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H. C. Anderson

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Whenever the depression releases it's chokehold, I manage to spit out books

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Plotting

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250 acres of land and several million dollars would fix me

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Bro THAT'S why they shot Bobby Kennedy???? Three different education systems failing me

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The debate was good actually because people not used to being screamed at by center Dems are being screamed at by center Dems. How ya feeling, bud?

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She's watching me turn on the depression movies. She hears the 90's period piece soundtrack. There is nothing she can do.

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Today on "Yankees Don't Go Outside"

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You had me at “exceedingly dry in-jokes for recherché subcultures”

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The new childish Gambino drop is giving Warped Tour 2012

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i love when people are like “great book! i read it in two hours!” cool that took two years to make and broke my body and mind entirely

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Tumblr girlies, please do not tag Orthodox CHURCHES as cottage core.

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Okay yes I should finish my novel but consider that I got 1,000,000 simoleons to burn on real estate

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Just heard the "uncle Joe" line for the first time and ma'am, my uncles shoot Roman candles at each other and start bands with instruments they've been gluing together in their garages. Joe's not an uncle, he's a GREAT grandpa.

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Podcast hosts scrambling to scoop this title

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At home: I am fine, healthy even, one with nature At work: let us speedrun the five stages of grief

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Tonight I ate a reduced sodium, plant based, gluten free dinner but dessert was an entire pack of prosciutto

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But wouldn't it be so funny if one of them had a stroke this afternoon

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You get in your feelings and make ONE playlist

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Spotify ads truly cannot figure out bilingual white people. We've gone from Romanian, to dutch(?) to ????? In the span of two weeks. It's Spanish. I speak Spanish. You can advertise to me in Spanish. Is this Russian? I don't know.

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Maybe a little "paint by numbers" for undergrads, but it worked its way into my thick skull so....

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Honestly the BBC 4 podcast "In Our Time" cracked it for me back in the day. The host is always asking these Ph.D Historians "but what if they were LYING?" It's super conversational.

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The VATICAN has an OBSERVATORY in TUSCON ???

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Another show like Selling Sunset but every season the cast must feature (1) crust punk anarchist who is just another part of the gang

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Living life like "thank God it's only 80°" what have I become

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There’re a fuckton of letters that aren’t in “team”

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Connecting to "Catholic heritage" is not forcing your daughters to wear skirts. It's plotting to murder the king of England.

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This is not me declaring lancastrian sympathies I simply admire a woman's ability to demolish her enemies

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Deep conditioning my hair [years of dye = years of damage] but the bonnet system I got going on is giving wimple. Choosing to believe it's more Margaret of Anjou than Cecily Neville but we can't be picky

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The ads have switched from Romanian to like... Idk... Danish or whatever. When will the machines decide I speak English? More at 11.

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Nothing against people who buy- like- "Romantic English Cottage Photo Wall" and it's a mix of 20 prints, but I could never, cause I would have to spend the rest of my life doing doctoral level research on each image

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Today’s plans: Drink coffee, lament where things went wrong at my 8th grade dance, drink more coffee

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The vegans conspired to keep heart of palm tacos from us and let me tell you my grill roster will never be the same

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On today's episode of "the machines can't figure out what kind of white person I am" all the ads on my podcasts are suddenly in Romanian, a language I have never tried to speak.

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So I just heard George Bush speak for the first time and y'all telling me you were shocked about Trump?

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Calling carbonara Italian pad Thai

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"what is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly" is the new "we are the daughters of the witches you couldn't burn" and I, for one, am over it

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The consequence of planning an eventual sequel to Italian Vampire Kingdom is I forever have a running Notes App file of words I hear in south Philly

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The word of the week is oligospony

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Against my will I admit my opinion of the Hellboy movies is contaminated by grief and they are, objectively, only good if u are into that

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Staying sober at the party so I can show my impaired loved ones propaganda at 3AM

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Hot take coffee only makes u feel full when there's milk in it

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To everyone complaining all the names in HoD are the same: it's based based on a war where BOTH sides were lead by a woman named Matilda.

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a queen. an original. accept no substitutes. no one in the world is doing it like her

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Negotiating with the bf to get this bad boy hung in the living room wish me luck

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Real talk why do we not call victorian gothic aesthetics carriage punk

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My favorite way to do seamstress work is pretending I'm illiterate because it really makes it easier to just see it all as shapes

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Every state trooper uniform is scary but NH's "Park Ranger Mafia" aesthetic is something special

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I am "price comparing picture frames" old

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