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Jorsh

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Toxicology nurse. Gay dude. Games enthusiast. Nona and Godfrey's dad. He/they. "Ohio is a great place to be from!"


Jorsh 's avatar Jorsh @itsjorsh.bsky.social
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Of course it's all songs I like to sing haha

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Trying not to be a total asshole by picking my weird favorites like Un Musicien Parmi Tant D'Autres

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I have to pick five songs to bring to guitar practice next week and did you know how many songs there are??? It's so many.

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You are of course welcome to refuge here if it takes a while. I bet the cats are loving it tho

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Jorsh 's avatar Jorsh @itsjorsh.bsky.social
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Have you ever seen a more punchable face

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I did not know this song at all and now I have watched this video four times and I have no more tears to cry

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I made a cheeseburger salad with a pickle vinaigrette for dinner and it was pretty good, needs some tweaking of ratios but will definitely make again

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Jorsh 's avatar Jorsh @itsjorsh.bsky.social
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I’ve been calling this season “Wet Hot Maryland Summer”

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The elections in France and the UK have given me a teaspoonful of hope. I’m gonna try to be hopeful about November.

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Trying to browse through Synth Riders DLC on steam and wow this is the worst interface.

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Jorsh 's avatar Jorsh @itsjorsh.bsky.social
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Just finally getting around to canceling Janet’s phone line. It was easier to pay $40/month than to make this call. Sigh.

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How do you think they'll fit all those airplane hangars into a prison?

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Jorsh 's avatar Jorsh @itsjorsh.bsky.social
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I saw a post once that was like, "when you see me posting after I said I was going to bed it wasn't that I lied to you, I just failed"

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@valenti.bsky.social it's both of us

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Wow where did you catch one that big

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WildGorillaMan's avatar WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social
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You had me at “exceedingly dry in-jokes for recherché subcultures”

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Jorsh 's avatar Jorsh @itsjorsh.bsky.social
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Some NSA drone just read this and was like "I feel so fucking seen right now"

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Jorsh 's avatar Jorsh @itsjorsh.bsky.social
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Guessing that US intelligence services have had the absolute worst fucking week trying to monitor for threats since the Supreme Court made it legal for the president to murder people and everyone has been suggesting who he should murder lol

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I'm from Ohio, potato salad IS breakfast food.

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Jorsh 's avatar Jorsh @itsjorsh.bsky.social
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As long as they have some ice cream nearby it should be fine, it's the antidote for everything (if you're Joe Biden)

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It's the only reason I'm going to vote in November since my vote for president doesn't count.

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b-boy bouiebaisse's avatar b-boy bouiebaisse @jbouie.bsky.social
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i think we should see the Trump v. United States ruling as a group of Republican apparatchiks taking their opportunity to vindicate Nixon and write the unitary executive into the Constitution. www.nytimes.com/2024/07/02/o...

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Jaywalking. Just a lot of jaywalking

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Anyway I'm not going to talk about how stupid the political situation is anymore because I have no ability to do more than I am already doing about it. I'm gonna focus on taking care of the people of the DMV as best I can, and spending my time and energy with the people I love.

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I think the republic is doomed at this point. SCOTUS has revealed to everyone that there is nothing special or sacrosanct about the law, it depends on people taking seriously their duty to uphold it and interpret it correctly even when it works against them. Six justices are not willing to do that.

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Also putting the democrats in an impossible bind. They certainly can't use the immunity granted by SCOTUS to do a tyranny, that essentially ends the republic. They have no ability to push through anything in congress. Overwhelming electoral victory is the only path out of this and, uh, yeah.

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My brain kinda broke yesterday and I'm still recovering. Boggling at the brazen actions of the court & being impressed by their political savvy at the same time, even if they're using it for evil. Doing it now to energize the right, saying "look, if we win we can just murder the left." Fuckin bold.

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Liz's avatar Liz @twolemonades.com
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"I hate this timeline" takes are really starting to rub me the wrong way. We're not in a ~timeline~. This is reality and our only recourse is revolution.

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Kris Straub (كريس)'s avatar Kris Straub (كريس) @krisstraub.com
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“this is the worst timeline” is the physics nerd version of “thoughts and prayers”

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Jorsh 's avatar Jorsh @itsjorsh.bsky.social
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My headcanon about this is that Morn was such a culturally important person that many Lurians adopted a clean-shaven appearance after his likeness, and it is a style that has endured among the upper echelon of Lurian society.

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Idk if I have four but Freddy Got Fingered is definitely one of them, only movie I've ever just walked out of

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Unless Joe himself doesn't like it, he can legally come kick your ass any time he likes now

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Gee willikers can you believe this supreme court? Send ol buddy Joe $5, $25, or $100 and he'll commit a civil infraction, misdemeanor, or felony on your behalf. Text FELONY4ME to 80085 now!

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Waiting to see how God-king Joe Biden reacts to his newfound power. I hope it is with zero discretion or consideration, let's see if this old dog can learn some new tricks

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I love the version of this with John Lithgow because of how completely unhinged he is

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Louisa's avatar Louisa @louisathelast.bsky.social
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Do not fucking come into people’s mentions with “are you surprised??” today. No one is surprised about this decision. The word you’re looking for is dismayed

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Jorsh 's avatar Jorsh @itsjorsh.bsky.social
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I bet suspending elections is an official act

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Can't wait to see what Trump with immunity for everything he does (the solution to "some acts are unofficial" is to just do your bad shit out in the open on oval office letterhead) looks like. The accelerationists win I guess!

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Jorsh 's avatar Jorsh @itsjorsh.bsky.social
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It's Europe, isn't it like a quarter mile away from every other European country

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Ashley M. Gjøvik's avatar Ashley M. Gjøvik @ashleygjovik.bsky.social
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🧵 I’m sorry to do this to you, but there’s a Part 2. I waited to share this part because I worried most of you'd not be able to handle all of this at once. But you’ve had a week to recover, so let’s dive into how Apple execs are giving themselves bonuses as a reward for illegal dumping! ⬇️

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Ashley M. Gjøvik's avatar Ashley M. Gjøvik @ashleygjovik.bsky.social
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🧵 In 2020, I nearly died from mysterious industrial chemical exposure at my apartment. Later, I discovered my employer was dumping toxic waste into our windows from their Skunkworks semiconductor fab next-door. I tipped off US EPA, who then raided them in 2023. EPA sent me the report on Friday. 💀 ⬇️

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Jorsh 's avatar Jorsh @itsjorsh.bsky.social
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It seems like a tumblr sort of situation. Probably someone else will, ahem, fill the void

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”'s avatar pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social
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Now THIS is the Joe Biden I like to see! Welcome back, Mr President 🫡

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