Just Some Weirdo π΅πΈ
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I'm just an asshole in a white linen suit, sitting in a hot tub by the ocean at dawn. They/Them
Just Some Weirdo π΅πΈ
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For this photo
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Just Some Weirdo π΅πΈ
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Neighborhood babies update
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Joe biden doesn't even need to do an official act here he could just have the secret service no-knock this guy's house for counterfeiting
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Sir Keith's glorious resurgent landslide labor party got half a million fewer votes than Jeremy Corbyn's decrepit, miserable failure of a labour party got in 2019
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Honestly if we were gonna give one mediocre taco chain a go at the bigs I think it should be Taco Cabana, for having the audacity to ask "what if you could buy booze at Taco Bell?"
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Here's another guy I think the president could stand to do a bunch of official acts to.
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Torchy's are well described as "maybe the fourth best white people tacos in Houston" and while their expansion nationwide would be a step up, it would almost certainly be accompanied by a hype build that I already am finding myself hating. Line going around the block on Williamsburg type situation
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Yeah at this point I see more truck flag arrays in Manhattan than anywhere else, as guys drive in to freak the libs or whatever
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I've never been more confident of anything than this guy having a hard drive with double digit terabytes of anime child pornography.
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The Gaiman stuff is gross but I saw a bunch of people accusing him of "grooming" a, like, 23 year old and no. Stop that. That's not what that word means
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juno. stump ($190/$250)
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R A T B EE F
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It's honestly hilarious that Starmers labour got less vote than Corbyn did in 2019, despite the fact that half of the labour elites were in open rebellion and teling people to vote tory and libdem
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In 2021, even, most of these small towns had some place that was completely papered with unhinged trump shit, now none of them do.
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For all the doom and gloom about Biden, I drove through, like, thirty different jersey shore suburbs yesterday to visit family for the fourth and didn't see a single trump lawn sign, which is a portent.
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I mean he employs it on most holidays. He knows when he's got a hit
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Tbh that's entirely in keeping with the "happy holidays to the haters and losers" style
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AndrΓ© Greppi | DRES13
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Finally finished this one
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TrickyC (he/him)
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I wanna be critically clear: this whole account's deal is an amazingly beautiful simpsons assassin AU, and has less than 300 followers: unserious website, you know nothing of art
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Polar is the second best but it is simply not in the same league as topo chico
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They're gonna be so fucking proud of that, too
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Increasingly funny that of the few remaining guys in sff without allegations, two of them are Phil Foglio and Piers Anthony
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Listen, I'm gonna be straight with you, your choices are "inbred pedophile racist", "oi, mistah!", and "Keith" so take your pick of those
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Adam Jay
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Itβs amazing how poorly Labour consistently does in England. Perfidious Albion.
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer
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jacob rees-mogg has to lose while standing next to a guy wearing a baked beans-themed balaclava
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Dan OβSullivan
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There is a 7 foot tall guy behind Rishi Sunak who likely ran for office just to be able to hold a printed out L behind him during his concession speech.
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Uk elections are great fun because you get to see a whole host of guys that were made and named by a stoned guy working in the Skyrim character creator
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Jam Dad, Triumphant
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I think "assume deer dead" about once a day
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Anya Taylor-Ham
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look if this country is going to have insane authoritarian leaders can we at least get one with a little showmanship
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I don't think this would actually move the needle but I do think it would prompt some guys in wraparound sunglasses to attempt a response diss track and I find that idea hilarious
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Has anyone considered sending the unsealed Epstein documents to Kendrick and letting politics sort themselves out
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A thing I do think, though, is that it the movers and shakers in the democrats seriously approached rfk with an offer to be the candidate he would immediately snap back to Generic Democrat.
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This dude would be an excellent choice to do an official act on
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Patrick Cosmos
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[waking up every day with my memory gone Memento style and seeing the New York Times openly express their politics they have always explicitly had] what!!
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Like you could sort of tell they had sifted through a few to find the nicest looking one to put out in the showroom and even still, it was kinda rough.
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I did a gig at a Tesla showroom a while back and they had one there and there was a guy who came by every half hour with a spray bottle of alcohol and a microfiber rag to keep it from looking like shit, and it still didn't look great, even as the showroom model
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Just saw my first Cybertruck in the wild and man it looked like shit. Discoloration and water spots everywhere, even from about 100 feet
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The sensation of centrists and liberals coming around to the left wing idea 5-10 years too late for it to matter, e.g. rbg should retire in 2013, after spending the intervening time screaming at anyone who suggested it, and then acting like they believed it all along. That one really fuckin chaps
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Katie Tightpussy
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the thing about being a leftist and being always right is that there is actually no feeling of "i told you so" satisfaction because the things we're right about tend to be things like "ratfucking for joe biden in 2020 will give us trump in 2024" which sucks and everyone got mad at us for saying that
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Uniqlo sold this on a tank top for a while and it was my go-to patriotic holiday shirt until it got too ratty to exist
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Chris Petkus
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βAmerican Flag, 1977,β by Robert Mappelthorpe.
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My job should be that I go to a big hall and people can pay a couple bucks to watch me eat a whole watermelon
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Live Action Bondage Fairies Move To Paramount Plus [[ ad blocked ]] Live Action Bondage Fairies Now Paramount Plus. Willem Dafoe, Jonah Hill Voice Wonderful CG Bugs And Insects. Stand By For More BFairy Report. Comments Register - Log In anonymous they can get fucked for ruining halo
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Rfk/Eric Adams unity ticket
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Can't stress enough that these guys all disappear if you can make them fear for their lives
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I came into this one knowing that I'd spend half the show crying and I was correct
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John Leavitt
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βYou merely fell out of the coconut treeβ
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Jesus Christ. Holy shit. Fuck me.
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Almost unreal how laser targeted to me this is. I'll show up for anything that's a lighting-forward dance show. And then this! One of the albums that made me gay!
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