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extremely funny that they managed to badly fuck up the syntax while trying to make an unfunny joke about biden having dementia, though

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Getaway Cat's avatar Getaway Cat @kduffy.bsky.social
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They have gotten notably worse, which is incredible since they were previously owned by private equity

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Megaweapon's avatar Megaweapon @megaweapon5.bsky.social
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Do they even bother with going after Trump anymore or is it entirely “I hate Biden” when it isn’t “I hate the Polish”?

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I legitimately took a few tries to read that. At least it's not more anti polish racism?

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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE's avatar GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com
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this is like me telling a joke about someone slamming their dick in a car door but slamming my own dick in a car door before i get to the punchline

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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE's avatar GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com
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boomer ass fucking website

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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE's avatar GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com
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how does a nominally professional comedy operation step on their own joke in a fucking instagram post

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www.theonion.com/democratic-a...

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Amanda Smith's avatar Amanda Smith @amandasmith.bsky.social
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Where’s that AI app that condenses books because this Onion joke needs it

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Stefan D.'s avatar Stefan D. @s3rp86.bsky.social
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I've been incredibly convinced alot of people including writers do not read anything they've written before pressing send . ( i do it too at sometimes ) You read that sentence out loud just in your head and you feel something is wrong with it . English isn't even my first language and i can see it

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Ellz's avatar Ellz @ellz.bsky.social
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I usually like Onion but piling on what the bad guys feed off of is shit

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Tam 🗳☑️'s avatar Tam 🗳☑️ @zammer.bsky.social
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The Onion has been shit his entire term.

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