As an irreverent young gamer, I used to make fun of mom/dad cars. Today, I possess zero gaming consoles, but do own a practical subcompact vehicle marketed exclusively to drivers 60+. Guess I have incurred “Yaris Revenge…”
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When AOL and Prodigy started taking off in the early 90s, our neighbor bought a bunch of cement slab and busted it up and sold it online as "Real Pieces of the Berlin Wall" and "Real Pieces of the Great Wall of China" and that guy realized what the internet was gonna be before everyone else
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Seemed (or seems; don’t know what his condition is now, and even his close friends don’t seem entirely sure) like a really nice guy too; modest in spite of his absurd talent & had a day job as a programmer. I remember thinking a while ago “what ever happened to him?” & was gutted when I saw the news
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I miss him. I have something of a tin ear but the video where he sight-reads Korobeiniki (which he had never seen/heard before in his life) and then improvises jazz phrasing is one of the most impressive things I’ve ever seen
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did you immanentize the eschaton, playboy?
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Thank you!!! Had a rough day but think I might’ve started to turn the corner (if I haven’t reached the beginning of the end, I hope to at least be at the end of the beginning). Hope you are doing well!
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currently afflicted with nature’s Ozempic (severe food poisoning)
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Ladies call me “The Incorrigible Dirigible” because of my ruinous and treatment-resistant steampunk addiction
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While you were foolishly perusing the precocious career milestones of those in lists of 30 under 30, I was busy modeling the piety of the elect by forgiving my enemies’ sins at a rate of 70 times 7.
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The question “why is it called ‘dry cleaning’ when the fabrics are treated with liquid solvents?” popped into my head and I’ve been sitting at my desk like this for the last ten minutes
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holy shit Richard dude I’ve got crazy news…you made the cover of Watergate magazine this month
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Thanks for the invite but, sorry, I don’t think I can make the wedding. I have a violent case of dysentery. Regrettably, I opened and ingested the contents of “The Can of Whoopass: Operation Iraqi Freedom Edition” I bought at CPAC ‘04 as a gag gift to myself. Don’t think it was sealed properly…
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I didn’t have a great start in life. A 90s cinephile midwife brought me into the world via Sözerian section…
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I used to laugh at people of my parents’ generation calling console titles like Mega Man “Mario games,” but I just tried to refer to Snow Patrol in conversation and it came out as “Paw Patrol.” Circle of life…
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I appreciate that they turned Aran Ryan from “Irish boxer” to “insane leprechaun who self-soothes by punching himself with horseshoes”
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this is what 28-year-olds looked like in 1994
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THE BREWPUB OF WORMS
“Another beer, sir?”
“Here I stand: I can have another…”
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Finally found a provider that’s in my health insurance plan’s network
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While you were foolishly exploring the Italian-American mythos by watching 1970s Hollywood blockbusters (Genco Balboa), I was sagely expanding my mental powers with the extract of an ancient gymnosperm (ginkgo biloba)
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