ADVERTISING, is what it is. Have some self-respect.
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Émile Lewis: Air Will Be Bud
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I don’t care how good it is, I’m not watching any TV show with a cool animal in its name that’s not literally about that animal. Metaphors don’t count and never will.
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Émile Lewis: Air Will Be Bud
@emilepleasestop.bsky.social
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He’s literally never NOT sucked shit. He’s always been like this
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Émile Lewis: Air Will Be Bud
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I recall Ienaga’s ‘Pacific War’ (a history of WWII from a Japanese perspective) which basically summed up as ‘the US were awful and racist but my countrymen were fucking monsters during that era’ Needless to say, Ienaga was widely hated by Japanese nationalists
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Émile Lewis: Air Will Be Bud
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There’s also that the terms of ‘surrender’ that Japan offered would have allowed them to maintain their colonial empire, which did make negotiating an end to the fighting very difficult
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Émile Lewis: Air Will Be Bud
@emilepleasestop.bsky.social
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I can’t believe you posted this two hours ago and have not elaborated further
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James
@battlehork.bsky.social
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"Hi, I'm Corey Chase. You may remember me from such films as 'That Porno Ted Cruz Liked On Twitter'"
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David Slack
@slack2thefuture.bsky.social
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Dear @nytimes.com @washingtonpost.com @cnn.com & all the rest,
I do not care who the Democratic nominee is or will be.
Donald Trump tried to steal the 2020 election and orchestrated a violent coup.
He is running for president, first and foremost, so that he can pardon himself for his many crimes.
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Faine Greenwood
@faineg.bsky.social
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I have gotta do a series of posts on the Psychic Sasquatch UFO Connection, but enjoy this art in the meantime
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Émile Lewis: Air Will Be Bud
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Me: you’re not even ‘thinly veiling’ it anymore, you’re just saying the word ‘cum’ and expecting that to count as a joke Scumbag brain: but you’re laughing Me: yes, but that’s beside the point
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Émile Lewis: Air Will Be Bud
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Me: c’mon, two scenes, tops. You can do this. Scumbag brain: after the opening credits, the whole family looks at the camera and shouts ‘WE’RE ALL CUMMING’ in unison as the title card (‘IT’S CUM’) appears
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Émile Lewis: Air Will Be Bud
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Me: look, we have four pages left on this stupid thing Scumbag brain: so the father’s name is Cumuel ‘Cum’ Cumming, his wife is Cumantha, and they have two adorable children named Cumothy and Cumberly
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Émile Lewis: Air Will Be Bud
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Me: Cool, I’ve got my ADHD medications, now I can work on the pilot I was trying to write Scumbag brain: what if there was a wholesome 1950s family sitcom where everything was poorly-veiled cum joke
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Fatima Ayub
@thecynicist.bsky.social
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People’s work and position on Syria is absolutely a character litmus test.
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Émile Lewis: Air Will Be Bud
@emilepleasestop.bsky.social
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Upon this ongoing rewatch, television may well have peaked with Gravity Falls, and we just haven’t realized it yet
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Émile Lewis: Air Will Be Bud
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The average Offline person thinks the Last Jedi was either bad or ‘good but I didn’t like how…’ You would never realize this if you talked to people On Here, where the general consensus is that it’s The Only Good Star Wars Movie
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Émile Lewis: Air Will Be Bud
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The Extremely Online/Goes Outside divide is very wide, and nowhere is that more clear than Star Wars Discourse
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Émile Lewis: Air Will Be Bud
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It’s funny to me how the majority opinion On Here is that ‘Jedi are boring and Star Wars shouldn’t focus on them ever’ while most viewers seem to think the opposite. Turns out, normal people watch movies/shows about space wizards because they like space wizards.
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Émile Lewis: Air Will Be Bud
@emilepleasestop.bsky.social
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Honestly, we’ve kind of memory-holed how *different* things were in 2007, but her saying the character was gay even outside the text was A Huge Deal at the time! That was, for 2007 pop culture, considered a landmark for representation. We’ve come very far since then, but historical context matters!
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Émile Lewis: Air Will Be Bud
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Facts don’t matter when you’ve decided that Joe Biden is The Embodiment Of All Evil
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Émile Lewis: Air Will Be Bud
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If they do remember, they simply don’t care. They simply would prefer a far-right takeover over any concession whatsoever to the hated libs.
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Hollywood Hill
@hollywoodhill.bsky.social
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Since dudes have microplastics in their dicks, I think that makes them 3D printers, technically.
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Greg Stolze
@gregstolze.bsky.social
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(scratching head) I dunno man, you sound a lot like someone who studied and has command of facts. Is this really the forum for that?
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Émile Lewis: Air Will Be Bud
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developing psychic powers so I can create a tulpa of Jon Arbuckle, that I can fight him to prove my dominance
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Sean M. Smith
@reallyseansmith.bsky.social
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That's the good stuff.
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Stephen Judkins
@stephenjudkins.bsky.social
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There's a certain genre of posts on here I'd call "doomer fan fiction"
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Émile Lewis: Air Will Be Bud
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I made some of my friends mad at me for my belief that the greatest hope for leftist reform is from boring liberals stumbling into it by accident, and that actual leftists are largely irrelevant to this process, but it’s more likely than anyone who’s ever read ‘theory’ having any powet
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Émile Lewis: Air Will Be Bud
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The ‘normies’ will be the salvation of this blighted world, much to the dismay of the Online
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Mr. Am I Being Detained
@gonebabygone.bsky.social
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There is particular power in such an ideologically diverse coalition rejecting the French right because fascists should be reminded often that they’re repugnant to a broad swath of society, not just getting outmaneuvered by the wily left
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Émile Lewis: Air Will Be Bud
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Not that I know of; some idiot commenting on a friend’s post
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ellie lockhart (she/they)
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like, the way I see it, if you aim for the moon you may end among the stars, and if the moon you're aiming for is "being accepted into society and broadly treated like a regular adult person with rights and autonomy and a job" and the other is "flaming conflagration," the first has better stars
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Émile Lewis: Air Will Be Bud
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I saw someone on Facebook claiming that Project 2025 has nothing to do with Trump and, nation, I may have encountered the stupidest organism on the planet
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Émile Lewis: Air Will Be Bud
@emilepleasestop.bsky.social
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The Syria Test remains undefeated
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Miranda Yaver
@mirandayaver.bsky.social
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Just a reminder that Michelle Wolf nailed it at the White House Correspondents Dinner. NYT, I’m looking in your direction especially.
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Émile Lewis: Air Will Be Bud
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Pun names are an ancient and time-honoured literary tradition! It’s not suddenly A Bad Thing because one asshole did it.
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Émile Lewis: Air Will Be Bud
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The truce has gone on long enough. It’s tine to re-ignite the age-old war between improvisers and method actors.
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acerbic otter is HOT (NO not like THAT)
@acerbicotter.bsky.social
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be WEIRD (laudatory) not WEIRD (derogatory)
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Hi, it’s Abby. Yep.
@abbycohenwl.bsky.social
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Grimm Bro: I'm imagining a wolf stalking & eating a girl — Grimm Bro2: Write that down to read to children
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