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GORDON RAMSAY: and the eggs, they are? UGLÙK: they eggs. Taste good. Canapé. RAMSAY: no I mean, where do you get the eggs UGLÙK (gesturing towards Shelob’s lair): Get from big spider RAMSAY: from big spider. Fuck me. Canapé eggs from big spider. Fucking hell.

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Boos Did 9/11's avatar Boos Did 9/11 @007bistromath.bsky.social
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No, he'd love that, it's locally sourced and fresh

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Saoirse Kenney; Antifa Cat Herder $180/300🤦🏻‍♀️'s avatar Saoirse Kenney; Antifa Cat Herder $180/300🤦🏻‍♀️ @saoirsekenney.bsky.social
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🤣

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✡️Sarcastic Barbie לֵאָה (tradwife arc)👩🏽‍🦽's avatar ✡️Sarcastic Barbie לֵאָה (tradwife arc)👩🏽‍🦽 @sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social
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And if there is a menu there’s a Nazgûl back there with a kiss the cook apron on crying because the orcs are not loving his vegetarian lasagna or vegetarian shepherds pie. 🥧

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jam's avatar jam @socialistboat.dad
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BOURDAIN: [chuckling skeptically] All right. All right. Fuck it. Let's do this.

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Steven Alleyn's avatar Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.bsky.social
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Spot on Ramsay, well done

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Ally W's avatar Ally W @allyscoop.bsky.social
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Oeuf. 🤦🏻‍♀️

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aerostatic observer's avatar aerostatic observer @waveform.observer
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this made me lose it like nothing else on bsky to date lol, thank you for your service (・∧‐)ゞ

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Rude Gopher Machine's avatar Rude Gopher Machine @rudegophermachine.bsky.social
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@lorazepalooza.bsky.social

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Kevin B's avatar Kevin B @kpmbyr45.bsky.social
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@teawithtolkien.bsky.social

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WheatNOil's avatar WheatNOil @wheatnoil.bsky.social
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I’m sorry Shelob, you have been chopped.

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Hi!  It's Herb!'s avatar Hi! It's Herb! @itsherby.bsky.social
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Mordor follows his recommendation and closes 3 months later

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erika🖤 miquella stan era's avatar erika🖤 miquella stan era @skankmar.bsky.social
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"these are actually quite nice, but they look like a dog's dinner "

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Katrina Pecina's avatar Katrina Pecina @katrinapecina.bsky.social
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SPODER CAVIAR

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Rev. Poppy Haze (ITAR compliant)'s avatar Rev. Poppy Haze (ITAR compliant) @poppyhaze.bsky.social
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Narrator: Shocking conditions in the back, Ramsay has to take Shelob to the hospital for being overworked

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Noah, Boy Genius💥's avatar Noah, Boy Genius💥 @sophicthunder.bsky.social
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RAMSAY: wot about hobbit legs? They didn’t need them! They didn’t need that at all!

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x_0's avatar x_0 @p0sx.bsky.social
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lmfao xD

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