luke the myoclonic jerk

@coolhand.bsky.social

It got me

Oct 29, 2023 at 22:21 UTC

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Gabrielle Gueron @gabigueron.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 01:53 UTC

I’m addicted to reading (also to coffee, but I digress). So I read everything, and checked all but 2.5 criteria… And yes, the circle is not round…

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Anna E. @queergermangirl.bsky.social
[ View ] Jan 07, 2024 at 20:24 UTC

still not gonna read the first part

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Drew Melbourne @drewmelbourne.com
[ View ] Oct 29, 2023 at 23:56 UTC

Truuuuuuuuth.

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Geometry Dash ClayFuzzy @clayfuzzy.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 30, 2023 at 12:32 UTC

LOOK AT WHAT IM WEARING LOL

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Fourth Wall Support Group @4thwallguide.bsky.social
[ View ] Jan 31, 2024 at 10:52 UTC

I like to think that our priorities are perfectly fine. Who has time to read all of that while doom scrolling?

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Kenny Riot: Beatdowns & Get Downs @kennyriot.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 03:35 UTC

That's not fair, I had to scroll UP to see this, so I saw that green one first!

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Jay Bendt @jaybendt.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 04, 2024 at 16:48 UTC

Read the 1st and moved to the green blob lol felt called out so I went back and read the rest of the bulletin points

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Jacqs Toitū Te Tiriti @helenwheels.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 06, 2024 at 08:13 UTC

It me.

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Fursona Non Grata ΘΔ @murrsuitrelations.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 06, 2024 at 06:28 UTC

I got three deep before it was proven right. 😅

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Springtime Wombat @liberalwombat.com
[ View ] Oct 30, 2023 at 02:41 UTC

Jesus Christ, it got me too because I didn't read your post I just went straight to the graphic

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David Mordecai @liminal67.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 30, 2023 at 00:26 UTC

Too true.

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RoughGalaxy @roughgalaxy.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 30, 2023 at 05:07 UTC

The gall! I mean... I got got.. but cmon!

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Malt Whiskey 🔞 @emberkitsune.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 29, 2024 at 19:42 UTC

Didn’t even read the first blurb lol

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Jace the Aardwolf @aarddoggo.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 30, 2024 at 05:21 UTC

I skimmed ot to see if it mentioned squirrels again.

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Matthew Downhour @matthewdownhour.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 06, 2024 at 05:59 UTC

Lolololol that feels unfair

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Maell 🥀 @maellan.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 30, 2023 at 17:08 UTC

Ah shit

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Sean Scott @oraclesean.com
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 02:09 UTC

What middle part?

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dr. mr. nintendotapes @mrnintendotapes.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 02:03 UTC

fudge

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Maia🏳️‍⚧️ @doonethingforme.bsky.social
[ View ] May 30, 2024 at 01:23 UTC

Damnit

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🎶 Harmon Voice 🎶 - 🌌 Team Stardust! 🌌 @achbutterflyboi.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 30, 2023 at 08:29 UTC

Am..... I the only one who realized the green circle is lopsided?...... Should..... should I be concerned by this specific realization?--

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Thar🏳️‍⚧️ @tharsull.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 30, 2023 at 01:53 UTC

lol, i blame the structure of the infographic; it takes effort to pull the eyes away from the next line and go back to the top of the other half of the list

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Seraph @seraphism.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 10:47 UTC

Me too... 😳

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Jennifer Rose @jenni4iowa.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 29, 2023 at 23:51 UTC

(but also getting distracted by squirrels)

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StuBlad @stublad.renoproject.org
[ View ] May 30, 2024 at 06:05 UTC

oh bugger

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Straw Hat @loftwing.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 31, 2023 at 09:49 UTC

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Brawaru ☕ @brawaru.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 30, 2023 at 08:04 UTC

*scrolls through the entire thing because it looks like ‘scary’* *notices word ‘ADHD’* — wait what did it say? *scrolls back, reads first line* — oh that *scrolls away* — wait what do they list? *goes back* — oh yeah that makes sense yeah *scrolls away* — wait, what green circle said? *goes back*

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alber @captainacab.airbud.website
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 02:13 UTC

got my ass haha

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kkmortier @kkmortier.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 02:24 UTC

🙋‍♀️

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Sam Crutsinger 📺 🔊 🎬 💉x5 @samcrut.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 03:21 UTC

SON OF A..... Sigh. I stopped at blue.

