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David

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Saving my first skeet for something special

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Eye wall? More like Eye Way? Right? You get it. You get it.

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GCU Fate Amenable To Change's avatar GCU Fate Amenable To Change @jyn.dev
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draw me like one of your french girls

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He’s gotta extend that pinky a little. Show some class.

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How about you SirKier the bag homie?

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Nah, that’s his “why don’t he want me” face. And if you don’t get that reference and want to cry a little, eh… nothing. Nothing happens, just uh, you don’t get a reference.

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I was only joking but also wouldn’t be surprised if I was.

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I’m 2 out of 3 but still impressed.

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I’m sure your gullibles looks great in a negligee. Shouldn’t be a problem Koga

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Remember watching this movie with a friend circa ‘05 and we kept trying to name the sword based on its capabilities. I think we settled on the Mach 3 sword gun sword gun sheath dagger gun, or something like that. Either way, fun movie

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You pay them a lot of money, then you can’t afford to pay internet because they took your money, now you can’t watch porn… Yeah, I think it’ll work

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Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️‍🌈's avatar Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedytcooper.bsky.social
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*Mitch Hedberg voice* This used to be a drug dealer's car. It still is, but it used to be one also

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Hey man, if appreciating a pubic mounds’ otter edges is wrong, I don’t wanna disagree.

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Actually, I signed you up for both parties. It’s revenge for you-know-what.

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That’s good. You never wanna go full Hogan, brother.

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You dropping the N-word too, or nah?

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No one wants to read results. Pics or it didn’t happen.* *I believe in you bro. The first week is the hardest but you got this!

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That’s cause you’re doing it for personal gain. That’s stupid. Put on some yoga pants, prop that phone up in a way to where you can fight with anyone who walks in front of it, and upload your “progress” to the gram. Not for yourself, FOR THE CLICKS!

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As long as you don’t fill ‘em with whatever it was Lance Armstrong filled his with…

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I will now weep every TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY

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Congratulations on a deep cut that cut deep into my memories as well as my emotions

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🎶 THE NBAAAA 🎶 IS *NO LONGER* IN THE HOOOUSE 🎶 IN TBS OR TNTTTT, HIT IT VINCE! *Vince Carter cries*

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The clock is ticking until the first person gets canceled from Bluesky DMs, exciting times to live in!

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I got your back and all, but watch out for them limit breaks

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*SNL’s Will Ferrell’s Harry Caray’s voice* Or hey, how about you set that baby up and find out where that water is coming from.

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Type out a 10 page essay on why it’s better now than it has been for over 20+ years but ultimately that’s my opinion and if you’re not feeling it, that’s ok.

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But in terms of the actual product, once HHH took over creative for WWE, the product got a lot more serious and consistent. 5 years ago, a story could start on Monday and be forgotten by Friday. Now, a minor appearance in a background could become a major plot point in 6 months. I could easily…

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Alright, so half joking but not joking at all… Yes, wrestling is on year 4ish of a renaissance ON SCREEN. However, most of the fun comes from what happens off screen. Like picking a side between WWE and AEW, why is this wrestler getting a run over that wrestler, I heard *blank* is hurt/faking hurt.

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Mayochup must choose a side when things go down between mayonnaise and ketchup. George Wallace guest stars in a very special episode MAYOCHUP!

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That’s cute, but I’m saving my first dm for a very special someone that has no idea who I am and definitely doesn’t wanna look at the pictures I’m trying to send. If you catch my drift. (That could mean anything)

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He threw a baby penguin off a ledge and didn’t show anything. He feels NOTHING

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The other 10% can be solved by everyone listening to me

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I bought this shirt around 2002. I guess it no longer applies

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Maladroithe's avatar Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social
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I looked it up and this is apparently true: Warren Beatty produces a couple of schlocky, low-budget short form films every handful of years so he can keep the rights to Dick Tracy as a Fuck You to the studios who fucked his beloved project from the get-go

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Brooks and Dunn tour with Larry the Cable Guy. Brooks and Git ‘er Dunn tour. Is this anything?

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Gotta disagree here. I used to work out often and it hurt my lungs. 2/5 stars. Wouldn’t recommend

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This is why I can’t believe everything on the internet. Now I’ll never be able to sacrifice a virgin.

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What’s your best cinematic experience? A Quiet Place mostly because it was so quiet in the theater and it felt like everyone would try to chew quietly as if the aliens could hear us.

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