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Daniel
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He hit em wit dis look
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Queens DSA participant; CMO of ShirtlessSummer and MidtownMagic campaigns; bylines in Mids Aficionado; bootleg perfume expert; he him or they; give these candidates money: dsausa.us/SocialistSweep
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Daniel
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He hit em wit dis look
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beloved character on brand new adventure
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MICHAEL MANN PROTAGONIST: i wish we could be friends, but im a criminal MICHAEL MANN PROTAGONIST 2: i also wish that, maybe even kiss, but im a cop MICHAEL MANN PROTAGONIST 3: sorry to interrupt but i just killed 12 innocent bystanders. im trapped by my relationship to status by the way
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Daniel
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This is like the 3rd best song of the 2000s and it was from a Malien/Martinquese/Algerian French group about how cool it is to visit your family in Mahgreb & it's cool how the ppl in France who think this is the end of society ate shit this week
youtu.be/MbjIWSTYFWs?...
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Daniel
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I'm demanding to see Joe Biden's Birth Certificate. I'm a "he's way older than 81" Truther
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Daniel
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Her power....
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Daniel
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yeah I saw them all in what's hot classic - nice to see some things never change
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Daniel
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hola!
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Daniel
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was going to mute it anyways - I do not watch game of thrones
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Daniel
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Good to be back here - immediately I'm awash in posts from people with some of the most vaguely left but ultimately incoherent politics the world has ever witnessed + I've seen about 28 dick pics in 7 minutes (4 dicks/min - solid throughput)
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Daniel
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(logging back on) "man I can't wait to hear what corndad thinks about Biden staying in or dropping out of the presidential race"
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Daniel
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can we post vids here now? I met the Wally Santos guy from Instagram at Astoria Pool yesterday
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Daniel
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i'm ready to reenter the discourse
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Daniel
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checked my Venmo - was indeed the same guy
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Daniel
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hey switched phones and forgot to download this again - what are ppl doing on here lately
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Daniel
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It's funny conservatives own The Brothers Karamazov now cause I read it 3x as a teen and all I thought was "damn these brothers are crazy!"
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Daniel
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Engaging in the Liars Game of "April Fools" always feels despicable & soul crushing- but particularly so the day after Easter. Have some shame, look inwards, Repent of this Awful Tradition. You make another man a Fool, but a child in the distance can not see who of the 2 is who
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Daniel
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The Old Heads Who Taught Me How to Sneak a 3 Course Meal and 1.5 Pints of Hard Liquor into a Movie Theater when I'm nonchalant about the operation telling them "don't worry no one cares anymore its a new era its easy now"
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Coach Finstock
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Judas: Thanks for inviting me to the Last Supper Jesus: The what? Judas: what?
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Phil Lewis
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The town of Newbern, Alabama, which has not had a political election in the last several decades, is being sued to allow its citizens to vote “Many residents did not know they were allowed to have elections.”
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Daniel
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When an upper middle class white lady says the Daily Treat Machine in Candy Crush is working for her…like yeah that’s the point of white supremacy and patriarchy, bb. It works for you and no one else.
