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Juniper (She/Her)🏳️‍⚧️

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Prime Minister of the exiled government of the Hyperbolian Empire. Clearly a ridiculous person.

Juniper (She/Her)🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar Juniper (She/Her)🏳️‍⚧️ @excesshyperbole.bsky.social
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I've been using Hoopla to FINALLY go through the Lord of the Rings. Turns out those books are pretty good. Shocked!

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I hate that windows hide the "switch user" option on the start button.

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If Trump can't do a 2 minute Google to find out who is behind 2025 then he should step down as the GOP runner since he is demonstrating incapable of doing such a simple task. A president should be able to find the information before making a statement.

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Alex Blechman's avatar Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social
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July 4th is very rough on my dog (he is a royalist and considers George Washington a traitor)

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Every president should have an exit trial when they leave office. They must defend their actions and decisions in a court of law.

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I don't know how the host got to keep his job. I could barely listen to any of his interviews because of his constant "mmhmm"s

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My robo vacuum kept bumping my chair so I moved it another room and closed the door so it would leave me alone. Now it's banging on the door to be let out. CLEAN THAT ROOM FIRST!

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It was preserved in a copy of Forever Amber.

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I’m now curious about your Pibb addiction.

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They labeled the eraser in the English version.

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Comic from Pizzacake. They put out the original yesterday and then this dropped today.

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"What is the deal with all these people making copies! Also, why don't kids laugh at my 45 year old jokes about homosexuals?"

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Jerry Seinfeld is just a rich Rob Schneider.

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Goran's avatar Goran @gorangligovic.bsky.social
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Thor's helmet should emote like Asterix's, my only deeply held superhero opinion

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Rachel Lense is Professionally Curious's avatar Rachel Lense is Professionally Curious @rachellense.bsky.social
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I made this Pride flag using only NASA images and our team thought it would be cool to share on social (I work on the NASA heliophysics communications team), but it's getting all sorts of hate on the bird app and Fbook. Thought y'all might be more appreciative of it here. ☺️🏳️‍🌈💖

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A coworker brought me these trans colored flowers for pride!

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Abe Goldfarb's avatar Abe Goldfarb @abegoldfarb.bsky.social
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I think the strangulation of physical media is a huge factor in film mattering less to people. You loved some silly-ass movie? There it was on your shelf, begging for a replay. The director sat down to do commentary. Its presence in your home was tangible. Now it’s just a blip on just another app.

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✪ Shin Megami Jonathan H. Gray: VENGEANCE! ✪'s avatar ✪ Shin Megami Jonathan H. Gray: VENGEANCE! ✪ @jongraywb.bsky.social
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I love this meme to bits lol

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Glad to hear ankor is still good. Just invested in a solar battery bank for when our power goes out.

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Seeing this image always makes my nose itch, thus not unlocking my phone.

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Does mid to late 90s Excalibur count?

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ACABylon Be...'s avatar ACABylon Be... @acabylonbee.bsky.social
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(Cybertruck driver) wow they're taking a picture of me... I'm famous 😍 (Posting that picture on nextdoor) 🚨🚨Be careful, pedophile spotted in the neighborhood🚨🚨

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I have never heard of Pupusa until today and this is the second time it’s come up.

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Would there still be an abortion debate if we laid eggs like birds?

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What is this? A comic for Kandorians?

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I always felt Blink was a really bad introduction to Doctor Who. Great episode, bad introduction to the show. Dot and Bubble I feel it top Doctor Who and brilliant shows what the show is really about. Great social commentary and is so good. Comedy mixed with horror.

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Seriously! A kid who just graduated college and has no money is suppose to show up in a tailored suit? I once saw a panel of interviewers and one said with disgust how interviewee's show up in "obviously borrowed clothes".

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Al Yankovic's avatar Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social
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Thanks to all the great folks at Big Slick KC for an amazing weekend, and congratulations on raising another $3.9 million for Children's Mercy hospital in Kansas City!

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Missouri is collecting names of Trans people. It's far from done.

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❤️ Happy Pride ❤️ (I am working on a new pride piece for this year, but for now have this!)

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Happy Pride Month! 😁🫂💜💙💚💛🧡❤️ 🌈

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Another problem is because my brother was recently a MASSIVE dick I feel like I have to be extra nice, which means I have to tolerate more BS. It all just feels so exhausting already.

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Saeed Jones's avatar Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social
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I salute E. Jean Carroll and Stormy Daniels for being braver than all three branches of our government.

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Going to see family tonight. I'm still closeted to them. I've been growing my hair out some and I just know there are going to be comments. The urge to just shave my head is way to high right now.

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Christy, Butlerian Jihadist's avatar Christy, Butlerian Jihadist @birdsaredinosaurs.bsky.social
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The timeline right now looks like an Ewok party after the Death Star exploded

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