GORDON RAMSAY: and the eggs, they are?
UGLÙK: they eggs. Taste good. Canapé.
RAMSAY: no I mean, where do you get the eggs
UGLÙK (gesturing towards Shelob’s lair): Get from big spider
RAMSAY: from big spider. Fuck me. Canapé eggs from big spider. Fucking hell.
And if there is a menu there’s a Nazgûl back there with a kiss the cook apron on crying because the orcs are not loving his vegetarian lasagna or vegetarian shepherds pie. 🥧