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Surprised Eel Historian, PhD

@greenleejw.bsky.social

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Surprised historian, not surprised eels.

Doctor of medieval history. Talking about eels, maps, the Spaniel, and funny things kids say.

Custom maps on commission:
surprisedeelmaps.com/


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Worth it

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This is a hell of a thing to wake up to

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It’s like teaching. Start with your learning outcomes — what do you want the interviewer to take away from the conversation — and make sure your answers steer towards those goals.

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Thank you. I was inspired

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Ha!

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I'm sayin...

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Your perception isn't slipping! He surely left me sauce for dipping.

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I've written a ballad about the experience, because such an event requires original doggerel.

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I’m up to the challenge

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Curses!

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I just adopted a plate full of chicken nuggets. I’m at a coffee shop & there was a family eating dinner from Wendy’s on the patio by me. They had to go, and couldn’t carry their leftovers home on their ATVs. So now I’m the proud parent of 9, no…8. No, wait…7 nuggets.

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That's not pickles...

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An autopsy? Can't we just assume Old Age as the cause of death by now?

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There aren't any rivers on the map, which makes it harder for the eels to show up at all

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My other favorite map that I've drawn this month: this one is for a fantasy world that my client uses as a base for their writing. Before you ask: an invisible barrier stands between the verdant south and the black sand desert of the north, cutting a sharp line across the world.

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The Horn of Helm Hammerhand shall sound once more as a beep

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Shadowfax, ford of all horses

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I don’t know! I haven’t read it

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it is, according to the folks I've read, the only place on the planet with precisely this kind of crater. and of course there's a major battle fought there.

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Right? I hadn't know about it before, either

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It's been a quite mapsome month, and I thought I'd share one of my favorites that I've done. This is a map of The Nördlinger Ries impact crater, for @profgabriele.com and @lollardfish.bsky.social 's forthcoming book, "Oathbreakers."

It's the first time I've drawn a topographical map like this.

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Fishing, of course! It is, tbf, harder now than it used to be

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The origin of the term isn’t chest, but my best understanding is that 25 eels was probably about s as many eels as you could thread on a stick for smoking (mostly eel-rents were paid in smoked eels). And over time that became a standard unit.

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It is. She did a great job

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It's fine. It's just a medievalist's reflex. Flung rhetoric aside, I'm very much with you

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But I thought you valued expertise, no? And despaired at uninformed people making judgements about things they don’t understand? Perhaps I misunderstood.

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As soon as you delve into it

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Public policy set by “I did my own research” judges. Fuck.

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That’s a good article. She did a nice job. It was a thing! A big part of my doctoral dissertation involved pulling that story together

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My man...medieval thinkers were generally *way* better at this sort of thing than modern jurists.

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Eel-rents in medieval England became less common over the centuries, but didn't completely disappear for a long time. In 1572, for example, Gilbert Attwell rented a water mill in Brambridge from the High Sheriff of Hampshire for 41s 6d each year, as well as 125 eels (5 sticks). 🗃️🧪

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Or a historian, fwiw

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Gotta keep labor in place, and let money travel seamlessly. That’s the goal.

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You can’t forget things from Home Depot if you don’t go.

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Cool! Thanks for sharing

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Thank you! I'm tickled

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It’s me, quoted in The New Yorker, like I know what I’m talking about. Oh, the places my very weird dissertation has taken me!

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The pre-modern English didn't have a monopoly on eel metaphors. The French had some awesome ones, too! My favorite is this enjoyable expression that means to try to do something impossible: "rompre l'anguille au genou" -- to break an eel over your knee (like a stick). 🗃️🧪

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That’s a good book in a lot of ways, though the history in it is kinda iffy. Eventually, I’ll get my book written!

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The sunset tonight. SMH.

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Utah: home of the Ladder-Day Saints

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Seems like it ought to be

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Pray for squids, and the gods respond

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