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Steamboat Hedgie

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I ❤ rhythm games and ranked ballots. I fix 💻. He/him. Avatar modified from Hypo_Thermic. The dead acct on Twitter with the same handle is also me.

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Most crossword builders: are proud when they make a hidden theme that covers four of the clues Randall:

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Katie Tightpussy's avatar Katie Tightpussy @juicysteak117.gay
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patreon continually getting worse frustrates me greatly because it's literally a money printing middle-man service where all you've gotta do is keep the lights on and comply with banking laws, but instead they hoover up venture capital just to flail endlessly and make things worse for their users.

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The.Simpsons.s4e12.Marge.vs.the.Abigail.avi's avatar The.Simpsons.s4e12.Marge.vs.the.Abigail.avi @popeguilty.bsky.social
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Somebody pointed out that "Croque Monsieur" is just French for "Mister Crunchy" and I

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WildGorillaMan's avatar WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social
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You had me at “exceedingly dry in-jokes for recherché subcultures”

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Anya Taylor-Ham's avatar Anya Taylor-Ham @griph.bsky.social
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look if this country is going to have insane authoritarian leaders can we at least get one with a little showmanship

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Would also solve the card shark vs card sharp debacle

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Royotathon🚘's avatar Royotathon🚘 @royotathon.bsky.social
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you expect ME to pay bills? me. a former baby. you sound insane right now.

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Neil Stenhouse's avatar Neil Stenhouse @nstenhouse.bsky.social
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I have been saying since February that major media are 100% devoted to But Her Emails 2, but I didnt imagine it would get this bad. The day after SCOTUS stops the law applying to Trump, we have to scroll thru 4 fucking top stories on “Biden old” & an ad before getting to anything on SCOTUS decision

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conor's avatar conor @coneg.bsky.social
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i cannot stress how relieving it is to see the president of a major creative tech company like nintendo voice concerns about generative ai and say they’re not interested

www.tweaktown.com/news/99109/n...

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Steamboat Hedgie's avatar Steamboat Hedgie @steamboathedgie.bsky.social
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In all seriousness, credit where credit is due; telling me to switch away from Windows in favour of Linux at the slightest provocation is a pretty good mindset.

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Shout out to Microsoft and laptop manufacturers for removing that pesky right-side Ctrl key and replacing it with a CoPilot key. Boiling the planet to produce wrong answers confidently definitely needs its own dedicated key and I think we were all getting sick of not needing two hands to C+A+D

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Gretchen Leigh's avatar Gretchen Leigh @famiconsumer.com
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*Sega Rally navigator voice*

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Today my Windows 10 home PC's sign-in wallpaper was a variation of the default Windows 11 desktop wallpaper and I was spooked until I got to see my taskbar

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Fidel Destro's avatar Fidel Destro @fideldestro.bsky.social
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Messing around with Blender 4.2 beta this morning, and accidentally/on purpose making some airbrushed '80s binder cover art.

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Josh Gondelman's avatar Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social
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“You have the morals of an alley cat,” is like something you sing about the Grinch.

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secondlina // Lord of Crows's avatar secondlina // Lord of Crows @secondlina.bsky.social
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Low poly goth boi

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Thank digital piracy and torrents in particular for fighting against this.

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Bo Thompson's avatar Bo Thompson @gaudipern.bsky.social
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So many people see this and get a moment of amusement and surprise but never think more about it: This is all of ancient history and archaeology: All of the fatty nooks and crannies lost to the decay of time until we take what remains and reimagine it as a leaner, purpose-built, brutal existence.

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Steamboat Hedgie's avatar Steamboat Hedgie @steamboathedgie.bsky.social
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It's here we introduce a new poster called Punkass Man. Their real handle is PSlayer22 but their moniker was earned by using the term "Punkass", always capitalized, always one word, to describe no fewer than 28 other posters on the thread over 39 uses (bar chart appears)

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Peter's avatar Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social
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if we had caught wind of Saddam’s Republican Guard doing shit like this even once it would have been paraded across the evening news repeatedly as proof of the regime’s brutality and a justification for war

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Evil Clone Captain gets figured out by the crew after going six hours without making a Heiankyo Alien reference

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Pablo Hidalgo's avatar Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social
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Been revisiting all Star Wars stories from the start (it's a hobby) and just finished 1983. In these first few years of the saga, Princess Leia has been captured 22 times and Luke has crashed a vehicle 17 times. A bad feeling has been had 11 times. This is a totally normal pastime to have.

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C: Imagine staying in Gotham with all that money. He must really care about the people here B: His manor is really nice, he probably doesn't want to move C: That's true, sir. It took 6 hours to clean out my basement for my move. Looking at that manor's foundations, that's probably it

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Stella's avatar Stella @antlervel.vet
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BATMAN: This is where I watched my parents die, Columbo COLUMBO: This is where you watched your parents die? Now that is interesting, sir, very interesting, because I talked to the usher at the theatre from that night, and he doesn’t remember you being there at all

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Steamboat Hedgie's avatar Steamboat Hedgie @steamboathedgie.bsky.social
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So is Jeff a hero here? Something the philosophers of the world have been chewing on for a while, no doubt.

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Steamboat Hedgie's avatar Steamboat Hedgie @steamboathedgie.bsky.social
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I've been meaning to see the Apple film to see how it contrasts with Gaming Historian's video on it (also recommended!). Historian's is documentary-style with just a few quotes voice acted, so while I enjoy it, the Apple one is probably more "fun". youtu.be/_fQtxKmgJC8?...

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"There is an imposter Among Us" Every single person on this site (we all have imposter syndrome):

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Bluesky resident Jon Bois has a nice video on 24 and near the end goes into how creeped out some of the actors were about right-wing politicians celebrating it. That said, I don't remember Kiefer specifically being mentioned in that part. youtu.be/_P52G4Kyq5M?...

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lacey's avatar lacey @byelacey.bsky.social
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boomer opinion: i hate that menus at fast food places are now on tv screens please let me see a static menu no i’m not ready to order your menu just flipped to an ad and i lost my place

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Mahna-mahnanymous's avatar Mahna-mahnanymous @mahnanymous.bsky.social
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Surprised to read, in his obituary, that Donald Sutherland was never even *nominated* for an Academy Award. If that's not an indictment of the Oscars, I don't know what is

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I would say that anyone trying to post "ding ding" or "this is the right answer" or one of these gifs should get a pop-up explaining how ❤️s work but deep down I know it wouldn't stop 'em

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