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@grumblegutz.bsky.social

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former pizza delivery boy (she/they) 🏳️‍⚧️

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filling my dumb brain with melatonin

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shaving my head wouldn’t fix me, but maybe box bleach will

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nah man, calling you “pussy” wasn’t misogynist. it’s short for “pusillanimous”

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isekai me to the moon let me play among the stars

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it didn’t even hurt, i’m good at giving shots

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I have that thing where when i smoke cilantro it taste like soap

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it’s probably fine to just leave this until they complain right?

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i don’t think so, i’ve been looking into it and nothing comes up. but i hope you’re ok and i’m excited for you!

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turning my brain on and off to see if it stops running YouAreAGirl.exe. it was buried in folders, escaped the recycle bin, and has taken over

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shuck me. crack me open and slurp my goopy internls

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we should have 360 million supreme court justices

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i’ll never forgive Oswald for stealing my kill

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you could’ve paid someone $30k to restomod a classic and have enough left over to do nearly anything with

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i transplanted a couple wild strawberries and left em on my mom’s porch for a day, forgetting they were taken from under a tree they’re inside after having their leaves burnt off

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when we lost pop up headlights we lost part of ourselves

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i hope when he dies from a hgh-induced heart attack they change its name to eX (formerly known as X, formerly known as Twitter)

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listened to Tiptoe Thru’ the Tulips while driving and it made me feel like Ed Gein. sorry Tiny Tim

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watching the birds get in a little more playtime before it’s fully dark

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i think it does. pink and green have always been the harder part of color matching for me though

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today i received a vial of estradiol. i forgot to buy needles so i drank it like a nip

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Emad Saad ✌🇵🇸 🍉 's avatar Emad Saad ✌🇵🇸 🍉 @imad3.bsky.social
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Hi dear friends I hope all doing well

We are very close to 6k almost there nothing left
So please let's finish this step so we can get another by your kind help and your generous

Thank you all 🙏

gofund.me/a216f8d8

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feeling better today, we really do gotta remember to eat

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dance? no i live my life in such a way that the fact that you asked me that is a failure on my part

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i write sins not tragedies is funny cuz like why does he give a shit

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hot allostatic loading a gun to shoot myself with

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the shithead urge to obliterate everything in my life

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i need to cry while a pretty girl holds me and says “it’ll be ok”

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i think talk therapy might be a benefit to me at this current point in my life but i would rather gnaw off my own leg than experience the process of attempting to find a therapist

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i am like a cybertruck in that i am ugly, useless and there's really no point in my existence

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Beautiful patience, may God help us. May God compensate us with good.. We were hoping to return from the tents to our home, but unfortunately the house destroyed 💔😭

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why would i bother with makeup when i can contour the bones themselves

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