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Tess

@itstessinadress.bsky.social

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🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳‍🌈 I'm a lot like George Miller in that if you're a Babe I'm personally going to top you with all the pulse pounding spectacle of Fury Road

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I know where I'm going for my bottom surgery

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You might hate it then! The dialogue is the most normal out of any of his stuff I've seen, but it's still an Experience

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phantasmAgaric 🔴's avatar phantasmAgaric 🔴 @lalonde.bsky.social
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restarting my world record attempt speedrun two hours in after the wrong biden spawns for my strat

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I went to a wedding recently as a +1 where I knew literally nobody, and the mothers of both the bride and groom *latched onto me* the whole night, just being sweet and wonderful and encouraging and affirming, and gave me the biggest hugs before we left and told me to never stop being myself and 🥹🥹😭

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Oh god Kinds of Kindness fucked me up. It's like Progesterone Dreams: A Triple Feature, and I ate a medicinal strength brownie right beforehand. Really, really good though! Amazing piece(s) of cinema, I could go on about so many aspects of it at length, strongly recommend going into blind 👍👍👍

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Gretchen Felker-Martin 🍉's avatar Gretchen Felker-Martin 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social
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We know everyone responsible for this and we know where they live.

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iris (they)🔞 's avatar iris (they)🔞 @frecksandframes.fans
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i require validation from my loved ones in ways that i cannot verbalize and it might be my worst trait

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Edith Charles 🏳️‍⚧️ 's avatar Edith Charles 🏳️‍⚧️ @edithcharles.bsky.social
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Special effects in the 80s and 90s were incredible, you keep getting moments where you think damn someone with ADHD hyperfocused on this 2 second shot for a week before remembering to go to bed

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In the workplace, straight up jacking it. And by "it". heh. Let's jsut say... my pallettes

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Edith Charles 🏳️‍⚧️ 's avatar Edith Charles 🏳️‍⚧️ @edithcharles.bsky.social
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Hats off to Alfonso Cuarón for making Children of Men immediately after directing the only half-decent Harry Potter movie, working with JK Rowling clearly left the poor guy utterly appalled at Britain.

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Edith Charles 🏳️‍⚧️ 's avatar Edith Charles 🏳️‍⚧️ @edithcharles.bsky.social
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It might be because one of those things isn't prohibitively expensive!

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angel perfect 🫀's avatar angel perfect 🫀 @flawlessangel.bsky.social
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the app her is the jankiest piece of shit app I have ever used in my life. fake buttons that lead nowhere. notifs & msgs both showing as a new msg, superfluous duplicate symbols idc how hot the women are it's not worth it id rather stand in the street & shout 'women!' than interact with this shit

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Radical Graffiti 's avatar Radical Graffiti @radicalgraffiti.bsky.social
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"In 100 years do you want there to be a Gaza memorial?" Written on the Australian War Memorial in Canberra

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Mireaze 🐶 £285/5000 🔞's avatar Mireaze 🐶 £285/5000 🔞 @mireaze.bsky.social
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I just want to see my fiancée again, I cry myself to sleep every night because I don't know if I ever will

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Radical Graffiti 's avatar Radical Graffiti @radicalgraffiti.bsky.social
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Stickers & graffiti spotted on a cop car during a Palestine solidarity demonstration in Melbourne

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Cersei Transnister 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🦋's avatar Cersei Transnister 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🦋 @khatunjessicabeki.org
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This hit me like a drone strike rn.

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grace's avatar grace @acab4cutie.top
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i am sick of the lessons!!! i do not want to learn any more life lessons from the universe!!! i would like a gap year please!!!!!!!!!

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✨️Angel Facts✨️'s avatar ✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style
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i got force femmed. it was by myself, but the point stands,

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Tess's avatar Tess @itstessinadress.bsky.social
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Realised the reason I'm barely active on here is that Twitter is still the main platform available for me to engage in my favourite pastime, cyberbullying the prime minister

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charlotte ♡ ($0/$1500)'s avatar charlotte ♡ ($0/$1500) @dykegrind.gay
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all day every day

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Sydney Bauer's avatar Sydney Bauer @sydneyy.bsky.social
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So, uh, I just found out I'm likely out of a job by June 28 as my contract position is not being renewed. So if anyone knows of any writing jobs or editors looking for stories please let me know. I can do all kinds of writing and reporting. Any sharing would be beyond grateful.

