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Hunter Biden For America

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H. Biden campaign manager by night, Chili's manager by day

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Hunter Biden For America's avatar Hunter Biden For America @evanengel.bsky.social
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I will never forget a friend at CNN telling me in 2016 that her coworkers were pulling for Trump for exactly these reasons

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Before they ultimately run Hunter, I mean

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can we at least try this first

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Counterpoint:

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1) Court's out, so whether they treat an issue as in/valid will have to wait till Biden's 2nd term 2) "You can't unshoot a protestor" is exactly right, so let's take some new steps to ensure that Trump doesn't get the chance

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If this is what's waiting for us on the other side of January, why SHOULDN'T Biden use immunity to cancel student debt?

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I feel like Jordan Peele in that Gremlins 2 sketch, just approving everything. Guess what? That's in.

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when the Supreme Court issues a ruling that says the President can do whatever he wants, and you're still the President for 6 months

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you guys want to kick Biden off the ticket but using immunity to forgive student loan debt is too much, puh-leez

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The Court has been a roadblock on so much of Biden's agenda. They just removed THEMSELVES. Biden should use this opportunity to do popular things, like legalize weed or fine the Sachlers (another one the Court nixxed). It won't cost any votes and will likely bring more in.

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I used to reply to hate mail pretending to be a bot, telling them that I had automatically donated to the ACLU in their name. I even attached a fake receipt with their email address in the notes

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Biden should immediately use immunity to cancel student debt and legalize weed

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I get the whole "Immunity is the One Ring, if Biden uses it he'll be corrupted" but even on the level of metaphor... Whenever Frodo knew he was gonna die, he used the ring to get outta there and then took it off. He basically prairie dogged that ring until he could destroy it for good.

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He's an Engel??? WTF. Lemme see what I can do

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Preeti Chhibber's avatar Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social
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apropos of uhhhhhhh everything, reposting this again

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Hunter Biden For America's avatar Hunter Biden For America @evanengel.bsky.social
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Oof, that one aged like a pumpkin. I keep thinking about characters like Punisher and Tony MontaƱa, and the smug film school grads (like me) shouting "You know it's a critique, right?!" while right wingers embrace it, signal in-group status w/ it, and go on with their lives. Who's really the fool?

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The flipside here: if creators have centuries of evidence that says "Conservatives will miss the message and be emboldened by this work" and they make it anyway... who is really the one that's missing the point?

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you win or you die

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wish I owned a flagpole

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"An hour ago, acting on my new authority, federal agents apprehended the Supreme Court justices..."

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I usually prefer stripping the Court of most of its power, rather than packing it, bc a future admin could just pack it more. But fuck it, let's stack em in there like cordwood and then vote to limit its authority

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Brian Orce (Twitter must be destroyed)'s avatar Brian Orce (Twitter must be destroyed) @jimnobu.tv
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"As my official act as President, I cancel the upcoming elections this November. It will never be Joever."

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This one's not pre-Facebook but it brought back a lot of memories

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I don't expect other people to understand this, but I do expect YOU to understand this

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logged onto Bluesy and now I want to watch a Shyamalan flick?! wtf

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They're so worried about how we'd handle UFO disclosure but weekly tell us things like "everyone's already permanently poisoned, also there's Legos in your dick" and expect us to go right back to work

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There is a pro wrestling Royal Rumble Surprise Entrant element to this that Dems are underplaying. People forget that McCain shot up in the polls because he picked a popular female governor who wasn't 1 million years old. It was only later revealed she was one of the dumbest people alive.

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lol I went to the Lucasfilm office last week and it looked less Star Wars than this

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Favorite black and white movie

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The closer we get to the election, the more folks are gonna go ALL IN on Halloween. Our last holiday ever

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"Rodney DanGarfield"?

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Not an UWSer but gotta hope that Blondies and Dive 75 make the cut

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If they pull this off and win, it'll prove that we don't need 15 months of presidential campaigns. That alone is worth a vote

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Joe Biden: Old, in decline
Trump: Old, in decline, fascist
Hunter Biden: Probably doing coke with strippers right now

#RunHunter

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if they run Hunter they wouldn't even have to change the bumper stickers

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Roses are red, mushrooms have spores,

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you ever kill a roach so big that you think you should fill out a form

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Out: "Who funds The Federalist?" In: "Who reads The Federalist?"

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2019: A redditor (allegedly a doctor) says he convinced an anti-vaxxer to get shots by telling her that "anti-vaccine propaganda could be an attempt by the Russians or the Chinese to weaken the health of the United States population" 2024: Turns out the US gov acutally did this in the Philippines

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I wish I believed in anything as strongly as boomers believe in the power of vitamin C

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This is an excellent point from Ed. It's worth remembering that (as far as we know) Zuckerberg's only hobbies are beating the shit out of his friends and killing and eating animals

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