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Haus of Decline

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Spirit's avatar Spirit @spiritsong711.bsky.social
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I have dead people in my bones.Does thay make me the living dead? Do I have 2 birth charts? Will the planets ever be able to locate me again?

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Tank's avatar Tank @lordtank.bsky.social
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FUCKING METAL!

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duckfarts's avatar duckfarts @duckfarts.bsky.social
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p metal album cover

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thadeus's avatar thadeus @thadeusk.bsky.social
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Poor Torvald. His time had come, and now his guitar player Magnus will write a song about him exploding in an MRI machine entitled 'Magnetic Resonance Implosion of Skeletal Remains.'

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An Gremlin's avatar An Gremlin @angremlin.bsky.social
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Alternate ending: "You have mercury poisoning"

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an arch on's avatar an arch on @anarchonbury.bsky.social
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I swear, this is because you saw the lawsuit against the anal plug manufacturer from the guy who wore a "100% silicon" butt plug into an MRI, isn't it?

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Grave Dohl's avatar Grave Dohl @letsdestroy.bsky.social
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Saying "MRI machine" is redundant because the M stands for machine.

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A guy.'s avatar A guy. @ahumbleman.bsky.social
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Big oof

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Robot Monkey Pants's avatar Robot Monkey Pants @robotmonkypants.bsky.social
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This may or may not be an urban legend

healthimaging.com/topics/medic...

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Mach's avatar Mach @machminotaur.bsky.social
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hell yeah

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Narset saw the TV glow's avatar Narset saw the TV glow @narset.jeskai.pro
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me on friday

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It's KFG!'s avatar It's KFG! @kungfugrip.bsky.social
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*Nathan explosion voice* Brutal.

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GenXer 4 Meh's avatar GenXer 4 Meh @genxy67.bsky.social
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A Manly Mullins in Texas's avatar A Manly Mullins in Texas @amullinstx.bsky.social
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Spoilers for X-men 97

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Dani's avatar Dani @danipesadelo.bsky.social
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Reminds me of when I got my nipples pierced and it was very recent so I couldn't remove them and I had an MRI to do. I was 99.99% sure it was titanium, therefore it wasn't magnetic. but that 0.01% chance I had been duped made me NERVOUS.

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Fandango 's avatar Fandango @fantango.bsky.social
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RIP Torvald, he died like he lived

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Ahstaphon the Ocelot's avatar Ahstaphon the Ocelot @ahstaphon-tsd.bsky.social
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If anything, that death was pretty metal

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Andagail 's avatar Andagail @andagail.bsky.social
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Oops

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Willow By The River's avatar Willow By The River @geometer.bsky.social
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The most metal way to die

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Slime Sommelier's avatar Slime Sommelier @gladtepes.bsky.social
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Heard the Deus Ex death sound in my head when I was reading that last panel

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🦾 Fit⁷ 💎 Cogito Ergo Cum 💅 chronic (iTH)'s avatar 🦾 Fit⁷ 💎 Cogito Ergo Cum 💅 chronic (iTH) @fit7.bsky.social
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And that's how the man who invented Linux, Left this beautiful world behind

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HPAlpha's avatar HPAlpha @hpalpha.bsky.social
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has this ever happened to wolverine?

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Ryusui's avatar Ryusui @theryusui.bsky.social
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for some reason it's funny to me to imagine that this process is painful and graphic but inexplicably not lethal to the guy he just...goes through it every time he has an MRI freaking out the hospital staff, who then have to clean up the gore and viscera for the next patient

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 ᖇ. ᑕYᗷEᖇ KᖇOᑭᑌᑎKTIᑎ's avatar ᖇ. ᑕYᗷEᖇ KᖇOᑭᑌᑎKTIᑎ @sababylon.bsky.social
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Jiffy Pop'd

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Steffen Mxyzptlk's avatar Steffen Mxyzptlk @legoversum.bsky.social
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Lobo can regenerate!

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