Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedytcooper.bsky.social

*Mitch Hedberg voice* This used to be a drug dealer's car. It still is, but it used to be one also

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Jay @templinjay.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 03:20 UTC

#CivilAssetForfeitureIsTheft

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Ru’etha Dreams of Healing (she/her) @ruetha.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 19:24 UTC

You can tell they’re dealers because they can spell.

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wildmonkeysects™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 04:53 UTC

Steady supply for the Men in Blue to confiscate and, er dispose of, in a free market kind of way.

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Delbert Grady Seasons @delbertgseasons.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 01:03 UTC

Tulsa Police Arrest this man He sells the drugs You can take his car

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@johnwkelly.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 23:16 UTC

Cops are the worst street pirates and criminal gang members of all. Not only will they take your shit, they will shot you in the back claiming fear for their cowardly little selves.... and get away with it.

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@waterloo45.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 03:44 UTC

Another police stolen vehicle

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Lauren McKenzie [free 🇵🇸] @themckenziest.gay [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 00:58 UTC

HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA

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Chris Moore @mutualismecology.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 19:50 UTC

Winner of today’s internet 🤣

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Charter School Abolitionist @maniccage.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 11:31 UTC

I wish I could seize property over misuse of title case

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Possum Punks @possumpunks.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 22:58 UTC

"We pretended to smell weed so we could do a civil forfeiture. "

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Trapped in a Suburban Hellhole @carljanderson.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 01:46 UTC

I'm sure it was only confiscated after the white cociane dealer was convicted and sent to prison, and had to pay some of the fine with the car, not some black guy with an ounce of weed and lost to civil asset forfeiture laws.

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KINOPTIKA🐍 Mx 🍉 @kinoptika.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 20:08 UTC

So, we all get a cut of the drugs?

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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 20:09 UTC

Escalade of course

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ə Schwa @schwa.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 01:36 UTC

End civil asset forfeiture

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Casey Wagner @cannibal.holiday [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 19:30 UTC

When you look up the bust PR photo, and it's 4 grams of weed, a BB gun, and $57 in small bills and change.

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<🇵🇸rockos semicharmed kind of life (oh baby oh baby)>🇦🇲 @badposter.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 20:54 UTC

Idk where the audio of this lives, but comedian Todd glass does a pitch fucking perfect impression of Rodney dangerfield doing Mitch Hedberg and it’s the funniest fucking thing

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FatGuyOnABike🔒 @fgoaborg.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 20:52 UTC

Why did the Tulsa Police hate small businesses and entrepreneurship?

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