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Mack
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Let me introduce you to the Maryland panhandle, where dreams come true.
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176 followers 482 following 2020 posts
Executive producer of the It’s Christmastown podcast with @mobute.bsky.social, @davidjroth.bsky.social, and friends! More ‘shit poster’ than ‘shitposter’. He/Him
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/its-christmastown/id1407429849
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Mack
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Let me introduce you to the Maryland panhandle, where dreams come true.
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Mack
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Friends don’t let friends check Bluesky while on vacation.
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Mack
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When I met my wife I said to her, “do you want to go on the…
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Mack
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Recipe for disaster.
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Mack
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I love being on vacation because it keeps me too busy to want to scroll Bluesky all day, which at this point is the best sort of self care I can give myself.
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luke
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We only tell kids about the tooth fairy to distract from knowledge of the fairies who accept larger bones for greater rewards
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DVD and UMD Menus
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Ready to Rumble (Film and DVD: 2000)
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Snowden St.
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Real stoners have too much self respect to drink canna beverages
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Mack
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Real drinkers have too much self respect to drink hard seltzers.
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Mack
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I will vote the presidential candidate who will bring us more of the Gleaming the Cube cinematic universe.
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Mack
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Hell yeah! Not enough BMX/skateboarding in today’s pop culture.
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Mack
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Alternative joke: ‘The Bear Season 4’
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Mack
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This sounds like the plot of a bad 80s movie.
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Mack
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Or even that ‘convicted felon’ part lol
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Sabrina Imbler
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I’m starting a newsletter! It’s called Creatures of NYC, and it’s gonna be a monthly round-up of free events in NYC centered around our wildlife: dragonfly walks, oyster tours, horseshoe crab counts, bat strolls, moth vigils, & more! you can subscribe below :)
buttondown.email/simbler
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Tom Scocca
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Just like none of the bold investigators backfilling Joe Biden's feeble debate performance with punchy anonymous quotes have ever figured out why Trump was rushed to Walter Reed, claimed he wanted a spur-of-the-moment weekend checkup, and a year later declared that he had NOT had a series of strokes
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CHOAM Nomsky 💭
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yes, we boiled the planet, but it was worth it to make a machine that, instead of adding two plus two, takes the statistical average of every answer to questions containing "what" "is" "two" and "plus" from a database of illegal cell phone transcripts and returns a fake nude pic of a high schooler
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Mack
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Which would track. This is also why in an emergency situation I don’t want to be left relying on the friend who’s going to sit there and mutter ‘omg’ to themselves over and over, and that’s how this feels to me right now. An entire set of people immediately jumping to ‘omg omg omg’
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Mack
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‘But Mack’ you’re thinking ‘these folks are more connected. Surely they know more about this than you do.’ lol okay. If there’s one thing I’ve learned living in DC it’s that reality hews a lot closer to Veep than it does The West Wing.
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Mack
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An entire subset of people have decided to jettison their candidate in less time than I spend researching a major purchase. Feels to me like that’s not necessarily the best approach or indicative of particularly inspiring leadership!
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Mack
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What is known? He an old man with a speech impediment that was up past his bedtime. Does it look bad? Absolutely! But you know what looks worse? Choosing the most chaotic path forward with as little information as possible.
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Mack
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The debate was precisely one (1) week ago. In that time, the Democratic coalition has absolutely worked themselves into a shoot based, as far as I can tell, on vibes alone. Has Biden declined cognitively? Who’s to say, I just know that a week is not enough time to do anything but confirm priors.
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Razzball
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Kanye in his Steven Seagal in Russia phase
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face of boe jiden
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some of those that burn crosses are the girls who love horses
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Mack
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As an undecided voter, my reaction to Biden being old is to put my support behind the other guy who is as old and visibly prone to mental lapses, and who likes to do a little bit of fascism, as a treat.
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Corey Atad
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in my regular Friday newsletter, i share what i've been reading, watching and listening to special mention this week for A Quiet Place: Day One, which i loved, seemingly a lot more than most
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Mary Jones
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Having a Friday that feels like a Monday is cruel.
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Mack
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My wife doesn’t get how I can sit around and watch other people play video games, and I can’t blame her, but when GDQ week rolls around I typically have it up and running in the background (or foreground) as much as possible.
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Mack
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Not sure who is/isn’t familiar with Games Done Quick on here, but this biannual charity marathon is always a delightful and not least of all because of moments like this.
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Mack
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When this came on last night it lined up with my and my wife’s ’decompress with some Frazier’ so I didn’t get to watch it live, so I appreciate you sharing the link to help spare me having to hunt it down!
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Drew Magary
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I 100% believe that Biden is out of it but I read the Nuzzi thing and it’s awfully breathless for a story that doesn’t have a whole lot of direct quotes in it.
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Mack
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Friend: What do you like to do for fun? Me: I like to skeet with my fellow Bluesky elders. Friend: Homer backing into the hedge.gif
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Mack
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Ate too much and don’t feel well, AMA.
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Mack
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You should absolute be able to send a kid to the store with a signed note as permission to get your booze.
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Mack
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There have been several movies I bought digital copies of because the math worked out that I’d rather pay Apple $4 than hunt down my dvd.
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Zach Schonfeld
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I wrote about a beautiful movie called Janet Planet. The sort of quiet movie where nothing happens and also everything happens.
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Mack
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Only interested if he has a chemical dependency.
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Mack
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If he slept until 10am and then just watched cable news all day like his predecessor, he’d have all the energy in the world.
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Mack
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First they came for redtube, and I did not speak out because I did not watch redtube. Then they they came for xvideos, and I did not speak out because I did not watch xvideos. Then they came for Brazzers—and there was no one left to speak for me.
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Mack
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It’s fitting my fantasy baseball team is choosing today of all days to revolt against me, the commissioner/king.
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Mack
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I’ll tell you what, I’ll tune in/buy the books to find out!
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Mack
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And she’ll get paid .70 on the dollar the Man Detective would make.
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Michael Tae Sweeney
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It's a propaganda site. By going there you are absorbing propaganda chosen by an evil billionaire. Maybe you think you are a very special boy who, unlike other human beings, is immune to being influenced by propaganda so it's okay!
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Mack
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Feeling blessed 🙏
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Mack
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Bruv.
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Mack
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My wife: ‘did you know her son was drafted in the first round by the nationals? His name was Lucas *pause to double check the pronunciation* Giolito?’ I then proceed to give her a rundown of his career as she nods politely.
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Mack
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Particularly if you are using your British accent. Say wut, guvnah?
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Mack
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Felt like I had a very important night for me, culturally. Finally watched (the original) The Taking of Pelham One Two Three (as enjoyable as expected), and watched an episode of Frazier where I learned the love interest was played by Lucas Giolito’s mom.
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Brandi
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I'm torn because my header is my delightful cat but this really needs to be the theme here
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Mack
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I’ve liked everything I’ve had from there so far.
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