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lillian boyd

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Sunny Moraine's avatar Sunny Moraine @dynamicsymmetry.bsky.social
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ARISE, MY FRIENDS

I have FUCKING FINALLY returned to my project of adapt MANOS: THE HANDS OF FATE into an actual serious albeit very melodramatic horror novel, and for a mere $1 a month you can read all of it as it happens

Poor Torgo, he’s never had a good day www.patreon.com/posts/107555...

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lillian boyd's avatar lillian boyd @herelieslill.bsky.social
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i love that the striker has three fucking pickups. hell yeah brother

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It Is Once Again the Summer of My Discontent & This Is How We Do It by Hanif Abdurraqib —— there is intimacy in the moment where the eyes of two enemies meet.

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may you and your boys suck and fuck on this sacred fourth of july, in memory of the boys who tragically could neither suck nor fuck, due to there was a big shark. on this day we commemorate their brave sacrifice 🫡😔🇺🇸🛥️🦈

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JOE DANTE'S INFERNO's avatar JOE DANTE'S INFERNO @oldtobegin.bsky.social
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for me, JAWS has become a covid movie, tho it's about many things, and its original themes still resonate. that feeling in your gut when something's fucked. everyone tells you it's fine, and why, and you know they're wrong. and you wait. and then you regret waiting. JAWS is about that feeling.

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a.a. de levine's avatar a.a. de levine @aadelevine.bsky.social
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these guys don't do much other than golf, so their meat is tender and velvety, like veal.

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lillian boyd's avatar lillian boyd @herelieslill.bsky.social
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the closest i will get to patriotism today is playing van halen very loudly while working

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lillian boyd's avatar lillian boyd @herelieslill.bsky.social
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the device with the buoys alone to me is pure horror movie shit. you see those pop up and you're telling me you're not watching a horror movie, you're crazy

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lillian boyd's avatar lillian boyd @herelieslill.bsky.social
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the wild thing is how HRT will shift where the fat lies in your face, just moving around under your skin like the tectonic plates to form a Lady Shape

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lillian boyd's avatar lillian boyd @herelieslill.bsky.social
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so LEPRECHAUN 4: LOST IN SPACE definitely influenced the Y2K Future Porn aesthetic of JASON X, right. they were biting that movie a little

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lillian boyd's avatar lillian boyd @herelieslill.bsky.social
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wish someone would lunch me (bring to me lunch)

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lillian boyd's avatar lillian boyd @herelieslill.bsky.social
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there's a line from Wes Craven's and Bruce Wagner's original script for A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 3: DREAM WARRIORS that i think about all the time, which is "i'm gonna lunch you fuckers so bad." never before and and never again has "lunch" been used in this way verbwise, which is a real shame

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lillian boyd's avatar lillian boyd @herelieslill.bsky.social
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what an outstanding name for a little guy

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lillian boyd's avatar lillian boyd @herelieslill.bsky.social
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the fourth of july was of course invented as a tie-in holiday for I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER (1997)

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lillian boyd's avatar lillian boyd @herelieslill.bsky.social
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they get it!! my introduction to Grim Reaper was "Suck It And See," so i feel like "See You In Hell" wins in the power ranking

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lillian boyd's avatar lillian boyd @herelieslill.bsky.social
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aaaand now it's gonna be stuck in my head all night, thank you

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lillian boyd's avatar lillian boyd @herelieslill.bsky.social
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no plot just vibes (vibes also not found)

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lillian boyd's avatar lillian boyd @herelieslill.bsky.social
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i like how helpful this tagline makes Hellmaster sound. "he gives pretty good directions and he has a lot of Hellmastering to do rn, but once it's buttoned up he'll meet you in Hell later"

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lillian boyd's avatar lillian boyd @herelieslill.bsky.social
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you've heard of Pussy Control, now get ready for

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lillian boyd's avatar lillian boyd @herelieslill.bsky.social
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i still feel compelled to support the idea of the hot dog. the Hot Dog Construct

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lillian boyd's avatar lillian boyd @herelieslill.bsky.social
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this makes me inordinately fond of the state of texas for having Chili Doctrine

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lillian boyd's avatar lillian boyd @herelieslill.bsky.social
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so you're saying that at the very least, it could be a kind of Fraud Jambalaya

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lillian boyd's avatar lillian boyd @herelieslill.bsky.social
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yes! it takes a saucy lil swing at the military industrial complex and then goes "anyway a bouncing windows 95 screensaver will kill you now lol"

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lillian boyd's avatar lillian boyd @herelieslill.bsky.social
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under some circumstances you do gotta hand it to hypercube

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lillian boyd's avatar lillian boyd @herelieslill.bsky.social
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the cube movies a metaphor for the cycle of samsara and also for a cube that fucking sucks

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lillian boyd's avatar lillian boyd @herelieslill.bsky.social
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mad, MAD they called me, all those fools at the academy

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lillian boyd's avatar lillian boyd @herelieslill.bsky.social
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i just feel that chili can have mushrooms and olives in it without compromising its integrity, as chili

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lillian boyd's avatar lillian boyd @herelieslill.bsky.social
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how much stuff can you add to chili before it ceases to be chili and instead a kind of Wild Gumbo. for what shall it profit a chili if it shall gain the whole world and lose its own soul

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Ann LeBlanc's avatar Ann LeBlanc @robotleblanc.bsky.social
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BTW, I'm offering short story editing as a reward tier for this pre-order campaign! I'll send do developmental edits on any story up to 7.5k words. Send me something weird, something you love, something you desperately want to be published!

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lillian boyd's avatar lillian boyd @herelieslill.bsky.social
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i just feel like BASKET CASE 2 gets slept on a lot

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lillian boyd's avatar lillian boyd @herelieslill.bsky.social
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sometimes a person will reference a thing they're engaged in on twitter, and i get this feeling of horror for them. like my god, WHY

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lillian boyd's avatar lillian boyd @herelieslill.bsky.social
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like, i get that we're grading on a curve for presidents and we're all terrified of trump, but it makes me feel nuts seeing this Charlie Brown Had Hoes shit about joe biden being Union Strong or whatever

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lillian boyd's avatar lillian boyd @herelieslill.bsky.social
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the workers were going for broke, asking for things like "sick days" and "reasonable hours" during a time they knew they had leverage, and biden couldn't bear the thought of christmas being ruined. anyway the air and water in east palestine ohio is still fucked from the spread of hazardous materials

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lillian boyd's avatar lillian boyd @herelieslill.bsky.social
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makes me feel like i'm taking crazy pills seeing "joe biden is pro-labor" said in complete sincerity. like that time he said "come on, fellas, it's christmas :(" and blocked the railworkers' strike in 2022, leading to a catastrophic train wreck about a month later in ohio—never happened! what's that

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stepped out of the shower to hear them and had this moment of "did i miss the tornado"

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