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My short ass at a nickelback show: "Look at this giraaaaffe:
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I tell dad jokes, play games badly, attempt infosec and annoy bigots.
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My short ass at a nickelback show: "Look at this giraaaaffe:
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From the tiny preview image i thought this was a heritage minute and I had questions
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Cowboys are frequently, secretly, fond of each other...
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Gumbling
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why are the subtitles in the middle of the screen where is the bull she's fighting just absolute garbage camera work
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Good morning cyclops ghost
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"rana sauna" was right there
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i will always say yes to this question just save my documents
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Pile Of Garbage
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lol no thanks NVIDIA you can fuck right off!
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Shift-F8 and... wait no sorry control-F8 and... wait no I was right the first time hold on I know this PUT THE CARD AWAY I KNOW THIS
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and before someone raises these as a defence, no, frig off the work of a literate human deliberately shortening a text so it can fit into the attention span and vocabulary of a child is not the same thing as video cards sifting short blocks of text through a triangle made of thesauruses
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Somewhere in la Mancha i forget where but whatever, there was this guy who had a stick and a shield and a horse and a dog. They were fast.
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Nearly half of Canadians do not read and write at at least a high school level. One in six is functionally illiterate.
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To salvage this wireless mouse, I must wade deep into the sewers that run beneath the standards, where battery science and power transfer RFCs combine to conceal... The Secret of NiMH
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Ah yes, the rarely seen P-cell battery
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And the extracted search information has the added benefit of occasionally being true
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I didn't know this had a name or that A summer could last 40 years
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What's it called when you're sad even though your life is objectively awesome and many people would cheerfully stab you in the face for it
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The irony of a hearing aid commercial at a movie theatre loud enough to shake my drink
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Sucks that maxim magazine sets such unrealistic expectations for women. Nobody has the time and dedication to work towards achieving this
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Kaitlin Ruiz
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my dad is my hero... this man ran a marathon today, got home, and declared that he needed to mow the lawn "to reflect upon his thoughts." when I do anything, I am immediately like "ok, that's enough for one day."
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Stella
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This is one of those “of course it means that” moments but I just realized petroleum literally just means “rock oil”
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Shoegaze Dad☭
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Well toughen up snowflakes. In my generation we used to climb into abandoned refrigerators and die
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👯♀️ lydelle buster 👯♀️
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Stacy's mom turns 97 this year. Feel old yet ???)?
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Look at this cheeky finch. He lives at the Auckland Zoo and he personally welcomed us to his enclosure.
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I'm only 5'7" but I appreciate the warning, thanks. That sign looks sharp
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The "five finger discount" is what they call their regular price
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No time to eat it here, I'll have to have this one "on the thumb" , as they say
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Imagine Girls5EVA started selling out stadiums with live tours.
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Uhh that sounds kind of uncomfortable. Do you have an oralgesic instead?
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maybe it's because i didn't play any of the previous 29 BMX games but i can't make any sense out of this one at all
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It's some kind of crime against linguistics that there are only two significant cities named tripoli
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Not a raccoon.
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These autonomous vacuums are pretty cool
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where have they come from what have they seen where did you come from
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this reminds me of the time they asked gandhi, “what do you think of western civilization” and without skipping a single beat he replied “sucks shit. fucking hate it”
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Is that why people keep confusing me for their NaN?
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takklemaggot has entered the chat and he was just such a fun card even if it was a very expensive four-drop
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I did an entire stream without clicking go online so yeah how's your night goin
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Youtube during "elsagate", a barrage of procedurally generated videos with children's characters doing bizarre/ unlikely things set to insipient music. "Spiderman pregnant elsa dancing finger family alphabet song shrek funny venom" and so on...
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Shoegaze Dad☭
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This, but game "guides" for segments that take thirty seconds to play This is wikitubia's photo
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Here's a guide on how to push the A button Here's a guide on how to push the B button Here's...
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There's no reason except during Pissover
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I'd just been cooking with it, I didn't know you could do this other stuff
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Jill Twiss
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A group of murderers is called a “crow”
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Looking forward to the meltdown when they tell us not to be misogynist and morons make a big show of burning these and buying QAnon-Tips
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Fun night out from the cheap seats
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Ugh now I have to learn new times
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If someone’s posting shit that looks like Timecube, just move on. It’s not 2003 and this is not Something Awful.
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