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But his aging is accelerating, implying a heretofore unknown local spacetime warp around him personally
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One of the hosts of a comedy cryptozoology podcast that is on indefinite hiatus. Once upon a time, we made fun of cryptids every week or so.
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But his aging is accelerating, implying a heretofore unknown local spacetime warp around him personally
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Yeah, but he won't
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Being a straight cis dude I kinda gave them the benefit of the doubt when I first heard about them but "back to the land" type shit always rubs me the wrong way regardless of who's doing it. I'm of the opinion that civilization is good, actually
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This is the tradcath weirdo whom the @nytimes.com is publishing to tell you not to vote.
You should not listen to him. Instead, you should shove his ass into a locker and burn the entire campus containing said locker to the ground. (The campus is Hillsdale)
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@bskyttrpg.bsky.social reroll
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Holy shit, Myrdene Anderson. I took a bunch of her classes and hung out at her house in college. We were close. If I showed up tomorrow after almost 15 years she wouldn't bat an eyelash. She is the very definition of eccentric and that weirdness is exactly what I would expect her to say.
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They're definitely big fans of police-state fiefdoms.
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It's possible that William Tecumseh Sherman was a psychopath, but damned if he didn't have the right idea.
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Johnny PayPal with "For Profit Prison Blues"
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Johnny Patreon with his hit "Ring of LEDs"
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Clearly I meant "final battle"
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And then the final batter is between two mothers who just wanted to protect their children!
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I am a big fan of the Aliens director's cut, since it restores the frankly crucial context that Ripley had a daughter who aged and died while she was in cryosleep. Suddenly her attachment to Newt has more meaning and the movie has a subtext that the theatrical cut lacked.
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"Consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds" for elder millennials = "Lord I fucking hate PewDiePie so fucking much but if I could scream at video games for 8 figures a year, fuck yes I would"
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I sometimes think about guillotines. Then I remember I have a mortgage. Sometimes at DnD night when we pretend to be elves and dwarves we also fantasize about guillotines. Then we remember that we all have mortgages and most of us have kids.
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Sen. Gogurt taking notes on a criminal conspiracy
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the conservative theory of law in one headline
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Mad Jack Churchill had to be a nerd. There's no way a guy fights Nazis with a claymore and a longbow if he's not a nerd.
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Hell, I explained this opinion to my dad who has an MBA and loves capitalism and he agreed, too.
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I would argue that people who understand "business" don't understand much at all, because "business" is not one single thing. They just got an MBA, the world's most useless and bullshit graduate degree, and think they can run any organization anytime anywhere.
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I have seen this dozens of times and I still laugh out loud every time. youtu.be/HH9MQmMtilU?...
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I was watching The Acolyte instead of the debate, but I had a friend describing it to me via text, and the second he described Trump's performance I said "Oh, a Gish Gallop." This shit ain't hard, people.
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As an educator, I've had to bite my tongue so many times over the last year when other educators start talking sincerely about the "applications" of AI in the classroom. I just want to smack them in the nose with a rolled up newspaper and say "No! Bad! Don't buy the hype!"
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Jessica, Kait's Wife 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
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For the coming week
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Consent manufacturing machine go brrrrrrr
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Also this
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I once saw OK Computer described as (IIRC) "45 minutes of cyborg farts" and that about sums up my feelings on them
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According to what I read on Wikipedia you may just have firsthand knowledge here
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As someone who does in fact think vibes are overrated, what a garbage fucking take
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Fuck off, I main finance guy
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And let's not even talk about the fucking Ultimates.
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It's gotta be that. Bear on the flag, bears in the Castro.
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Oh, no shit?
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BRB gonna start a GoFundMe to build a giant blender
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David_j_roth
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Harnessing the awesome power of AI to generate possible future use cases for AI that could conceivably justify the fact that it causes global ocean levels to rise a quarter of an inch every week just from the emissions attached to generating images of progressively bustier waifus.
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Revolution X featuring Aerosmith is the bar you'd have to clear, and that's basically impossible
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This is one of the things that makes Weird Al a savant. He takes songs (largely) written like this and then has to backfill the melody with words the exact same way, and he never misses.
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These “we did a trial run of UBI and all the statistics show that it really helped in every way, now the trial is over and we’ll do nothing with that info” tests are really starting to feel like those Flat Earthers proving the earth is a globe with science and then ignoring their own findings videos
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One thing I think the pro-crowd AI crowd doesn’t understand is that actual writers enjoy the act of writing. They don’t find it tedious, they *like* solving the problems it entails.
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True as it ever was.
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Yeah, but why save people when you can make them miserable and/or kill them?
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My dad's youngest sister, my very favorite aunt, died of ovarian cancer. She had actually beaten it once, but it came raging back. She was barely into her 40s. When I fantasize about finding a genie and getting 3 wishes, one is always "no more cancer in humans or domesticated animals."
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And doesn't Harker specifically mention that he has hairy palms?
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That's one of the great things about Castlevania: in Bloodlines on the Genesis, one of the playable characters is Quincy's son.
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It's sad how many folks from our blogrolls are just gone. I connected with Bronze Dog in Quora DMs years ago, but he went silent. Matt the Pooflinger disappeared. Stupid Evil Bastard Les Jenkins died a while back. I'm also really good friends still with Tom Foss from Dubito Ergo Sum, so that's nice.
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Me too! When I was in grad school he sent me some tracks that never made it onto an album because Labeled broke up. They were also awesome.
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There's some good stuff in there, though! lifeguardingthegenepool.blogspot.com?m=1
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Man, now I'm getting nostalgic. I'm still really good friends with Rockstar Ryan, and in 2017 we decided we missed blogging and started a new one. We were intentionally aping the 2% style to fill a void online and in our hearts. It lasted 12 posts before we ran out of gas.
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