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Ennui Doofen

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If I wipe my hands on your decorative towels I'm trying to say I believe you can become a person of substance

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Rufus's avatar Rufus @te-kanawa.bsky.social
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🤣🤣

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Public Universal Ally's avatar Public Universal Ally @returnofmccarthy.bsky.social
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also I shat on the rug for the same reason

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PeterS's avatar PeterS @paradiddletriplets.bsky.social
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definition: medicated goo

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We always called them “guest towels”. So whenever I’m a guest in someone’s home, I routinely use the “guest“ towels.

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Cap’n Watsisname's avatar Cap’n Watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social
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Are you the one who wrote “why” in blue fondant on my frilly pillows

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TubaPeter.com's avatar TubaPeter.com @tubapeter.bsky.social
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Remember on KING OF THE HILL when Dale accuses Hank of using the decorative towels hanging in Dale's bathroom, and Hank shoots back "Those were paper towels!!!"

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Your Honor, pls's avatar Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social
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Like dogs and cats marking territory in your house, you know they've taken a personal interest in you

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Ennui Doofen's avatar Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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My what lovely hand towels you have, be a shame if someone used them

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Thanks For Sharing, Jerk's avatar Thanks For Sharing, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social
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Never happen

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