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The Everything Machine

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Animator, VFX artist, Storyteller.


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Neutral Milkloaf Hotel

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Damn you! We said Yamcha! YAMCHA!

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Hep C killed my uncle and was very close to killing my dad too. He was able to hold on to his health for long enough to qualify for some of the early anti-virals.

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Fuck hell, I’m technically already married to Orange County, kill Silicon Valley.

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Or an Australian one.

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It's one of those movies I swear you can SMELL!

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SickosYesMeme.jpg

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And then he just came back as more of a bastard the next round. And the fact that the DNC seemed unprepared for him to do just that THIS time is just baffling.

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Trump ran in 2012 largely on a birther platform before dropping out making Romney the GOP nom.

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Technically Romney did in the 2012 primaries.

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It was one of the later seasons when Goliath is traveling the world.

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Also Gargoyles. He was an antagonist in a couple episodes there.

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At the end of the day King on Bluesky is just “King of the North Pole”

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Fucking monstrous.

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While we’re on young Tom Hanks, anyone else want to convince Katie to watch Mazes and Minsters?

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Oh you don’t want to add her, she’s a- *nervously looks around* (Whispers) She’s a Kineticist.

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I taught a tech course for middle schoolers this year and was blindsided at both how tech illiterate the kids were and how incurious they were. They also kept slamming their hands into my MacBook screen and complaining that it wasn’t a touch screen.

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"fed" this and "cancel" that why don't you make sure your neighbours are fed and focus on cancelling capitalism

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If he got disemboweled once, he can be disemboweled again.

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As a writer, I find the entire thing fascinating. As a human being who actually really liked a lot of the people on both sides of this- it fucking hurts.

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She even has the whole “Sumerian Goddess” theme. I wouldn’t be shocked if she had an actual goddamn costume that she wears every time she goes on the internet.

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She’s legitimately the closest thing I can think of to an IRL comic book villain.

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It’s a little chilling that the only reason her plan failed is because everyone she roped into it had exactly the correct personal flaw that would de-rail their role in the plan.

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Injection molded ABS fatigues like an old dude on a singles cruse.

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One of my friends just got hired as a taxidermist for the LANHM. I’ll let him know that he can’t slack because there’s at least one critical eye on his work.

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I like the Gem exhibit, but some of those rooms need to be laid out better.

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Isn't there a shot in the show where the gundam is drawn off-model in a way that looks very similar to this?

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“Assless” doesn’t refer to the garment, but to a specific way of wearing it. It would be more accurate to say “chaps worn in an assless fashion.”

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There are so many cool use-cases for this tech, and all of the VCs want to do with it is “let’s just destroy human dignity!”

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How does it remain so hard for people to realize machines don't 'learn' like a human. There is no intelligence or comprehension there. All these tech terms are more magic words for most people, and the industry is happy to profit off of the misconceptions.

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That sounds an awful lot like… what was her name again, “No”?

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“Immunocompromised people shouldn’t be gathering in large groups anyway” is making me cry today, man. They’re saying the quiet part out loud and the only people I see really making noise about this are those of us who will be completely shut out of public life if these bans go through

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I don’t wanna grow up, ‘cus maybe if I did I’d be constantly subjected to the horrors of late-stage capitalism.

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This is what I do after I visit Double-you-double-you-double-you-dot pornography dot-com!

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Yous sayin’ there’s been anothers boats what’s been stucks in a canals?

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“My friend is a catty two-faced asshole, but they’re only a catty two-faced asshole to people I believe deserve it” is EXACTLY how we get a Pawg Patrol.

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I’m sorry, but do people just not TALK to their friends about behavior that’s bothering them. I feel like there are better courses of action than talking shit behind someone’s back.

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Very convenient how it’s always somehow “practical” to be a big huge asshole to people for no actual discernible benefit, but it’s never “practical” to not do that

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Bigotry disguised as rationality is so 2002.

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So, I don’t exactly feel great knowing how many people on here think Ace people are 1) acceptable targets 2) perfectly disposable if you have a “good” enough justification.

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Do you need something to be mad at all the time? Want an excuse to bully people and start fights? Instead of taking this desire out on social media might I suggest an alternative: It's called your local city council meeting and we actually desperately need that energy there

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I'm one of those sick freaks that actually likes their fries, but I have to have them with those pickled chilies.

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I've been sharing this list of other creative programs for like 5 years. I actually use a handful of them and have never needed to pay to create things. Fuck AI and fuck Adobe and their wallet gouging.

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