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weeder@weeder.bsky.social |
They're so worried about how we'd handle UFO disclosure but weekly tell us things like "everyone's already permanently poisoned, also there's Legos in your dick" and expect us to go right back to work
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@azubir.bsky.social
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They are more worried about people tracing the history of the hexafoil and equilateral triangle in Western Civilization. Everything falls apart if you understand the development of the capital orders from the City of David through to the Corinthian order. It was a process of concealment.
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Ryan W Enslow
@ryanwenslow.bsky.social
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There’s what now? Well, never throwing any of these away worked out after all!
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OneDayI'llBeThatGuy 🇨🇦
@oneday.bsky.social
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legos are stored in the balls
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Mike Pietrafesa
@mikepietrafesa.bsky.social
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And you thought stepping on them hurt!
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Pretzelcoatl
@slinkingflorist.bsky.social
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All the ladies say I've got Legos in my dick cause it really hurts their foot when they step on it
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Land Moose
@landmoose.bsky.social
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Every job in my life has involved handling thermal receipts. You know, the ones coated in known carcinogen bisphenol B
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Duckshow
@duckshow.bsky.social
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I'm 100% convinced that if we found aliens (and they weren't like, on the white house lawn answering questions), people would stop talking about it in less than a week
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PlaceboMessiah
@placebomessiah.bsky.social
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Legos? In MY dick? (It's more likely than you think.)
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Chris Parker
@crs1.bsky.social
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plan is to destroy the planet and demoralize the populace enough that people will see colonizing Mars as a good alternative
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fire at static valley
@atalantafugiens.fursona.club
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It’s hard to even be angry about it anymore
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Justin Noormand
@justin-noormand.bsky.social
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Cumming bricks rn
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Brian Orce (Twitter must be destroyed)
@jimnobu.tv
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I think they're worried about how many of us would side with the aliens against our government(s)
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RAALLEN
@raallen86.bsky.social
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Can I transfer to the Lego sucking factory?
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Brosephine Wires
@joparkerbear.bsky.social
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Since it’s likely nothing but high tech spying, they are probably trying to keep those who are conspiratorial and not…in great shape, psychologically… from going absolutely apeshit.
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@electricchimp.bsky.social
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"What else have we done to your bodies that we haven't told you about? Don't worry your poisoned little heads about it."
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Elizabeth Roderick
@talesfrompurgatory.bsky.social
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The world is going to end in fire, flood, famine and pestilence any day now but go spend your last precious moments in a thankless job that treats you like shit and doesn’t even pay you enough for basic needs, much less for the pestilence treatments. Have fun, kiddos
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Obi-Wine Kenobi
@obiwinekenobi.bsky.social
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If there were Legos in dicks Pfizer’s stock price would be down.
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