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Hazard Hostile
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He's so handsome
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Hazard Hostile
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He's so handsome
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Hazard Hostile
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Pretty sure the purple vampire is the one who counts
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Hazard Hostile
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I quite like drawing using it, but good god trying to do ANYTHING with text in there is an absolute nightmare
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Hazard Hostile
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The Invader Zim episode Tak, The Hideous New Girl falls into this category (although despite Tak never returning, her ship does play a role in a later episode)
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Hazard Hostile
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Have we thought about painting a realistic vagina on a wall so when Donald Trump attempts to rape it he inflicts massive blunt force trauma on his genitals and bleeds out
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Hazard Hostile
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I thought it was that bit in Lars Von Trier's Antichrist where Charlotte Gainsbourg twats Willem Dafoe's balls with a bit of wood until he passes out and then she jerks him off until he cums blood
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Hazard Hostile
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Choosing to believe the etymology of 'gorgeous' is that it's Old French for 'nice boobs'
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Tess Fowler Gutierrez
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Tank Girl! 12x18" in mixed media. She turned out so cooool!
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Hazard Hostile
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It would be a very Musk move to make a vehicle where you sit in it facing backwards and drive by looking at a little screen in front of you
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Hazard Hostile
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I'd recognize you anywhere as long as you were holding that cat in front of your face
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Hazard Hostile
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Publisher: Strangers On A Train is a triumph! Can you write us more taut, suspenseful, thrillers? Patricia Highsmith: No, I will write the gayest book anybody has ever written and it will be a fucking masterpiece
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Hazard Hostile
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So if Biden believes it is in the best interests of America that he has Trump murdered that's an official act and he's immune from prosecution, right
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Hazard Hostile
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He doesn't even know to to sit in a goddamn chair without looking like a dead body somebody Weekend At Berniesed into it
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Hazard Hostile
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Turning it around like a supertanker in the Suez canal
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Hazard Hostile
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Damn, you should be glad you weren't reading 2000AD or the Judge Dredd Megazine during that time or you'd have stacked up another couple of posts without even trying
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Hazard Hostile
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What is your favourite movie, black-and-white-wise?
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Hazard Hostile
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❌ For sale, baby shoes, never worn ✅ Dead baby
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Hazard Hostile
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It's like a peek into an alternate universe where humour developed with entirely different tropes than ours, a bit to which it has been committed for as long as anybody can remember
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Hazard Hostile
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I don't care that I'm the uncool one here. The first time I saw Martin Mull in anything was when he played Principal Kraft in Sabrina The Teenage Witch, and despite having seen him in many other things since then that's still where my mind goes. He was fucking great in that show.
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Tom the Dancing Bug, by Ruben Bolling
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🔵 This week's Tom the Dancing Bug comic! - ONE DAY IN A LOUISIANA CLASSROOM When children are commanded ten times - Brought to you by the Proud & Mighty Inner Hive, including long-time member Patrick.L and new member Mark Van Wassenhove - READ IT RIGHTCHERE👇
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Hazard Hostile
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You: Political news is terrible, everything is awful Me, a time traveler from August 15th: you dumb bastards, just wait a little while
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Johnny Cans
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Thoroughly enjoying one of my favourites, Mr David Tennant, being extremely relaxed about saying things which are true.
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Hazard Hostile
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I bought a boxed set of Doom, Doom 2, and a tonne of homebrew levels, except the Doom CD turned out to inexplicably be an Englebert Humperdinck album instead.
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None of you seem to understand that if JK Rowling can just get enough people to stop being trans then her adult daughter will move back from Brazil and will let her see her grandkid again
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Hazard Hostile
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What is the human body if not a very large, slow, dice tower?
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Hazard Hostile
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You can't be objectively right with this kind of list but you can be objectively wrong, like if you said Drake is one of the ten best rappers of all time for instance
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Hazard Hostile
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Happy birthday to Pete Milligan, who wrote Hewligan's Haircut - the first comic to break my little teenage brain - Shade The Changing Man, one of my favourite comics, and other gems like X-Statix, Tribal Memories, a memorable run on Hellblazer, and Bad Company
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Shade The Changing Man might be my favourite comic of all time, but Hewligan's Haircut was the first time a comic thoroughly broke my teenage brain
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Hazard Hostile
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The late Christopher Reeve, playing a 16 year old, looks great for his age and advanced state of decomposition though
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Hazard Hostile
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Rakim at 21? Deeply unserious list.
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Hazard Hostile
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If a chicken nugget is a really good chicken nugget then sometimes it gets promoted to dog
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Inspector Ratchet
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When I die, I want my remains to be scattered at COSTCO. Also, I don't want to be cremated
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Hazard Hostile
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Ayn Rand fucked this up for everyone by having every character, including the omniscient narrator, espouse her dumb philosophy
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Hazard Hostile
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I read a dozen studies about this and one of them said it was a good idea, so I'm all for it!
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Hazard Hostile
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That's just Margaret Thatcher. Who knew that cold and pitiless stony flint of a heart was actually feeling every emotion at once?
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER
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MONDAY MOOD…
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Stovey 🍍
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This too shall pass. don’t worry. eventually some other Bullshit will come & take its place. it’s never Fucking Ending
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Hazard Hostile
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Oh you like comics? Name your favourite Raina Telgemeier book. Yeah, that's what I thought. Keep walking, you fake-ass comic book geek
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Hazard Hostile
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That looks delicious! To be on the safe side I should probably ask an AI tool if this is safe for me to eat
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It took 25 years, but we finally got from calling it "surfing the web" to calling it "the human labor of browsing"
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Hazard Hostile
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Nightwing would rock this getup and we all know it
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I just turned 41 yesterday and felt pretty unaccomplished, so I feel like this was very much something I needed to read
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Hazard Hostile
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If ever there was a second use for those little desktop USB vacuums for cleaning out your computer keyboard, it's this
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Ben Horst (bluecheck.jpg)
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The real conspiracy
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Hazard Hostile
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There should be a gen x superhero who got his powers by drinking from a radioactive hose as a child
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hammancheez
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I felt this in my fucking soul
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Hazard Hostile
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Mara why would I touch the seat I just peed all over
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Katie Slivensky
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Everyone rightfully excited about the #Elephant "name" news, but the elephant news that really got me this week was over at Sheldrick. Recent orphan Toto was brought to them by PREVIOUSLY RESCUED ELEPHANTS who found him and knew just where to take him. ❤️ www.sheldrickwildlifetrust.org/orphans/toto
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Hazard Hostile
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It's that job interview scene with Spud in Trainspotting but much slower and more condescending
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