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Daniel
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It took me years to develop Ben's respect and recognition and now he just sending me texts like this 💯
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Daniel
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Doing insane things with the Meet the Fockers IP right now - watch this space if you love *Film*
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Daniel
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They should make more movies about being a wife with amnesia and Chicago based music producer Channing Tatum has got to make you fall in love all over again
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Daniel
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Walking into Wendy's and going table to table telling everyone to check their fuckin privilege - Dave Thomas didn't die for this bullshit
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Daniel
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Drake as Drake does is trying to be like the Coke 0 version of 2006 era Don Omar by wearing flag football or some other weird Canadian sports padded shoulder jerseys in concerts - the man is Platos Cave of what real entertainment should be
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Josh Goodnaturedly
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People don’t get it. I’m not putting my life on the line for micky mouse. I’m putting it on the line for the guys next to me… *takes a drag from a cig* It’s a small fucking world after all…
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DVS
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my 0 yr old son drew a Ritz & said "THIS is what Putin should be on". i said "how do u know that song, ur a baby"? He coughed up 2 identical snakes. They fused,tail-to-mouth, in a circle, which became a window. He said "let me show u" & crawled in. I miss him. i shoulda gone too
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Daniel
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I want to become one of those guys ppl pay to yell at them gotta be the easiest 6 figure job of 2024
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Daniel
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U just know this lady is an absolute terror at PTA meetings, retail outlets and towns church carnival
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Daniel
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Not just today but always when I've seen Justin Timberlake the vibe I've got is of a guy asking you for a cigarette in an exurban western pennsylvania sunoco gas station
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Ian Miles Schlong
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The finance grifters are repackaging noted drunken degenerate Charles Bukowski as some sort of self help guru
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Daniel
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in the Gym doing work on my Ass
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Daniel
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No reason for a dog to ever be on the subway you gotta take him somewhere go walk there this ain't da freakin zoo Steve Irwin this a city
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Daniel
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Getting a job at the DNC and writing a scathing critique of weirdo conservatives who've never heard of breasts before for Joe Biden where he says "they don't know Brazzers Jack!"
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Daniel
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These ppl have existed forever tho - there were guys in like 1939 with all their wealth in stocks complaining about protecting the dollar
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Daniel
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No disrespect to her - she is hot af and also seems to be a very hard working actor but like I subscribe to the site instagram I visit xvideosdotcom this is not mind losing event
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Daniel
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Scorsese hit it out the park with Flower Moon cause while they certainly deeply evil racist uncles have been for 15 years portrayed by our sub-par media makers as drunk bumbling Thanksgiving dinner buffoons many are in fact charismatic figures capable of intense persuasion
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Daniel
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Conservatives spending 9 years telling you to not watch porn or jack off and then losing their minds ceaselessly writing essays about Sydney Sweeney is so funny - there are titties everywhere man you've missed this but we've never seen so many titties per capita like we do now
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Daniel
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Idek what this is but saw a campaign of evangélical posts against it and then I find out she's in it too? I feel like Cash them checks and give us movie magic girl
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Daniel
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The strongest commentary about Sydney Sweeney that no one is making is that she's a rare Luis Guzman/Chris Walken style actor who wants to do significant transcendent projects but is also in like 27 movies a year to get that bag/she's having fun - that's special, rare
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Daniel
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I never really understood sound money ppl like you can buy stocks bonds crypto real estate TIPs gold all this stuff and you do buy it but you're obsessed with cash never inflating who cares man
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Daniel
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If you 50 and been in New york since you were anywhere from 0 to 33 years old and anyone not from nyc can remotely understand you when you talking from your soul you are part of the American cultural hegemony trying to undermine our Unique Island Culture
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Daniel
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Much discourse about who an ny gentrifier so let me settle this: Materially: gentrifiers are politicians, developers, landlords Culturally: native born or arrival you are one if your accent doesn't every year get more progressively weird/accentuated/esoteric like Gandolfini in Sopranos
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Daniel
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"You got to understand we were all dming about how to meet up on discord" yeah first of all I don't know what discord is
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Daniel
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If this video was accurate instagram would have to take it down for being one of the most racist things ever posted
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Daniel
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The Human Experience
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Daniel
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Pitbull is thanking a different woman for existing every day all month on Instagram
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Daniel
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Actually it does- directing a movie makes you the highest authority on anything its cool as shit I sit down in the dark for ~2 hours (3.5 for scorcese) & forget my rent, my bad neighbor "Weird Rob" & all my weird anxieties. It should be illegal for despicable op-ed writers to mention directors
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Daniel
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Ppl won't be talking like that by the time these folks are teens or 20 something no millennial walking around calling shit "tubular"
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melted computer
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boomers: we ate lead as kids gen x: we drank straight from the hose as kids millennials: we watched the simpsons as kids gen z: we used social media as kids gen alpha: it has been over 10 years since The Great Event and we have lost all hope
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