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battery acid chugger
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Can't go out this week because mercury is in retrograde and pussy is in scarmophogoghs.
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poet, game dev, retired movie extra, fundamentally good person they/them
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battery acid chugger
@rotbrains.bsky.social
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Can't go out this week because mercury is in retrograde and pussy is in scarmophogoghs.
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Conscious thought haver
@funnyposts.online
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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs
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i think that someone on this website would be a good president
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counterDARVOing the sandwich shop guy
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mr. cannoli
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they should make a energy shot called 5 hour crap and it makes you crap for 5 hours
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Conscious thought haver
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im runnign for president. my platform is that i want to get fingerblasted behind a 7-11
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Dead Iverson
@deadiverson.bsky.social
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7-11 is more important than the US government
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@holybible.bsky.social
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I wish jim kimmel & everyone on tv was dead
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please don't DM me to tell me i'm not funny. i'm literally on a list called "Funny"
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@holybible.bsky.social
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Swallowing air bubbles so i can burp on my lawyer lol
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i think sandwiches should cost more
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(too deep in the situation to be objective) here's what i think
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be on the look out for "birthday gifts", a classic mutual aid scam
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i hate learning. im like The Joker of learning
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(journalist looking at an empty parking lot) Nobody Wants To Park Anymore
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I'd like to take full and personal responsibility for every dumbass on this website saying stupid shit
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yeah, i think its a label about what appeals to you
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CHOAM Nomsky ๐ญ
@thielman.bsky.social
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yes, we boiled the planet, but it was worth it to make a machine that, instead of adding two plus two, takes the statistical average of every answer to questions containing "what" "is" "two" and "plus" from a database of illegal cell phone transcripts and returns a fake nude pic of a high schooler
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rare body oils
@rarebodyoils.bsky.social
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12/02/2001 18:00:06
๐when i go outside the sunshine is my girlfriend #difference
๐ช ๐๐ฑ๐ฒ๐ผ๐น๐ฎ๐ป ๐ฏ๐ป๐ธ๐ถ ๐ช ๐ฐ๐ต๐ช๐ผ๐ผ ๐ป๐ธ๐ผ๐ฎ.....
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Conscious thought haver
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(suddenly awakening from my dream, realizing that the life i thought i led was a lie) oh,
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im crazy bitch
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i could care less. there's always room for improvement
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@bskyttrpg.bsky.social duel @farnerb0cken.bsky.social 5 gold
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gorlock
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Once you learn about eggs you'll start noticing them everywhere
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if u look like this text me immediately
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we all have to face our fears one day.
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ok
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melted computer
@meltedcomputer.bsky.social
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(emerging from a bog) am i good enough
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๐
@nycguidovoice.bsky.social
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Iโm voting for whichever president can bounce on the most dick
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short for Billings Eilish
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@bskyttrpg.bsky.social stats
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im sorry
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@bskyttrpg.bsky.social duel @pucksarcana.bsky.social 2 gold
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Conscious thought haver
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im the Investigator ๐ watch out lol
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Ahhhhh
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Interesting opinion. Can I study you
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Conscious thought haver
@funnyposts.online
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does my work have artistic value: no. do i have value as a person: no. third thing to make the joke seem balanced and thought out: no
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(sweetly) does anyone want some cucumber water
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nobody listens to me but that's okay. because i;m evil
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Gay Bitterskeets
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Conscious thought haver
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yo soy dumbass
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i only delete my posts because i'm 100% trustworthy
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being fat is good now
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if he doestn have sex with me im killing myself
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Conscious thought haver
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i just need a red keycard. or a blue keycard. i forget
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not in general . just within 25km of me
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where are they hiding the gay fat boys
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legendary back half on this album fr fr
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need crotchgoblins from a guy who looks like nick frost
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