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Pookleblinky's avatar Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social
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It is cool that whether it's landlords, doctors, or cops, there are whole private forums full of them that are occasionally breached and every single fucking post is like "guys this grandma is bothering me how do I legally kill her"

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Tinselfire's avatar Tinselfire @tinselfire.bsky.social
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The transphobe experience: "Trans people are a biotechnologically enhanced multiheaded dragon that will destroy abstract concepts and kill the god of three world religions." The trans experience: "The government is debating how I should piss."

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zheanna is kinda hot's avatar zheanna is kinda hot @zheanna.lol
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pinball art is crazy because you'll have like a vitruvian woman with 8 tits battling an eldritch horror with a laser pistol. and then you'll have shit like this of an actual cat dreaming of an anthropomorphic cat with huge human titties

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Tess's avatar Tess @itstessinadress.bsky.social
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Oh, your "virtual girlfriend" is a generative language model AI? What's her name, Lauren Ipsum?

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✨️Angel Facts✨️'s avatar ✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style
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autistic women have the fattest cocks and the cutest laughs send Tweet

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Tess's avatar Tess @itstessinadress.bsky.social
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Low effort edit for an off-the-cuff request on discord. High effort version and possibly decal copies coming soon for my patreon patrons

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Tess's avatar Tess @itstessinadress.bsky.social
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I'd like to thank a "Hayley Jane" for their thrift store donation that means I now own the best necklace ever ☺️

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Edith Charles 🏳️‍⚧️ 's avatar Edith Charles 🏳️‍⚧️ @edithcharles.bsky.social
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Please be a good comrade to this woman’s tits, I am personally invested in this

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Frances Meh's avatar Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews
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ok time to log on to the information superhighway and use my little ape brain to process the individual traumas of 8 billion people at once this will be fine

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🏳️‍⚧️🌷🏳️‍🌈 pallas the prideful 🏳️‍🌈🌷🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar 🏳️‍⚧️🌷🏳️‍🌈 pallas the prideful 🏳️‍🌈🌷🏳️‍⚧️ @proserpina.bsky.social
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- get railed while wearing a sundress - get railed by someone in a sundress - rail someone while wearing a sundress - rail someone in a sundress

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Kinky Josie Doll's avatar Kinky Josie Doll @kinky.pet
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So I made a small app that connects with Bluesky and makes your remote sex toy go off on new notifications 🤭

It's still in alpha version, but you can try and test it out.
More info on @bluevibes.app and bluevibes.app

(windows and bluetooth needed, i might port this as a mobile app in the future)

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Tess's avatar Tess @itstessinadress.bsky.social
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MY TITS HURT 😀😀😀😀😀😀🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🎉🎉🎉😁😁😁

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Michael Bazaco's avatar Michael Bazaco @mcbazacophd.bsky.social
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The earth is melting. A pandemic continues to ravage society and vaccine preventable diseases are making a comeback. Fascism and nationalism is on the rise. War crimes are being committed everywhere. We’re in a new gilded age. Swear as much as you fucking want. It’s, honestly, very appropriate.

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iris (they)🔞 's avatar iris (they)🔞 @frecksandframes.fans
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waluigi only stripteases to one song and it's smooth by santana featuring rob thomas

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Sancho Pansy's avatar Sancho Pansy @nataliereed84.bsky.social
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Welp, this is a big one: I’ve got my surgery coming up in three weeks, and am going to have a *lot* of extra expenses, alongside the usual rent and everything. I know people don’t usually have much money left after Christmas, but if any of you can pitch in anything on PayPal or Interac, it would…

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sea shanty stan account ⛵'s avatar sea shanty stan account ⛵ @anarchoshanties.bsky.social
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The Art of War is so funny when you realise it's basically a very frustrated Sun Tzu writing The Absolute Dipshit Entitled Brat Silver Spoon Nepo Baby's Guide to Not Immediately Fucking Up A War, which also explains why CEO's like it so much

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