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Jess Kate "Socks" 🏳️‍⚧️ @queenstodge.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 06, 2024 at 11:49 UTC

And me. Fuck

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kata_ non grata... @kata.codes
[ View ] Oct 30, 2023 at 01:00 UTC

oh god damn it

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Kate Watson @loreandordure.com
[ View ] Jan 31, 2024 at 09:47 UTC

I got issued with the "reading anything in front of me made of text" version of inattentive ADHD 😂

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𝕯𝖔𝖒𝖎𝖓𝖆 𝕯𝖊𝖘𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 @c0ffin.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 31, 2023 at 13:43 UTC

fuck 🤣

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A.J. Ponder @ajponder.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 10:59 UTC

Yup, skipped the middle and went straight to the punchline.

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Leslie @dogandpony.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 02:06 UTC

It’s not reading the second half because it’s too small for your shitty eyes to read but you still don’t have glasses because you lack the executive function to find an eye doctor and make an appointment.

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Gloria! @smilodonichthys.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 20:39 UTC

Damn got my ass

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Geo Vaughan 🔜 AC 🐰 @geovaughan.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 29, 2024 at 19:43 UTC

TRUE

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Josh Pollock 🌱🌵🌲 @josh412.com
[ View ] Oct 29, 2023 at 22:45 UTC

I went back and looked through the second section to see if it had "getting distracted by squirrels" listed.

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Southern Violet @southernviolet.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 04:14 UTC

HEY NOW 😂

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shin zetta deus @zettaslow.net
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 02:08 UTC

damn 💀

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B @buff00n.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 04:59 UTC

Honest question, how deep am I on the spectrum if I got distracted by colorful magnets while doing job training? (fwiw, they were VERY cool magnets!)

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WASMBAPPEN @makeitsnow.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 20:18 UTC

i read the first two, nodded and moved on

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Dr. Dioji, MD @dioji.dad
[ View ] Oct 30, 2023 at 01:02 UTC

I am proud to say I did not skip the 2nd half of the middle figure …I actually skipped the *entire* middle figure cause it was long and was planning on going back after reading the 3rd one 😭

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CalDrac @caldrac.bsky.social
[ View ] Jan 08, 2024 at 06:04 UTC

Read first part completely, read a bit of part two, read part three ... long sigh.

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Mori (fae/faer) @momentomori.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 29, 2023 at 22:26 UTC

Fuck

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Greg Stolze @gregstolze.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 02:05 UTC

WITCHCRAFT!

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Thony Christie @rmathematicus.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 13:24 UTC

AD(H)D is not a mental illness, it's neurodiversity and that diagram fails totally to mention the positive aspects of the AD(H)D mind, which exist and are the reason why so many leading academics are AD(H)D

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PresidentialSteal @presidentialsteal.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 30, 2023 at 04:46 UTC

I feel attacked by this infographic.

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Analoren @analoren.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 05:14 UTC

how dare you.

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Drooling Drummer @droolingdrummer.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 29, 2023 at 22:44 UTC

I can’t help but notice that the green circle isn’t round!

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Drooling Drummer @droolingdrummer.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 29, 2023 at 22:43 UTC

Brilliant!

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BatorAndy™️ ✊💦 @batorandy.78mail.de
[ View ] May 30, 2024 at 07:14 UTC

I stopped reading the list at "Frequent Daydreaming" to see what the green circle says.

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That squirrel guy from Twitter @eddytheaxe.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 01:56 UTC

Ok, So what actually is it if Im distracted by squirrels?

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Elizabeth! (Formerly Boo!) @dotdot.boo
[ View ] Oct 30, 2023 at 01:18 UTC

How freaking dare you being right

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artisanrox @artisanrox.bsky.social
[ View ] Jan 07, 2024 at 18:34 UTC

...what? o_o it got me??

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Bill Bennett @billbennett.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 06:21 UTC

Isn’t this everyone?

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💛 Mighty 🤍 Mad 💜 Maxine 🖤 @mightymadmaxine.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 30, 2023 at 06:55 UTC

FUCK! 🫠🙃

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evpok, wood bitch @evpok.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 12, 2023 at 08:59 UTC

I only read the first point lmao

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Jonathan @jginsburg.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 29, 2024 at 20:03 UTC

I hate you

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Amber @risettemd.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 03:36 UTC

Fuck

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⠀🐄⠀ @tweedle.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 10:52 UTC

oh I just skipped to the beeg green one

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Molly (they/them) @epi-nymph.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 23:50 UTC

BIG SIGH when i read the green one first and not the others.

