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Eric_Time@erictime.bsky.social |
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They must have amnesia because they forgot that I’m Him
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Eric_Time
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“Many people say Drive for Show and Putt for Dough. Here in New York City, our drivers don’t have to pay dough in order to show up in our bridges and tunnels, and because of our Hudson River water, we can put some amazing dough in your mouth with our delicious pizzas and various bread products.”
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Eric_Time
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“Head to toe, the length of a large Wawa hoagie” or “the circumference of a standard New Haven pizza” should be construed as a threat to small children, I assume
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Eric_Time
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I’d have to ask @davidjroth.bsky.social but I’m pretty sure sandwich size comparisons are actually the taxonomically correct method of measuring turtles.
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𝕁, the dearly gparted
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Angela Rayner, whip my vote and censure me with a steamroller
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Eric_Time
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Buddy I could not agree more
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Eric_Time
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My tummy already hurts. You’re an elite treat athlete
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Eric_Time
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Yep. Also minimum wage is a bad analog because almost no high profile Dem candidates want it or run on it in contested races or states where they’re at risk because none of their donors or elite supporters want it. Not the case for abortion.
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Eric_Time
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Best suggestion is go to a good local shop and try out a bunch of models. You want to figure out exactly the sizing, configuration, tires, etc. that you like and need. It’s really fun and they often have deals on older modes if you’re not trying to get the newest, top-shelf bikes.
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Eric_Time
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My daughter Iga is in danger of losing her tennis match. Prayers up
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Eric_Time
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Karen OMGWTFBBQ
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Eric_Time
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He knows his capacity. He chose the cuck chair.
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Eric_Time
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Need her to drive a bus over me ASAP, regardless
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Eric_Time
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Seeing fireworks! Also hearing them!! It’s all on X!!!🎆🎇🧨🚒🧯👩🚒
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Eric_Time
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“DO YOU USE A LOT OF CUMIN? WHAT ABOUT TURMERIC?”
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Eric_Time
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Cooking chicken for tacos while imagining Errol Morris is asking me what I put in the spice rub in a totally unmodulated full-volume voice
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YES
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Eric_Time
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Trump will be on board and pliant as long as you pay him, but the minute we have a motivated authoritarian who wants to mobilize a battalion to take over and occupy Microsoft and tell them to make the hardware and software we want, free of charge, who is Gates going to call?
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Eric_Time
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Eric_Time
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All wives want four words and they’re disgusting (Miguel Ferrer in Robocop)
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Eric_Time
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Saying all of this in a Scott Weiland voice and honestly it’s one of the best songs of the 90s
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Eric_Time
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Cowboys, Lakers, Cardinals
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Eric_Time
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The point is the money gets the votes. The strategy for an electoral college win is totally different but blanket spending when there is no undemocratic rule undermining it wins elections.
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Eric_Time
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Hillary Clinton won the popular vote by 4 million
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Eric_Time
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“From Suffs to Hamilton…” is going to make me stand in the middle of the road
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6’3” pool boy bitch
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Kendrick has released an 11-minute diss track attacking Waingro from "Heat"
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Rob Iracane
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“Now it says here you skyrocketed to fame on Tik Tok as the ‘hawk tuah’ girl.”
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Eric_Time
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The Distraction podcast is very jealous and unfair to the young, handsome, and exciting Indiana Pacers--that's okay, I'll still keep drinking that garbage.
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I was there when Amun-Ra opened the canopic jar of Ramses II and devoured his heart on a lightly grilled flatbread
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Mack
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Wake up babe, new LCD Soundsystem just dropped.
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Drew Magary
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You knew Ratto would be the best guy to eulogize Willie Mays, and now there's proof. defector.com/willie-mays-...
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Eric_Time
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I’m told they love that dirty water.
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Hell yeah. I’m trying to decide which day to try to see it
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Is Isbell in town??
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man it's a hot zone,
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country songs used to be like "it's funny how i'm drinking myself to death here" and "funny how i work here and always fall in love with guys like him" and now they're all "i own a $95,000 truck" and "i support the US giving material, intelligence and logistical support for the liquidation of gaza"
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Eric_Time
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Grateful Dead voice: 🎶She put scarlet vergognas on her giant flag/ It’s pretty clear that she’s just Alito’s hag🎶
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Which is the greater injustice? The ambulance unable to reach its destination? Or asking $15 from a cop who lives Bergen County going to work in his Expedition that he will park on the sidewalk because he refuses to ride the train since too many of “them” are on it? It’s a tough calculus, Dave.
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“One sharp twist, like Arnold in Commando, and I’m a billionaire.”
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Eric_Time
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When you wish to climb on father but he is too sodden from exertion.
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Apropos not of this podcast, I’ve had Pinhead at Hanukkah stuck in my head for weeks now. “We have such sights to show you, and such small portions!” It’s a pretty delightful thought. Thank you for that @davidjroth.bsky.social
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Eric_Time
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Hit that German bitch with the Vamos, Carlitos
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Mr. Am I Being Detained
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BF! At the Chapell Roan Show
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Total non sequitur, but there are some cool products you can buy and keep in your pocket when you’re walking around. a.co/d/i7ScQr0
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Eric_Time
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This is the most succinct summation of 2005 I’ve ever seen.
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Eric_Time
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California game shows are more well-regulated than the oil industry
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Eric_Time
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No enforcement. Cops have stopped writing tickets everywhere
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Eric_Time
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I want to know the number of times he visited twice in a day. I want to know what awful pat greeting he always gave the host as he walked in. How many servers and bussers did he uncomfortably touch on the leg? Hundreds? Thousands? What a creature.
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Eric_Time
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8 Simple Rules For Dating My Mandaughter
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Eric_Time
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That’s when the stand on each other’s shoulders
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The Republic Is Ours To Save
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Milkshake, duck
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Eric_Time
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Sending Tlaib and a few others an envelope with two twenties and a note that says “you didn’t get this from me.”
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