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I'm the socialist boat dad

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Christ there are some bad posts on here. Not mine though

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Close enough

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Is that Stroget?

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🥾🛶OctopusMask🏕️🔦's avatar 🥾🛶OctopusMask🏕️🔦 @octopusmask.bsky.social
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Putting on Fleet Foxes at the start of every road trip and the kids in the back of the van all start booing and rolling eyes in my rear view mirror.

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that post about "Wise 37 year old [smiling serenely]: One million." but it's me trying to show this video to a zoomer vimeo.com/12439106

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children these days cannot comprehend artists such as Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros... their febrile brains cannot grasp that degree of Authenticity... only millennials know this truth

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Imagining a technical built on this chassis

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"time is running out on your special venmo debit card offer" oh is it. is it really running out now

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basically the only benefit I've gained from mandatory corporate cybersecurity training is that I now notice when marketers use the same tactics as scam artists when writing email subject lines

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if this website had a way to turn off retweets from individual people sooooooo many of you would be losing privileges right now

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the good news is I'm still immortal, so far. the bad news is that my continued existence comes at a terrible cost

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(extremely 36 year old voice) my back hurt

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The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel.

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this is great, the seaport has so many vessels in storage, it'll be good to get them where people can see them

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Once someone posts even mild transphobia even once, a timer has started for when their brain fully melts. They all end up like that, sooner or later.

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I hate when I accidentally open the front facing camera on my phone and am brutally reminded of how effortlessly beautiful and immaculately coiffed I am

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Just gonna throw a rock at her and see what happens

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Oh is there a demise of the republic ball happening 🙄

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I've been playing Pokémon Blue on my phone while dissociating recently just like I did as a kid

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I imagine those of us who keep talking about the US-backed genocide in Gaza will be increasingly portrayed as crazy or unrealistic in light of Trump but I'll be damned if folks get to peacefully forget what this country is supporting to ease their conscience

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man, online sucks right now, huh

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It seems like there would be a pretty easy way to end the career of someone with a lifetime appointment. Straightforward anyway, easy depending on the method I suppose

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Ah unfortunately we are traveling that weekend! Next year 👍

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Iota... just a little bit of gender for me thanks

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I don't really care about Biden being old, I care about him being a shitty politician with bad ideas who wants to hurt me and people I love. That's basically my problem with him, is that he has decided to be my enemy

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The little sticky-outy bit at the back of a boat where the rudder pin slots in is called a gudgeon. Thought you'd like to know

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When you post anything on mastodon

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assert dominance by changing your pants at your desk with that towel around your waist like surfers do at the beach

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(Kermit the Frog voice) So if you're lonely You know I'm here waiting for you

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I have lived in the suburbs for one day and I am going to find the person who invented gas powered leaf blowers and ***** ** their ******* with a ***** ****** until they ************

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yeah I need to do this next time too

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My back hurts and I don't know why (spent the last 3 days frantically packing, driving and unloading everything I've ever owned, on <5 hours sleep per night) It's a mystery

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Chipotle tasted better back before they took the E. coli out of the recipe

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We have moved. I am a New England Boy once again

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Just finished loading up the truck. Time for one last super BLT from Baker's Dozen before we leave Greenpoint

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you would think at some point when packing up all your stuff for a move that there would stop being more stuff to pack. you would think that, wouldn't you, you fool, you buffoon

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my name is max*... my world is fire** and blood*** *jam **cardboard boxes ***tape

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