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Pi, Queen of Bullying and Orange 🏳️‍⚧️ | VSpyre's Nerd 🤓🥕 @easy-as-pi314.bsky.social
[ View ] Jan 07, 2024 at 21:02 UTC

Guilty 😔

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Eli Sarver @lowmagnet.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 03:33 UTC

I'm just old enough that "because text is too small on phone without my glasses" is a sufficient reason.

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beat the heat by beating your meat @salarta.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 02:33 UTC

“Second half” nothing, I read none of it

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Shivani @shivaniswriting.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 02:19 UTC

God damn it

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Elly @ellyzoe.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 06, 2024 at 06:14 UTC

Oop, got me too

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Prairie Girl @prairiegirl.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 09:50 UTC

You got me 😆

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Darrin Calvin @darrincalvin.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 01:48 UTC

dangit.

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Amanda Smith @amandasmith.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 06, 2024 at 06:18 UTC

Everyone’s replying to this with surprise as if we aren’t all on a Niche Social Media Site - NSMS being, of course, the traditional gathering place ground either Nazis or people with ADHD. And last I checked, I’m not a Nazi, but I definitely didn’t read all the little words.

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Dr Jarko #7291 @jarko314.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 01:58 UTC

Fuck😅

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Nowhyok @nowhyok.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 29, 2024 at 21:34 UTC

Got me too

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Patrixmyth @patri.xyz
[ View ] Mar 29, 2024 at 21:17 UTC

This is all good, but what am I, constantly distracted by squirrels?

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Justin Noormand @justin-noormand.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 01:33 UTC

I was hoping “getting distracted by squirrels” would make the end of the second list

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love & barley 🦉 @loveandbarley.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 11:13 UTC

Ohh

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Doug Backer @dougbacker.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 01:42 UTC

I feel for them. My son has this but in grade school he was prescribed small doses of Lithium and boom, next thing we knew he won an award for reading the most books. He is now the most successful of ANYONE in our family.

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✨The Daniel✨ @intelectconfig.wtf
[ View ] Jan 07, 2024 at 20:42 UTC

Also, the 4th step is reading all of the second part after being called out by the 3rd part 😂

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Zanna @zannamote.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 01:59 UTC

Oh shit

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Dan Kayur (Digidestined Arc) @dankayur.bsky.social
[ View ] Jan 07, 2024 at 20:12 UTC

What does it say if I just fixated on how skewed the green circle was?

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Joe Slater @joeinaustralia.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 29, 2023 at 22:33 UTC

How did they know I was going to skip to the last line.

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🧼steve🧼 @stevec0re.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 01:44 UTC

fuuuck, got me :C

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Sam McFarlane @sammc.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 01:48 UTC

first circle: cool second circle: skip third circle: circle not circle

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@brookeisme.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 01:43 UTC

I read a few words of the first point. Where do I sit

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Lawliest Librarian @audiolibrarian.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 29, 2024 at 21:25 UTC

I must only have 50% ADHD cuz I got through 3/4 of the list

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Adria @adriaandthepriors.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 29, 2023 at 22:22 UTC

And me.

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Raileen (Rai) @raileenseapaw.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 30, 2023 at 03:33 UTC

This plus I can't see to read it

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regularJim @regularjim.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 02:23 UTC

😑

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Bonnicula | Vampire Vtuber ⚧ @bonnicula.bsky.social
[ View ] Jan 07, 2024 at 18:31 UTC

FUCK

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That Harp Guy @thatharpguy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 07:48 UTC

I'd love to see this phrased "in the positive" - there is not one thing wrong with frequent daydreaming except when not driving or operating machinery, f'rinstance. Also (f'rinstance) not mentioned in the graph is frequent bursts of creativity and inspiration...

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3wombats @3wombats.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 30, 2023 at 02:50 UTC

🤦🏼‍♀️guilty

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Bible Blackbelt @estrusflask.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 20:40 UTC

Literally said "that's a lot but it feels accurate" and scrolled down.

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Effing 🌌✨ @effingunicorns.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 30, 2023 at 01:04 UTC

I need an appointment to read shit that long

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Tamara Bumpdeeay @moiness.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 29, 2023 at 23:04 UTC

Yup

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Char @charlieh.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 06, 2024 at 07:15 UTC

So adhd inattentiveness type is actually… gay? I didn’t expect that. Brw, what’s that lime green blob? I got distracted and didn’t read

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nuclearfreede @xanthh.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 05:50 UTC

What does it mean when you read the whole thing in the right order and deliberately ignore the lopsided overblown green circle until you've read everything else? Probably means I'm pedantic...

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