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i am the Number One isobel on this site! izzy works too! she/they, 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈. one piece, games (video and board), books (mostly fantasy) vaguely dc-adjacent (pfp stolen from idk, credit to whoever you are)


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Catbus 's avatar Catbus @catbus.bsky.social
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many disputes online can be avoided by simply repeating this mantra: "I'm not reading your essay, nerd"

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i'm honored

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holy shit i can't believe they named the lesbian power ranger after me, that's so cool

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(although it probably doesn't help that i keep stubbing my toe on the "play Sky FC > get kinda burnt out and take a break before starting SC > put it off too long and forget everything that happened in FC > repeat" rock at the foot of the mountain)

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honestly they need to stop making so many Trails games, every time i think about trying to get into it the mountain in front of me just gets bigger

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Hi. Woman here. going to start prefacing every post with "Hi. Woman here." and then probably end them with something like "Bye. Woman OUT" Bye. Woman OUT

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maybe that's just what weed does to cats

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do u think he turns back into old garfield every time he gets high

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🔻Gill Kaiman🇵🇸🇱🇧🇾🇪🔻's avatar 🔻Gill Kaiman🇵🇸🇱🇧🇾🇪🔻 @billkezos.bsky.social
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“wait for more information to come out”, first of all the current information, including Neil Gaiman’s statements (which are the most positive spin he could come up with) are damning enough and you can’t seriously believe any new revelations will exonerate him

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they make physics happen to the car instead of your body

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i'm gonna hit the level cap and still be running at the first sight of prawn

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PSA America It's Sir Fuckface, or (the) Chief Shitbag, or just the surname.

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Sid Oozeley's avatar Sid Oozeley @oozeley.bsky.social
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using my reading comprehension & pattern recognition here for a moment...little bit of a highlighter Neil Gaiman definitely, definitely did it

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Ben Fowler's avatar Ben Fowler @benmffowler.bsky.social
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The simple fact is no one would be doing these mental acrobatics if the allegations came out about someone we didn't "like" and that unfortunately says so much about who has principles and who doesn't.

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Jen Donohue's avatar Jen Donohue @authorizedmusings.bsky.social
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today is my NINETEEN YEAR anniversary working at my local library In honor of that, I ask you to get a card to your local public library today! If you ALREADY have a card to your local public library, check out their digital resources! Their summer programs! And yeah, they have books too.

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my trick in case this helps anyone else: fia is next to the blacksmith > when she hugs you she says "you are... very warm" in a way that makes me feel Extremely Normal™️ > that door is next to the fireplace > fireplaces are warm > i would throw myself on the fire for fia > hug me death mommy > i lov

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Cosmo Clyde's avatar Cosmo Clyde @yerboypdk.bsky.social
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Amanda Palmer is two roads diverging in a wood and both of them Are the worst

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Biden 2024: Look At The Things You Don't See

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c'mon, lemme fight that guy ☹️

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It’s summer so here’s a friendly reminder that these are house centipedes and despite looking curséd nightmare lace they are harmless, eat tons of flies and mosquitos, and don’t cause damage to your property. Let ‘em hang out with you!

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touch the demon inside me

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every fromsoft game has to have that one line from an NPC that inexplicably makes your *soul* horny

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melina? idk the exact trigger but i think just explore and find more bonfires, and she'll pop up sooner or later she showed up at the gatefront soldier camp for me both times

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(plz no spoilers i have no idea where her quest line goes from here)

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my trick in case this helps anyone else: fia is next to the blacksmith > when she hugs you she says "you are... very warm" in a way that makes me feel Extremely Normal™️ > that door is next to the fireplace > fireplaces are warm > i would throw myself on the fire for fia > hug me death mommy > i lov

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it only took like 40,000 trips to the roundtable hold, but i finally figured out a way to remember which door goes to the blacksmith without me somehow going the wrong way twice fuckin USB ass home base

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It’s summer so here’s a friendly reminder that these are house centipedes and despite looking curséd nightmare lace they are harmless, eat tons of flies and mosquitos, and don’t cause damage to your property. Let ‘em hang out with you!

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finally over the wall that made me quit last time, and this go around it only took one attempt 😎

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c'mon, lemme fight that guy ☹️

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then the dude dropped down and i read his name and i said "...oh" out loud

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maybe part of it is i'm overleveled a bit? and i just beat one of these dudes in Siofra last night, but still. seeing the massive skeleton on its throne surrounded by humanoid husks staring up at it, eternally frozen in horror or adoration or both, i was ready for shit to get REAL

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Dragonkin Soldier of Nokstella is one of the most extreme gaps i've ever seen between how cool a boss arena is vs. how incredibly disappointing the boss turned out

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Bo Thompson's avatar Bo Thompson @gaudipern.bsky.social
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I love Kowloon so much despite the many dark parts of its history and meaning and I think more games should recreate it both because new generations should experience it as a world wonder lost and because it'd just work amazingly well for many genres. Soulslikes? Metroidvanias? Simulations? Perfect.

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Editing the Blue-Gray Lady's avatar Editing the Blue-Gray Lady @nytdiff.bsky.social
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Change in Headline

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CTE

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just like mom always warned me

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i'm really fucking scared lol

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i think the worst part is that it wasn't even the worst part of that 1 minute long clip

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oh fuck i just saw the "we finally beat medicare" clip and i'm horrified to find out it was real. i thought people were just meme-ing with that one

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"There is no America, just a complicated system of PR and political logistics that allows a very small cabal of bureaucrats to fight over control of the world’s most deadly compilation of Excel spreadsheets."

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[pronounces "khive" like "chive"]

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Pickle Tiedrich's avatar Pickle Tiedrich @prettyliltakemachine.is-extremely.gay
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It’s cool how you can say ‘The Bluesky user who got a huge follow base by being really annoying about social justice shit and ended up being outed for being weird and sexually abusive towards white trans women’ and it doesn’t even narrow it down a little bit

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álvaro postabosta 🚂's avatar álvaro postabosta 🚂 @alvarofreitas.bsky.social
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ok, this has to be the best Steven Universe Gem fusion

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it's gita time's avatar it's gita time @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social
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kamala harris: sucks, is a cop, xanned out 24/7. all this is true. i do not so much want harris to be president as i am submitting to the trickster god that clearly rules our future.

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reporting for duty 🫡

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Walking past the greens section of the grocery store when it’s misting the veggies just to fucking feel something

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Tim Onion's avatar Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social
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"The Bernie Bros and K-Hive appear to be forming an alliance," I say at the 4th of July cookout. An anvil falls out of the sky directly onto my person, killing me instantly. God appears through the clouds. "I did that," he says. Family and friends applaud politely.

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Ian Miles Schlong 's avatar Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com
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There are still norms to break. Biden could post a dick pic. Might not be the worst strategy for him at this point. Could even break our national fever if it’s a good one. Just my two cents.

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